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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

The Timeless Child is THE DOCTOR? Oh, for God's sake!


CARD IS AS FOLLOWS

Eric Young (c) vs. Rich Swann for the Impact World Championship: Both competitors made their surprise returns at Slammiversary in the five-man elimination match for the title, Swann from injury and Young from a stint in WWE. Shortly thereafter, Swann announced his retirement after hurting his leg again, only to be attacked by Young. Since then, Young has won the World title while Swann has stewed, begging to get back in the ring. In a Terry Funk-esque move, Rich Swann has unretired after being medically cleared to wrestle, and heís out for revenge against the man who almost ended his career.

Deonna Purrazzo (c) vs. Kylie Rae for the Impact Knockouts Championship: Since arriving, Purrazzo has put on outstanding match after outstanding match in Impact Wrestling, winning the womenís title in the process. Kylie Rae has been number one contender since July, but was side-tracked for the past few months stuck in Wrestle House, the purgatorial state near Chattanooga, TN. Since her return, Rae has made her presence known by taking her positive energy out on the Virtuosa and her compatriot, Kimber Lee (with the help of Susie, a/k/a Su Yung).

The Motor City Machine Guns (c) vs. the North vs. the Good Brothers vs. Ace Austin & Madman Fulton for the Impact World Tag Team Championship: There are plenty of tag teams in Impact Wrestling, and also Austin & Fulton need something to do. Probably the most open match on the card, as any one of the teams could win and have it make sense.

Rohit Raju (c) vs. Chris Bey vs. Jordynne Grace vs. TJP vs. Trey Miguel vs. Willie Mack for the Impact X-Division Championship: When Raju won the X-Division title, he promised that he would be a fighting champion, giving anyone and everyone a chance. He hasnít done that, because heís a coward! Now itís time to pay the piper, as everyone heís screwed over for opportunities will get a chance to win the title.

Ethan Carter III vs. Moose: When the Impact World Championship was vacant, Moose declared himself TNA World Heavyweight Champion. The self-proclaimed champion faced all comers for a belt that held no kayfabe value, since itís been over three years since the promotion changed identities. EC3 made his return and stole the belt from Moose, saying that he had to get over the past. Carter then threw the TNA World Heavyweight Championship off a bridge, only for the two to meet the next week at the bottom of said bridge and for Moose to regain control of the belt. In addition, this match will occur at an UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.

Eddie Edwards vs. Ken Shamrock: Shamrock is the latest inductee to the Impact Wrestling Hall of Fame, and his rival-turned-friend Sami Callahan issued an challenge to Edwards in an attempt to unlock Shamrockís old self.

Call Your Shot Gauntlet: Everyone else in the company who arenít doing anything is in this match where the winner gets a match of their choice. As a bonus stipulation, if either Heath or Rhino win, Heath will get a contract to Impact Wrestling. If neither win, however, Rhino is fired, so that kind of telegraphs whoís going to win.

Pre-Show on AXS TV: The Rascalz vs. the Deaners

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J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution



Edward Mass posted:

When Raju won the X-Division title, he promised that he would be a fighting champion, giving anyone and everyone a chance. He hasnít done that, because heís a coward!

Let's not sell him short - chances were given but no one was able to "defeat Rohit"*. Mostly because: a) he cheated to win or b) he allowed himself to be counted out (no title change on a count-out).

* Jordynne pinned Rohit, but since the title wasn't presented before the match, it was ruled (by Rohit) a non-title win.

Rohit has been really good during this solo run, finally free of the Desi Hit Squad.

Edward Mass posted:

Pre-Show on AXS TV: The Rascalz vs. the Deaners

Pre-show also available for free on FITE (in ~10 minutes).

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

The Timeless Child is THE DOCTOR? Oh, for God's sake!


What's the digital equivalent of ?

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution



Edward Mass posted:

What's the digital equivalent of ?

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that saw it.

Edit: hah, so Ken was able to get The Rock to record an induction video? That's pretty cool.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

The Timeless Child is THE DOCTOR? Oh, for God's sake!


Man, they got a lot of guys to talk up Ken Shamrock!

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution



Edward Mass posted:

Man, they got a lot of guys to talk up Ken Shamrock!

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING...149521565888512

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

The Timeless Child is THE DOCTOR? Oh, for God's sake!


OK, that's a good way to open this match.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

The Timeless Child is THE DOCTOR? Oh, for God's sake!


EQUALITY!!!!!

Aergo
Feb 1, 2009



That was a fun match.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution



I'm ok with Raju retaining, he deserves some time with the belt.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

The Timeless Child is THE DOCTOR? Oh, for God's sake!


surprise entrant

Aergo
Feb 1, 2009



Swoggle!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

The Timeless Child is THE DOCTOR? Oh, for God's sake!


Aergo posted:

Swoggle!

I'm Brian Myers waving 'bye bye' to Swoggle after eliminating him.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

The Timeless Child is THE DOCTOR? Oh, for God's sake!


JAMES STORM

Jeep
Feb 20, 2013


did heath immediately injure his leg

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution



It certainly looks like it, bummer.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

The Timeless Child is THE DOCTOR? Oh, for God's sake!


Jeep posted:

did heath immediately injure his leg

looks like it.

PLANS CHANGE

Jeep
Feb 20, 2013


drat he looks really hosed up

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



Ultra Carp

Sami is really terrible

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

The Timeless Child is THE DOCTOR? Oh, for God's sake!


I gotta say, they did a good job of improvising a finish there.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



Ultra Carp

Who's the heel here?

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution



They both are. We're rooting for the building to collapse.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



Ultra Carp

This is kind of good but wooooof this music

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



Ultra Carp

Never mind this is dumb af hahaha

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

this but unironically

a match between two lovely humans for a title nobody cares about with a finish of a guy just walking away. what a truly tna match.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

The Timeless Child is THE DOCTOR? Oh, for God's sake!


Unnerving stuff!

Max Coveri
Dec 23, 2015





Is Edwards so out of shape he has to wrestle in a shirt?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011

Me uni a la Revolucion #RXT


el sabe ...


Max Coveri posted:

Is Edwards so out of shape he has to wrestle in a shirt?

Is Edwards such a nobody that he has to wrestle in a Bound For Glory shirt?

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution



Edwards is an extremely company guy.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



Ultra Carp

Ken Shamrock is genuinely upsetting to watch.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011

Me uni a la Revolucion #RXT


el sabe ...


flashy_mcflash posted:

Ken Shamrock is genuinely upsetting to watch.

If Ken Shamrock is wrestling then he isn't feeling inspired to go have an MMA fight.

It's better this way.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



Ultra Carp

rare Magic card l00k posted:

If Ken Shamrock is wrestling then he isn't feeling inspired to go have an MMA fight.

It's better this way.

Very true.

Fuckkk Page and Josh are fuckin great.

Aergo
Feb 1, 2009



I like Su Yung but I was really looking forward to Kylie Rae

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution



Su Yung is the new Knockouts Champ.

Kylie Rae's status not mentioned even once after the switch-up.

KO Tag Titles are coming back in January.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009


J-Ro posted:

Su Yung is the new Knockouts Champ.

Kylie Rae's status not mentioned even once after the switch-up.

KO Tag Titles are coming back in January.

This sounds pretty LOLTNA to me.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution



This whole PPV has had that classic TNA vibe really. Takes me back.

Edit: and now Swann and Young are having a brutal looking main event. It's gooood.

J-Ro fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Oct 25, 2020

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Aergo
Feb 1, 2009



Toooo much spittle in this match.

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