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Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

"Doctor, listen to me and listen to me closely.
You're gonna witness all the days..."




I guess the chocolate bar Kit Kat is turning 85 so they're holding a contest to come up with a new temporary slogan. "Have a break. Have a Kit Kat?" No, I think we can do better than that. And they even gave us an AI generator:

https://www.abreakforhaveabreak.com/






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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

Just Do It

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Lol it doesn't accept the word "formula"

Touché, Nestle

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Stroke me off a bit of that stiff brown rod.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011



Give me a break (from your thread OP!).

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



I've shoved 50 marbles in my butt so far

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Break my bar into pieces, this is my last dessert

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.



"It's not similar to a cat in any way, not even spelling-wise"

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


Muldoon

Very Angular Turds

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010




Now with 100% real cats

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Stroke me off a bit of that stiff brown rod.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



gimme a break
gimme a break
gently caress me in the rear end with that
can
dy
bar

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8_BAp78joU

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


You can eat it.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard



*said in the pensive tense with emphasis on or else: it puts the chocolate on its skin or else it gets the horse again

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami



pee pee doo doo it's a bad company





/e: one more for the road

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



Sereri posted:

pee pee doo doo it's a bad company





/e: one more for the road


The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


Shove this bar in your fat loving mouth

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


“You actually can eat one of this things without snapping off the individual bars, like just bite into the whole thing directly, but people have been oblivious to this for years. Consider this your cult deprogramming, we at Kit Kat hope we have broken the hypnosis and that can enjoy candy as an adult without themes of rationing or sharing with needy orphans, and we hope we haven’t contributed to any serious eating disorders.”

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!


Black lives matter.

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

suck on my chocolate salty bars

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

“You actually can eat one of this things without snapping off the individual bars, like just bite into the whole thing directly, but people have been oblivious to this for years. Consider this your cult deprogramming, we at Kit Kat hope we have broken the hypnosis and that can enjoy candy as an adult without themes of rationing or sharing with needy orphans, and we hope we haven’t contributed to any serious eating disorders.”
shove candy into your gaping maw as fast as possible

Mumbling Nuggets
Jan 14, 2017


That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.



Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON







The Management posted:

Shove this bar in your fat loving mouth

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

gently caress You.

Mumbling Nuggets
Jan 14, 2017


Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Now consumable as a suppository!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

Beachside!


rolo tony brown town

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


nibble nobby's nutz.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


It's done. I've devised the new slogan for the new decade:

"What's your Kitkat Kink?"



Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



words it doesnt let you say

slave
water
waterrights
formula
bottledwater
sinalttrainal
plastic
cocoa

words it scolds you for

hitler

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Stroke me off a bit of that stiff brown rod.

Gimme a splash of that milky fudge

Rosettas
Sep 5, 2013

Wah! Wah! Wah!


Have a break have to die and be dead

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



" post="509250809 posted:

hachi machi

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school


It’s kit-kat if your dick’s fat

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

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