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Bean Bandit
Jan 25, 2003

a boo-boo

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

He died

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ghosts aren't real op they can't make mistakes :gaysper:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sometimes ghosts fart. Like when you think people just aren’t owning up to it, nah, it’s a ghost. Realtalk.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

A GRAVE MISTAKE

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The kind that will haunt them to their last days

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

when they do something beyond the pale

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
What do you call the ghost of a skater? A roller ghoster

What is every ghosts favorite breakfast? Ghost toast

Where does a ghost keep there wallet? They don't have one. They wander aimlessly through a bitter wasteland, able to observe the living, but never I teract. Their loathsome afterlives can't even be filled with the simple joys of honest work or consumerism. Existence is pain and unending. Hahaha!

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I was thinking recently, what if there was a ghost cursed to lust eternally to suck dicks, yet forever unable to satisfy this passion?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
See Ghostbusters

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


They thought they were a little ghastly, but it was a shart.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Turning to spirits :cheers:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Chain smoking

Scaring off the ladies with a frightening manifesto

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jawdins posted:

What do you call the ghost of a skater? A roller ghoster

What is every ghosts favorite breakfast? Ghost toast

Where does a ghost keep there wallet? They don't have one. They wander aimlessly through a bitter wasteland, able to observe the living, but never I teract. Their loathsome afterlives can't even be filled with the simple joys of honest work or consumerism. Existence is pain and unending. Hahaha!

Talk about dying as you lived

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

smoobles posted:

A GRAVE MISTAKE

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

the return of jimmyjams

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

a scarerror

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Getting into crypto

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Weka posted:

I was thinking recently, what if there was a ghost cursed to lust eternally to suck dicks, yet forever unable to satisfy this passion?

Wet dreams are actually the result of a ghost sucking your dick in the middle of the night

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Not wiping ectoplasm off the machines after using them at the gym.

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
today on ghost hunters, can ghosts shart??? lets find out

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Wet dreams are actually the result of a ghost sucking your dick in the middle of the night

A phangasm?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Sometimes, ghosts make a really bad polterguess.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Ghouls, geists, gaffes.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Weka posted:

I was thinking recently, what if there was a ghost cursed to lust eternally to suck dicks, yet forever unable to satisfy this passion?

So will you suck as many as you can while you're alive?

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
Poor financial decisions

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



They lose track of their golden arms

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

A BOOOOOOHner.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
they make a spooktacle of themselves!

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Surely there’s gotta be an earthbound clothing store for ghosts. Just because you died in 1868 or 1927 or 1976 doesn’t mean you’ve still got to be wearing a stovepipe hat and frock suit, a flapper getup, or a leisure suit, right?

Change that poo poo up in the dead realm!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
a ghostake

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
This is the best thread there ever could be :five:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Possess the wrong person and then get stuck in them.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Sometimes ghosts fart. Like when you think people just aren’t owning up to it, nah, it’s a ghost. Realtalk.

This makes a lot of sense because farts are just the ghosts of poo poo.

Hairy Right Hook posted:

Where does a ghost keep there wallet? They don't have one. They wander aimlessly through a bitter wasteland, able to observe the living, but never I teract. Their loathsome afterlives can't even be filled with the simple joys of honest work or consumerism. Existence is pain and unending. Hahaha!

You've just described the entire user base of these forums.

Weka posted:

I was thinking recently, what if there was a ghost cursed to lust eternally to suck dicks, yet forever unable to satisfy this passion?

You've just described me.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bean Bandit posted:

a boo-boo

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

this is a funny, yet, terrible joke.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Gets blackout drunk, shits the bed, doesn't notice it, wears the sheet to work

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




ghosts don't make mistakes

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Icochet posted:

Gets blackout drunk, shits the bed, doesn't notice it, wears the sheet to work

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