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Buy a thing of hamburger meat, put on a cheap suit, slick your hair back, assless chaps and drool on yourself. Boom, Sexy Jordan Peterson.
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An apron worm backwards and you're suddenly costume man!
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Oct 23, 2020 18:30
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Slutty ghost, except take the sheet and rub parts of it on some tree sap or maybe syrup so it’s sticky... Say it’s “ghost jizz” or erotic ectoplasm... dance with everyone at the party or give them great big hugs.
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Oct 23, 2020 18:30
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Stick a glo-stick in your rear end and go as a fire-fly
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Oct 23, 2020 18:32
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Just go as corona virus victim
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Oct 23, 2020 19:05
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Don't fall into the trap of the goons who are trying to be all TRAP SPRUNG on making others admit they own a fedora. For minimum effort, just wear your regular clothes but roll up the hem of your top to expose your midriff and claim you're wearing a "sexy Jasus Christ" costume because all the sexy [whatever] costumes are just whatever but with a bare midriff
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Oct 23, 2020 23:36
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Sexy Shrek imo
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Oct 23, 2020 23:38
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Drink a lot and barf on yourself, then you can be the drunk slob
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Oct 23, 2020 23:38
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burt's wife
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Oct 24, 2020 00:28
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what did you end up with op
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Oct 24, 2020 00:33
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Too late for OP, but a super simple costume is to safety pins some random socks, underwear, t-shirt, etc to your normal clothes. Put the pins on from the inside so they don't show. You are now Static Cling.
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Oct 24, 2020 01:50
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Use the sheet as a nappy and go as a giant baby.
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Oct 24, 2020 04:10
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Post the results, op
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Oct 24, 2020 16:35
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Thanks for all of the advice, I really appreciate it. I have a lot of ideas for the next time I forget about a costume. I went with a "mummy" and had a strand of gauze wrapped around my torso and another wrapped around my head, both of which were covered in other clothes due to it being very cold. Like a mummy if the embalmers had been lazy and bad at their jobs, and lived in the tundra.
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Oct 24, 2020 16:45
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Also I don't have pictures, but I did drink a lot, fwiw Happy Halloween
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Oct 24, 2020 16:53
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:tie a belt loosely round your neck and go as zombie david carradine Poverty ghost never ceases to make me laugh.
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Oct 24, 2020 16:55
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I bet everyone who went to that party that actually put effort into their costumes silently resented you, OP. We all expected better from you
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Oct 24, 2020 18:04
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Luckily everyone else's costume was at the same or lower level. I still am ashamed of myself, fellow messiah.
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Oct 24, 2020 18:41
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Sheet ghost is the most underappreciated background character at any costume party.
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Oct 24, 2020 20:54
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Unabomber costume just requires a black marker, a hoodie, and a pair of aviator glasses.
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Oct 24, 2020 21:09
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get a mirror you can carry around, and when someon asks what you are, hold it up in front of your face, (towards them) and say "an idiot"
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Oct 24, 2020 21:17
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Black face
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Oct 24, 2020 21:25
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whenev i needed a quick costume during hs i would just dress normally and tell anybody who asked that i was a heterosexual for halloween try that op. it's super spooky
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Dick in a box: attach a cardboard box to your belt and fill with candy. Dare women to reach inside. For more fun slip a banana inside.
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