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wanna swing from them thing
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# ? Oct 29, 2020 18:37 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:11 |
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[Camera pans across frozen hellscape. A large round shadow gradually obscures the entire view] The year....2021. Humanity struggles to survive as the planet sways from its orbit, catastrophically unbalanced by the Pig Ball Size Race of the early 21st century.
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# ? Oct 29, 2020 18:46 |
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Do your ears hang low?
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# ? Oct 29, 2020 18:58 |
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Johnny Supernuts got reincarnated
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# ? Oct 29, 2020 19:09 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Thread is real heretical.. there are no pig balls but THE pig balls IYK.. WIM All pig balls are THE pig balls. Look, where you least expect it, and there you will see a happy Asian man smiling back at you, and next to him, giant pig balls. FogHelmut posted:This has to be a weirdo farmer thing; they're absolutely breeding pigs with ever larger balls. Bigger balls = bigger cums = more seamen to "shiver my timbers" (impregnate other pigs).
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 09:27 |
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Weka posted:Bigger balls = bigger cums = more seamen to "shiver my timbers" (impregnate other pigs). I think you'd make a great pirate pig farmer. Shouting "ARR, SHIVER ME TIMBERS!" every time one of your pigs blows a load. And also to your wife when you do.
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 12:00 |
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BigBadSteve posted:I think you'd make a great pirate pig farmer. Shouting "ARR, SHIVER ME TIMBERS!" every time one of your pigs blows a load. And also to your wife when you do. Gross. Just the very idea of having a wife disgusts me on a fundamental level. I'm married to the sea of hog manure I have behind the pig cum shack.
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 23:54 |
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Weka posted:Gross. Just the very idea of having a wife disgusts me on a fundamental level. I'm married to the sea of hog manure I have behind the pig cum shack. married to the lagoon
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# ? Nov 8, 2020 18:26 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:11 |
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It might not be as nature intended, but that's never stopped me before
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# ? Nov 8, 2020 18:55 |