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Bean Bandit
Jan 25, 2003



a boo-boo

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


He died

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Ghosts aren't real op they can't make mistakes

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Sometimes ghosts fart. Like when you think people just arenít owning up to it, nah, itís a ghost. Realtalk.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014



A GRAVE MISTAKE

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


The kind that will haunt them to their last days

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014



when they do something beyond the pale

Jawdins
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho


What do you call the ghost of a skater? A roller ghoster

What is every ghosts favorite breakfast? Ghost toast

Where does a ghost keep there wallet? They don't have one. They wander aimlessly through a bitter wasteland, able to observe the living, but never I teract. Their loathsome afterlives can't even be filled with the simple joys of honest work or consumerism. Existence is pain and unending. Hahaha!

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

I was thinking recently, what if there was a ghost cursed to lust eternally to suck dicks, yet forever unable to satisfy this passion?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


See Ghostbusters

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


They thought they were a little ghastly, but it was a shart.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Turning to spirits

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Chain smoking

Scaring off the ladies with a frightening manifesto

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Jawdins posted:

What do you call the ghost of a skater? A roller ghoster

What is every ghosts favorite breakfast? Ghost toast

Where does a ghost keep there wallet? They don't have one. They wander aimlessly through a bitter wasteland, able to observe the living, but never I teract. Their loathsome afterlives can't even be filled with the simple joys of honest work or consumerism. Existence is pain and unending. Hahaha!

Talk about dying as you lived

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


smoobles posted:

A GRAVE MISTAKE

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



the return of jimmyjams

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



a scarerror

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Getting into crypto

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Weka posted:

I was thinking recently, what if there was a ghost cursed to lust eternally to suck dicks, yet forever unable to satisfy this passion?

Wet dreams are actually the result of a ghost sucking your dick in the middle of the night

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Not wiping ectoplasm off the machines after using them at the gym.

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous


today on ghost hunters, can ghosts shart??? lets find out

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Wet dreams are actually the result of a ghost sucking your dick in the middle of the night

A phangasm?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Sometimes, ghosts make a really bad polterguess.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


Ghouls, geists, gaffes.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

Weka posted:

I was thinking recently, what if there was a ghost cursed to lust eternally to suck dicks, yet forever unable to satisfy this passion?

So will you suck as many as you can while you're alive?

Cloner of the Elks
Jul 2, 2006







Poor financial decisions

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense





They lose track of their golden arms

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

A BOOOOOOHner.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



they make a spooktacle of themselves!

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Surely thereís gotta be an earthbound clothing store for ghosts. Just because you died in 1868 or 1927 or 1976 doesnít mean youíve still got to be wearing a stovepipe hat and frock suit, a flapper getup, or a leisure suit, right?

Change that poo poo up in the dead realm!

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.


a ghostake

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UltraRed
Apr 9, 2005



Fun Shoe

This is the best thread there ever could be

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