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Haoma
Aug 14, 2003
MOds, admins, and fellow creatives...

It's time we brought back DPPH.

For those who don't know, DPPH stood for "Don't Post Porn Here", and it was the forum where you did post porn there, Lol. If you wanted to find porn to jack off to, that was the place. If you had good porn you had already jacked off to and you wanted other people to jack off to it too, you could post it there--despite the name that said "don't"!

In the modern age, maybe we can't post the porn directly, I guess, because it's illegal..? But the evolved DPPH could be more like a porn ideas and links sharing hub. I'm imagining the first page of it looking something like this:

:goleft: DPPH Rules: Follow these before, during, and after jacking off to the porn
     Pages 1 2
:goleft: Porn Resources: Resources for acquiring, looking at, and ultimately jacking off to porn
     Pages 1 2 3 4 5 6
Jacking Off Megathread: A spitoon ain't a vibrator, chief!
     Pages 1 2 3 ... 345 346 347 Last Post
REQ: anybody have some porn?
     Pages 1 2 3 4 5
Good Porn to Jack Off To Megathread: Le human condition, rise, ye horny worms
     Pages 1 2 3 ... 1203 1204 1205 Last Post
jacking off to this one
     Pages 1 2
Cum Shooting Out of Our Dicks, Loving It Megathread
    Pages 1 2 3 ... 13 14 15 Last Post
this pic of a girl pissing. big tits (sorry for poor quality)
     Pages 1 2
Post Pics of Your Ropes Megathread [56k not weird actually]
     Pages 1 2 3 ... 45 46 47 Last Post
Hi-Res Porn of a Huge Slut loving Good as Hell
     Pages 1 2 3 ... 10 11 12 Last Post

And so forth. You get the idea. It could be a subform of PYF, maybe. But more ideally it would be its own standalone forum, in the "Main" section. Preferably above General Bullshit so people see it quickly and can get to the porn fast while theyre still horny.

I think it's time to vote. Bring back DPPH.

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Woodpile
Mar 30, 2013
My horror hog squeals in anticipation.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
Hmmm. I'm not sure I agree with every aspect of your proposal, op. That said, we can quibble about details like where it goes in the forum index later. The important thing is to get a pilot off the ground ASAP and see how the community responds

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

part of the fun of discussing pornography on the forums is know that other goons are also touching themselves to it. i think if this new DPPH is introduced in conjunction with a robust offsite community (e.g. discord) then that would add a lot of benefit while mitigating a lot of the risk of directly hosting stuff on the forums.

but, you need to weigh it against the possibility of Offsite Drama.

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

this place needs less, not more horny posting

there’s a million different sites you can go to, if this kind of smut is what you want

Haoma
Aug 14, 2003
Goons needs somewhere to ask about a random semi-pro video from 2005, with incredibly sparse details, and have a 47y.o. disabled full-time WoW guild leader reply within 30 seconds with the exact clip title, duration, and actor names

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Haoma posted:

Goons needs somewhere to ask about a random semi-pro video from 2005, with incredibly sparse details, and have a 47y.o. disabled full-time WoW guild leader reply within 30 seconds with the exact clip title, duration, and actor names

This would be useful, honestly

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

bloom posted:

This would be useful, honestly

It would give Reene something to keep her mind active

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Haoma posted:

Goons needs somewhere to ask about a random semi-pro video from 2005, with incredibly sparse details, and have a 47y.o. disabled full-time WoW guild leader reply within 30 seconds with the exact clip title, duration, and actor names

Have you considered proposing a new Stack Exchange site for porn

e: Jack Exchange

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Haoma posted:

For those who don't know, DPPH stood for "Don't Post Porn Here", and it was the forum where you did post porn there, Lol. If you wanted to find porn to jack off to, that was the place. If you had good porn you had already jacked off to and you wanted other people to jack off to it too, you could post it there--despite the name that said "don't"!

If I'm reading this right it sounds insanely hosed up and this sort of gaslighting should have no place on these forums.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

No thank you

Jack Daniels
Nov 14, 2002

Haoma posted:

Goons needs somewhere to ask about a random semi-pro video from 2005, with incredibly sparse details, and have a 47y.o. disabled full-time WoW guild leader reply within 30 seconds with the exact clip title, duration, and actor names

Yup. thus type of poster was godly back in the day. lets get Him back, and on the fast track to Mod & Admin status imo

Jack Daniels
Nov 14, 2002

Haoma posted:

MOds, admins, and fellow creatives...

It's time we brought back DPPH.

For those who don't know, DPPH stood for "Don't Post Porn Here", and it was the forum where you did post porn there, Lol. If you wanted to find porn to jack off to, that was the place. If you had good porn you had already jacked off to and you wanted other people to jack off to it too, you could post it there--despite the name that said "don't"!

