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TheAardvark


1. He never comes when I call for him
2. He opens his mouth and I can't understand anything he says
3. I caught him reading Der Spiegel at breakfast this morning

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Manifisto




he hit the triple word score in scrabble with "irregardless" and everybody knows that isn't a word. his so-called "victory" is invalid.



amazing sigs courtesy of cda, vanisher, luvcow, and khanstant

Cobalt-60

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



Mine speaks English, but his grammar is atrocious. It's "have", not "has."

Manifisto




i sometimes catch the dog gesturing asl at her while I'm speaking



amazing sigs courtesy of cda, vanisher, luvcow, and khanstant

Khanstant



d03$ k47 $p33|< 1337?

Manifisto




I try to correct fluffy whenver she splits her infinitives, her response is always "I told you to kindly gently caress off with that"

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Pronounces "shibboleth" correctly, but only after 3 or 4 tries

FutonForensic



this dumb motherfucker


by Khanstant

Manifisto




mr. snugglewump keeps saying "metonymy" when he really means "synechdoche," sad

Macnult


me: if you're an idiot say 'meow'
cat: meow
me: haha gotcha
cat: meow
me: lol it's just a joke dude don't worry
cat: meow
me: come on don't be so hard on yourself
cat: meow
me: ...dude, c'mon. stop calling yourself an idiot
cat: meow
me:


sig by prof. crocodile

Riotgrrill



drat cat losing its poo poo when i dont use when i type sheisse

ah gently caress here we go again

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


come to think of it, my cat doesn't listen to me and is constantly listening to mariachi music

EVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOB

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Manifisto




Macnult posted:

me: if you're an idiot say 'meow'
cat: meow
me: haha gotcha
cat: meow
me: lol it's just a joke dude don't worry
cat: meow
me: come on don't be so hard on yourself
cat: meow
me: ...dude, c'mon. stop calling yourself an idiot
cat: meow
me:

FutonForensic



hey cat. say "color"

"colour"

aaah hahaha dumbass


by Khanstant

City of Glompton


listen you little rear end in a top hat, "poo poo the bed" is an idiom, it's not something you're supposed to do literally. i know i said "literally" but that's a colloquialism. you're right, it's confusing but i think you could have parsed this one if you'd tried a little harder.

anyway i'm sorry for making fun of you for landing in the water bowl instead of on top of the fridge.




thank you vanisher and sk and Khanstant for the sigs!

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City of Glompton


god...of course i know you are not, in fact, a little rear end in a top hat. you're quite a big one, i think




thank you vanisher and sk and Khanstant for the sigs!

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Macnult


FutonForensic posted:

hey cat. say "color"

"colour"

aaah hahaha dumbass

lol


sig by prof. crocodile

nut

by Fluffdaddy


Manifisto posted:

i sometimes catch the dog gesturing asl at her while I'm speaking

me whispering 76/f/Cali to my dog

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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


nut posted:

me whispering 76/f/Cali to my dog

EVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOB

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

TheAardvark


Me: hey buddy. Who's a good kitty? Yes it's you *scratching him on the head*
My cat, purring: Смерть Америке

google THIS



One time I asked my cat to get out from under my feet while I was carrying a heavy object and he did, which shows that he didn't understand what I was asking or he would have made a point of ignoring it

Manifisto




google THIS posted:

One time I asked my cat to get out from under my feet while I was carrying a heavy object and he did, which shows that he didn't understand what I was asking or he would have made a point of ignoring it



amazing sigs courtesy of cda, vanisher, luvcow, and khanstant

Prof. Crocodile



my cat only speaks French and wont respond unless I speak French. It is fluent in English, it is just being belligerent.


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Manifisto




my cat doesn't know english but he speaks english. he just makes up random poo poo that sounds funny to him. "world is a gently caress" he says. "I am trash man. born to die." and then just laughs and laughs.

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Explains why a new cat food bowl just arrived from Amazon.ru with Cyrillic writing on it.



canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


Prof. Crocodile posted:

my cat only speaks French and wont respond unless I speak French. It is fluent in English, it is just being belligerent.

it's because it thinks you want to have a chat

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albany academy



Prof. Crocodile posted:

my cat only speaks French and wont respond unless I speak French. It is fluent in English, it is just being belligerent.

cat is a waiter from montreal

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