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DamagedGoods
Jan 17, 2012


What if I found a couple of documents that might put me in jail if I do the wrong thing. Not seriously going to do this, you know make a side identity thing. I think it would be helpful if I was a spy, I am not a spy. Just found a shitload of stuff that made me think if this is possible. We are talking paper. Stacks and stacks of old school bonds, companies that have long ceased to exist. I gotta tell ya, this is entry level greatness.
I have a millions dollars ready to be earned. Oh poo poo, I am half way serious. No I am not. Don't tell on me.

DamagedGoods fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Oct 25, 2020

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Every individual has a unique rear end in a top hat print, unless you can properly replicate the rear end in a top hat print on the documents with your own rear end in a top hat print on the acquired documents, I'm afraid you're hosed.

It'll never pass scrutiny.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



But, hell, if by some coincidence your rear end in a top hat prints match, go hog wild and cash those checks. But use an assumed rear end in a top hat print if you plan to deposit them under the name of some other rear end in a top hat.

The Walrus Cancer
Sep 14, 2018

If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

Burn everything, pack your bags, and move to a new city.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Just change your user name.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



I always super fantasized about coming across some stash of money like a dead drop or something. I never did God drat it

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

I think they use [name of your first pet] + [name of the street you live on] at MI6

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Spinz posted:

I always super fantasized about coming across some stash of money like a dead drop or something. I never did God drat it

Probably a good thing since inevitably someone dangerous is going to come looking for it. Coming across ancient buried treasure otoh would be cool and good. Then you’d only have to worry about the government suing you for it.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

Yeah impersonate a dead person, genius way to get rich.

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Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

THERE IS NO PLANET B


Spinz posted:

I always super fantasized about coming across some stash of money like a dead drop or something. I never did God drat it

My friend found a dead drop of around 100 ecstasy tablets while on a weekend out of town.

Handed them out to everyone a few weeks later at his wedding.

Someone probably got in a whole lot of trouble over that one.

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