In the modern age, maybe we can't post the porn directly, I guess, because it's illegal..? But the evolved DPPH could be more like a porn ideas and links sharing hub. I'm imagining the first page of it looking something like this:

:goleft: DPPH Rules: Follow these before, during, and after jacking off to the porn
     Pages 1 2
:goleft: Porn Resources: Resources for acquiring, looking at, and ultimately jacking off to porn
     Pages 1 2 3 4 5 6
Jacking Off Megathread: A spitoon ain't a vibrator, chief!
     Pages 1 2 3 ... 345 346 347 Last Post
REQ: anybody have some porn?
     Pages 1 2 3 4 5
Good Porn to Jack Off To Megathread: Le human condition, rise, ye horny worms
     Pages 1 2 3 ... 1203 1204 1205 Last Post
jacking off to this one
     Pages 1 2
Cum Shooting Out of Our Dicks, Loving It Megathread
    Pages 1 2 3 ... 13 14 15 Last Post
this pic of a girl pissing. big tits (sorry for poor quality)
     Pages 1 2
Post Pics of Your Ropes Megathread [56k not weird actually]
     Pages 1 2 3 ... 45 46 47 Last Post
Hi-Res Porn of a Huge Slut loving Good as Hell
     Pages 1 2 3 ... 10 11 12 Last Post

And so forth. You get the idea. It could be a subform of PYF, maybe. But more ideally it would be its own standalone forum, in the "Main" section. Preferably above General Bullshit so people see it quickly and can get to the porn fast while theyre still horny.

I think it's time to vote. Bring back DPPH.

fellow jacking off goon here ( :tipshat: ) chiming in to say I support this proposal!

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

drat, looks like this thread has mod support. that means its a shoo in (shoe in..? shoo inn..??) for being accepted :golfclap:

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

Please, I haven't been able to jack off in 15 years. I need this.

PotU
Jul 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
informative, sexy, and funny........hell, why not

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
There should be live watch threads where we all watch the same video and jack off and post at the same time.

Jack Daniels
Nov 14, 2002

Rando posted:

There should be live watch threads where we all watch the same video and jack off and post at the same time.

DPPH 2020 power :stare: :worship:

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Haoma posted:

If you wanted to find porn to jack off to, that was the place. If you had good porn you had already jacked off to and you wanted other people to jack off to it too, you could post it there

But we already have the deviantart thread :confused:

PotU
Jul 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
@admins: guarantee that people will drop big bucks on gangtags and smilies, its basically free momey
will absolutely need this

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
The Jelqing Megathread

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

ulvir posted:

this place needs less, not more horny posting

there’s a million different sites you can go to, if this kind of smut is what you want

Hard disagree with this. I’d love to consolidate all my online activities to as few sites as possible to reduce my digital footprint and I’m sure many others feel the same.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Sweet jesus, no. Go to other websites for your weird-rear end weird rear end porn.

your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)


I'm in favor. it's really hard to find porn online and anything that could help me jerk it so right is very appreciated

salt shakeup
Jun 27, 2004

'orrible fucking nights

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Sweet jesus, no. Go to other websites for your weird-rear end weird rear end porn.

The good thing about a porn forum is you can have threads for all sorts of asses, not just weird ones.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
I wanna see the big assess

Goons maybe you can help me with this???

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild
I'd rather not have homegrown porn on SA, plus there are a million other places online where you can go to find porn and be horny. Not to mention potential:filez: issues as well

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
You kinda picked a bad time to suggest this as we would have to close the forum Nov1st

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
On the contrary, I don't think there are enough spaces online where I feel free enough to blow a load. It'd be great if something awful were to have the kind of inclusivity that made me feel like I could safely jack my dick and talk about it with others.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Julias posted:

I'd rather not have homegrown porn on SA, plus there are a million other places online where you can go to find porn and be horny. Not to mention potential:filez: issues as well

oh ok I'm glad this argument of "if other places exist on the internet for it, we don't need it" only applies to porn and not, say, politics or video games

what is so bad about a discussion forum for adult content, what the gently caress is this, the reagan era? I think a sub to talk about porno or nudity or whatever the gently caress is the least of anyone's concerns

barnold fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Oct 23, 2020

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Some of you ain't getting invited to the Mumble channel in my live watch threads.

slam flanders
Jan 13, 2015

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Sweet jesus, no. Go to other websites for your weird-rear end weird rear end porn.

We need community. Someone who we can Jack our cocks off with and then go play No Mans Sky with shorty after

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
You've got an overwhelming number of people from all over the forums agreeing that we should bring back DPPH. There are people in this thread on the pro-porn side that were some of the most anti-porn people on the forums and it's crazy that these disparate groups could come together and agree on this. Seemed like a whole new time for the forums, but I guess not. Not to bring back DPPH would be the stupidest decision in a long time. Things finally seemed like they were going to get better after the fallout from lowtax and now here we are again.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
I want to shoot cum out of my dick and this forum sounds like it’s a step in that direction op. Signed.

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive

Hizke posted:

On the contrary, I don't think there are enough spaces online where I feel free enough to blow a load. It'd be great if something awful were to have the kind of inclusivity that made me feel like I could safely jack my dick and talk about it with others.

You now when there is a porn vid with 128mil views and 8 comments. I want to be in a thread with those 8 people. And I want the full suite of SA smilies at my side

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

Imagine....porn right at you're finger types

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Not going to happen.

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