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I guess the chocolate bar Kit Kat is turning 85 so they're holding a contest to come up with a new temporary slogan. "Have a break. Have a Kit Kat?" No, I think we can do better than that. And they even gave us an AI generator: https://www.abreakforhaveabreak.com/   
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Just Do It
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Oct 24, 2020 13:11
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Lol it doesn't accept the word "formula" Touché, Nestle
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Oct 24, 2020 13:14
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Oct 24, 2020 13:16
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Stroke me off a bit of that stiff brown rod.
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Oct 24, 2020 13:21
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Give me a break (from your thread OP!).
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Oct 24, 2020 13:22
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I've shoved 50 marbles in my butt so far
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Oct 24, 2020 13:49
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Break my bar into pieces, this is my last dessert
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"It's not similar to a cat in any way, not even spelling-wise"
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Very Angular Turds
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Oct 24, 2020 14:19
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Now with 100% real cats
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Stroke me off a bit of that stiff brown rod.
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Oct 24, 2020 17:13
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gimme a break gimme a break gently caress me in the rear end with that can dy bar
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8_BAp78joU
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Oct 24, 2020 17:42
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You can eat it.
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*said in the pensive tense with emphasis on or else: it puts the chocolate on its skin or else it gets the horse again
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pee pee doo doo it's a bad company  /e: one more for the road 
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Sereri posted:pee pee doo doo it's a bad company
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Shove this bar in your fat loving mouth
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“You actually can eat one of this things without snapping off the individual bars, like just bite into the whole thing directly, but people have been oblivious to this for years. Consider this your cult deprogramming, we at Kit Kat hope we have broken the hypnosis and that can enjoy candy as an adult without themes of rationing or sharing with needy orphans, and we hope we haven’t contributed to any serious eating disorders.” 
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Oct 25, 2020 04:30
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Black lives matter.
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suck on my chocolate salty bars
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:“You actually can eat one of this things without snapping off the individual bars, like just bite into the whole thing directly, but people have been oblivious to this for years. Consider this your cult deprogramming, we at Kit Kat hope we have broken the hypnosis and that can enjoy candy as an adult without themes of rationing or sharing with needy orphans, and we hope we haven’t contributed to any serious eating disorders.” 
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The Management posted:Shove this bar in your fat loving mouth
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Oct 25, 2020 06:06
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gently caress You.
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Now consumable as a suppository!
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rolo tony brown town
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nibble nobby's nutz.
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It's done. I've devised the new slogan for the new decade: "What's your Kitkat Kink?"  
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words it doesnt let you say slave water waterrights formula bottledwater sinalttrainal plastic cocoa words it scolds you for hitler
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Stroke me off a bit of that stiff brown rod. Gimme a splash of that milky fudge
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Oct 25, 2020 12:00
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Have a break have to die and be dead
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It’s kit-kat if your dick’s fat
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