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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
!!!!!Attention forums members!!!!!
the following threads will be shuttered and the op laser dicked if you ever do these threads

If you think of more please add them to the list, but in the meantime never ever make a thread named these:

computers should be murdered

red leather media: yellow leather edition

i found some creek yogurt

best animals to peep on

bare asses from tallahasses

tragedy selfies

pirates vs tarantulas

weenie screenies: best dick pics from around the world

let's play: MSN games

Daily Horoscopes

Real World VS Road Rules.jpg

hosed up trains. don't look.

charitable interpretations MEGATHREAD

mod forum.jpg

post your pecs

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honey i chunk the kids

leela's tits are feet

shh! no write, only read

the french

Wow It's Rick MORONis

fritters in the dark: fires are beautiful

tenderize the tire meat in the hunk kitchen (workout thread)

the seaward

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Had Sex With Wife

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
How I lost my virginity

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
property is not theft

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Help me learn basic computer skills

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
post itt every time u make it thru a whole work day w/out beating off in the bathrooms

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Video games seem really kind of dumb and boring.

We should all just use voice to text and not bother with punctuation at all

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
post itt every time you understand the ceiling piss ms paint diagram

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Laser Dicking. Is a Laser Dick Right for You?

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


The Alanis Morrisette MMORPG is actually pretty good

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
OP makes thread, you won't believe what happens next!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Body Juice Auction

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Post ITT Every Time You Post ITT

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Millet Appreciation Thread

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Cartoon Breasts And Butts are Disgusting to Me

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Fart Jesus Rides Again

FURZKOMMANDO
Jul 29, 2020

Spinz posted:

Video games seem really kind of dumb and boring.

We should all just use voice to text and not bother with punctuation at all

why would you photoshop a huge nose on your av

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ITT we all agree about Worf (from Star Trek)

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

CYOA: The Rock King's Cock Ring

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Porn is not actually all that great

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Skipping Lunch Thread

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
9/11 Wasn't Funny

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
The Ginger Realm: Underworld Edition :devil:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Recreational use of marijuana is eroding our nation's family values: the biblical argument

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

PYF sexy couch cushion gaps

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
My Fark Stories

Snakes are Trash

Little Women

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
[Selling] Goatse flavored scented candles.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
[Ask] Me about getting run out of my own dead gay comedy forum

Mister Panos
Jan 26, 2011

TheAardvark posted:

post itt every time u make it thru a whole work day w/out beating off in the bathrooms

reporting in

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
keyboard goop soup

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Nickleback and Imagine Dragons are great bands. Proove me wrong.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

FURZKOMMANDO posted:

why would you photoshop a huge nose on your av

Its the enlargement due to proximity to the lens effect and I didn't care, I still like the pic

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Spinz posted:

Its the enlargement due to proximity to the lens effect and I didn't care, I still like the pic

Lol it's gone already

Anyone know who that is, my av now?
I'll pick a better photo of mine next time

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Let's plot the assassination of *redacted*

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Well, ain't that a box of dicks

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Let's make SA blacklisted by Google

FURZKOMMANDO
Jul 29, 2020

i think the old one is better, they both have their moments tho

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Katamari Democracy posted:

[Selling] Goatse flavored scented candles.

Pretty sure this would actually go gold and sell out within an hour.

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mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

How mangosteen saved my life

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