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What matches are you most looking forward to tonight?
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One of the other ones they didn't preview. 9 100.00%
Total: 9 votes
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uame3ds8nc8

  • Roman will reveal the "high stakes" for his Hell in a Cell I Quit match against cousin Jey Uso at Hell in a Cell. Because apparently being a Hell in a Cell match AND an I Quit match isn't enough.
  • Otis will defend his Money in the Bank briefcase.... in a court trial? Against a guy who isn't even on his brand anymore.
  • Bayley (who hasn't signed her contract for her title defense yet) and Sasha both feature in the promo but aren't actually explicitly scheduled to do anything. A bunch of other wrestlers also appear but aren't listed as actually doing anything beyond "making a statment" ahead of Hell in a Cell.
  • Smackdown has been shifted to FS1 for the evening due to an NBA game, there are ZERO matches scheduled on the preview. This could potentially be one of the lowest ratings Smackdown has ever done.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!


Law and Otis

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

We'll roll on with our heads held high.
Our conscience in the gutter,
Our dreams up in the sky.




I hate this tribal stuff so much

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



You gotta think this "I'm not signing the contract" stuff is a poke at Moxley and Miro.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Starting off with Bryan is good

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Kevin Owens is relieved to know that everybody is in place and locked into their new brands now.

Also the brand split still doesn't go into effect until after Hell in a Cell!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




"You've betrayed a lot of friends"

lol

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!


Young talent? Surely he meant us two dudes in our 40s

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



The guy on screen right now a really bad person

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




RING THE BELL

wait why ring the bell?

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



They have to do one of these "a bunch of people interrupt each other one after the other" every loving week don't they

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


".....why?" as a response to Dolph Ziggler showing up is absolutely perfect.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



Cavauro posted:

The guy on screen right now a really bad person

Turn on your monitor

just kidding cavauro, you're cool

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Claudio vs. Danielson

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Please be a work please be a work

Oh, based on that uppercut, definitely a work.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Dolph Ziggler is STILL doing his,"DO SOMETHING!" bit I see. How shocking that he would continue to overuse a signature well past the point it had any meaning.

Also goddamn Cesaro doing a one-legged airplane spin

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




lol Bryan and Ford shaking the rope

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!


tribal consequences

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010




Hell in a Cell is on Sunday, allegedly

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


That frogsplash ruled and everybody watching Ford shake the ropes afterwards was fun. That was a good match. Would have been nice if they'd advertised it.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Cheap motherfuckers didn't even splash out for the

JBL? Hang on a second... THIS ISN'T A REAL TRIAL AT ALL!

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




Jerusalem posted:

Cheap motherfuckers didn't even splash out for the

JBL? Hang on a second... THIS ISN'T A REAL TRIAL AT ALL!

Could've just had Two Doinks pop up instead

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


The court case should have literally ended with JBL going,"Otis is right, case dismissed" and that being the end of it.

Davros1 posted:

Could've just had Two Doinks pop up instead

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.




I actually like the idea of booking Bianca Belair as female Mr Perfect

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


"Up with the smoke! Fist me boys!"

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

We'll roll on with our heads held high.
Our conscience in the gutter,
Our dreams up in the sky.




#fistmeboys

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



all the way back to earlier this year

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Dacap posted:

I actually like the idea of booking Bianca Belair as female Mr Perfect

It's a rare example of absolutely getting the character and playing to her strengths, and I really hope they keep it up. She's fantastic.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



Fluffy Bunnies posted:

#facefistmefinn

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Bianca owns so much

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!


Bianca is so enormous compared to Zelina

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010




Codependent Poster posted:

Bianca owns so much

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




take a drink each time they say the FREAK

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!


Did Lars dye his beard

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


See, this is exactly what Bryan Alvarez was talking about recently re: Toni Storm. Don't book a 50/50 match for somebody you're trying to put over, Zelina got in a tiny bit of offense at the start but that was basically ALL Bianca and it was a better match for it.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.




Isnít Biancaís finisher the same as Super Dragonís?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Intruder posted:

Did Lars dye his beard

Yeah, maybe it's cross-promotion for those creepy old Just For Men "your beard is weird!" ads?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Jerusalem posted:

Yeah, maybe it's cross-promotion for those creepy old Just For Men "your beard is weird!" ads?

Your streak is freak!

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!


Oh cool Gable is still a giant loser in Vince's eyes

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