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Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





If we turn him into a gelatin we can all enjoy him, but no one gets to be greedy and take too big a slice (cough cough GARY OLDMANS DIARY). Also we get to then cook burt in with a bunch of cream cheese which seems fitting. We can flan him fellows, we just need a big enough oven!

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Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





Just a nice Burflan with a caramel Flanexual sauce.

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Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





Imagine if people still get super mad and worked up we can go lol he is a gelatin

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





Also if we perma flan him it would just be impressive if Burt could still post because he would be a gelatin product basically covered in some heavy cream product and god drat if he can type in that state gently caress it whatever lets just go bowlin.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





You are given a free dessert at your birthday at a Brazilian Steakhouse and it is flan, but you distinctly see Burt's avatar in the flan with a single tear rolling down the cheek.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





You are a person in a small Mexican town preparing flan all day. One day someone leaves off a "special powder" of gelatin to make your flan. You start cooking your flan, but it continually yells RAMP at you and you can not make Flan for a 6, 12, or 24 hour period.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





I am preparing gelatin and suddenly have a sick urge to add mayo to it. I have been Flanurt Flanexualed!

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





I have added flan into the pontoons of my pontoon boat and renamed it "Flanoatin Flanexual"

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





It is that scene in Hannibal or w/e where hannibal is feeding the dude his own brain, but it is me feeding El Elegante or whoever feeding pieces of Burt Flan to them (because Burt has been rendered into a gelatin) but they are really high on drugs or whatever and don't appreciate the irony.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





Burt and Reene are both packs of flan now hanging out next to each other at a Krogers shelf and go "geez who saw this coming!"

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Post

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014






LSBB is in the store and he checks the nutritional facts of his potential flan purchase and it just says "Midwest"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

Set Phasers to FUN!

Foreverial tied up and flanerized and loving it

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





Johnny Aztec posted:

Foreverial tied up and flanerized and loving it

Thank You Flanber Two.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





I am making a flan in my own house and suddenly the flan deletes my boiling water! It was Burt Flan!~

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Burt beat me with his fists as I screamed in agony

naked umlaut
Aug 3, 2005


i wonder what the flan would taste like haha

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





naked umlaut posted:

i wonder what the flan would taste like haha

I would imagine given that bones are fairly uniform in character and that Burt is known to have a very midwestern HFCS diet, not too bad.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





1 cup white sugar
3 large eggs eggs
1 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
1 (12 fluid ounce) can evaporated milk
1 tablespoon burt extract

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003




What about covering people in pre-baked flans

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





AuntBuck posted:

What about covering people in pre-baked flans

Not enough Burt Powders to go around for that

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





Burt is now turned into a Flan dessert project, I turn my energy to my next arbitrary forum enemy.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008



Ok

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008



SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



Derpies posted:

Imagine if people still get super mad and worked up we can go lol he is a gelatin

Lmao.

This was a great thread, imagine getting probated for being really funny...id be safe forever!

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



When they do a vasectomy they cut the flans deferens

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Sid Vicious posted:

When they do a vasectomy they cut the flans deferens

They killed Burt during his vasectomy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


He died on the operating table with his tubes spewing nut on the surgeons like twin fire hoses out of control

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




And that surgeon is now pregnant with a little... permaburt.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i don't care if he is banned but destroy burt's rear end in a top hat completely.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



i can't believe Burt died getting a vasectomy and is now permanently in a coma

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



offsite meme

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Hell Yeah posted:

i don't care if he is banned but destroy burt's rear end in a top hat completely.

His anus is filled with a 5.36 x 10^16 megaton bomb that would destroy the earth were it disturbed.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




There's no such thing as a permanent flan

vyst
Aug 25, 2009





Flan is fuckin delicious

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



This thread is pretty funny but I can't help but feel that a large part of that is because the OP got probed for it

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

This thread is pretty funny but I can't help but feel that a large part of that is because the OP got probed for it

Yeah but have you seen a flan

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


A flan of flesh.

Chuds McGreedy
Aug 26, 2007

Jumanji


OP got got and someone delitized burt where do we go next

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020




We got a Party Pooper Jones here

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