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Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011



Post the minor upgrades you have seen from our boy Jeff ITT! I always knew it wasn't because no one liked me!

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Strange way to beg for letters from mentally disturbed

isaboo
Nov 10, 2002

I can destroy you


Ha! I was gonna post this myself!

I like this little change. I never get PMs so it's nice to have something less insulting there to look at.

Anyone wanna PM me? Anyone?

Colonel Cancer posted:

Strange way to beg for letters from mentally disturbed

Mentally disturbed PMs are most welcome. Waiting on yours, Colonel.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


No one ever PMs me a .wav file of them singing All My Ex's Live in Texas and it pisses me off so bad

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



How do you see that message where is it?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


You wouldn't see if it you have any private messages, it's only for friendless losers

Walrus Pete
Apr 16, 2008

Yo ho?



More than half of the PMs in my inbox are about playing video games with other friendless goons. The rest are even more meaningless, but I will never delete any of them.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



IM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS <>

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



If Blue Train ever goes fully nuts and rampages I've got a bestseller guaranteed

Vice versa too

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011



Colonel Cancer posted:

You wouldn't see if it you have any private messages, it's only for friendless losers

OH, okay Mr. Popular. I didn't have any PM's in like 2 days, I get around, but mostly fantasy stuff so a lot is on hold as of now.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I tremble in terror everytime I get a PM (which isn't that often). What if somebody is mad at me? But it's pretty much always somebody being nice.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I tremble in terror everytime I get a PM (which isn't that often). What if somebody is mad at me? But it's pretty much always somebody being nice.

Heh, yeah. Messages (1) is anxiety-provoking.

isaboo
Nov 10, 2002

I can destroy you


5!!!! I got 5 PMs already!!!

lufrednow era snooG

aint that right Colonel Cancer?

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

It's disgraceful - us being forced to pick wood for our smuggler-ancestors beacon-fires!


hell i vomit every time my phone rings or someone knocks on my door

kazr
Jan 28, 2005


Junk posted:

hell i vomit every time my phone rings or someone knocks on my door

I put my phone on silent and let my voice mail fill up and guess what my life hasn't changed at all anyone who needs to contact me texts me

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY- WAIT SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON?



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I tremble in terror everytime I get a PM (which isn't that often). What if somebody is mad at me? But it's pretty much always somebody being nice.

Same, except I always get excited but it's just someone being mean

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Why would I pay for private messages? Nothing is private.

SomedoodIV
Feb 28, 2013



Imagine sinding bad pms about your bad posting lmao

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


I'd like to thank sebmojo for righting a terrible wrong the useless OP did not have the courage to right himself. He sent me audio of him singing All My Exes Live in Texas. I will forgive him for using .m4a format instead of .wav as that would be missing the forest for the trees if it were to upset me.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



At the risk of unintentionally but not unwittingly causing everyone to report my post, does the report message still say its a message from Senor Lowtax?

It did a day or two after the acquisition, but I havent come across anything truly vile since then. Dont ask me to turn off my monitor.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

Spinz posted:

If Blue Train ever goes fully nuts and rampages I've got a bestseller guaranteed

Vice versa too

I think his "rampage" would most likely be him private messaging pics of his dingdong to a bunch if goons. Not really newsworthy outside these forums.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004



Imagine if that "yet"was the was the only affirmation you got every day.

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


I have 100s of PMs asking for my jambalaya recipe because i drunkenly mentioned it in the relationships thread.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you





this is so sweet thank u jeff

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you





given what most PM's are like though it's kinda ominous

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Saint Isaias Boner posted:

this is so sweet thank u jeff

Don't thank Jeff he beat me with his foot

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑




I had several Ausgoons offer to let me stay in their home rent free via pm after some pandemic related financial concerns. Was very touching to be honest. Barely had any PMs in the 12 years before that.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


It's true I don't OP. Very spooky you knew that...

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Thread search is cool, even though I haven't used it yet.

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.

I made a t-shirt design for the drug forum a million years ago and somebody else decided to print them but got really high and forgot to send them out to the people that gave them money in advance and now I am afraid of pms.

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Stanley Tucheetos
May 15, 2012



Less insulting isn't always the best.

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