Dem Emails: Biden LOST and it's all your Fault!

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

really queer Christmas posted:

This doesn't include the flood of emails I get about how "WE'RE LOSING THE BATTLE!!!" and "WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO IF YOU DONT CONTRIBUTE!!" and of course my favorite "hey, are you up?" which is no joke, an email I got from Jaime Harrison.

So please, if you have also been cursed with such a fate, post some of your own favorite emails received from dem candidates that make you feel an emotion.

I'm getting the Jaimie Harrison ones and they are so loving cringe, as the cool kids would say,. it's really loving bad. always shady rear end all-lowercaps emails like "plz help, we're losing". "bad news -- we losing. ples donut" "hi there, asl?"

then followed by pure terrible free-republic boomer energy of alternating words, lovely html colors, and randomized bold letters. cringe

quote:

With just 8 days until Election Day, donations to defeat Lindsey Graham are PLUMMETING.

We still need $91,002 by midnight to send Jaime to the Senate:

IF we don�t hit this goal, we�ll lose all our momentum.

IF we lose this momentum, we�ll never beat Lindsey Graham�

AND IF we lose to Lindsey in South Carolina, we won�t take back the Senate [!!]

So please, Xaris: Chip in whatever you can afford (3X-MATCHED) to help Jaime right away! →

they're never about doing anything good, or how much they're going to kick the rich's asses, or help people, no. it's always 'we LOSING Need mORE $$$ plz". like loving lmao why would i want to support a big rear end loser???

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