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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Revins posted:

I am still haunted by the end of the sex survey results video from LC

also

holy poo poo I consider myself a Garfield Scholar and I had no idea about the chicken thing

gently caress, gently caress :psyduck:

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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
we had a book of a bunch of early strips when I was growing up and I remember noticing the switch flipping through them

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
also "I'll tie a knot in your neck" is an incredibly violent thing to say

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Revins posted:

also "I'll tie a knot in your neck" is an incredibly violent thing to say

lol yeah I thought that was an edit at first

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jon: "I'll give you a Colombian necktie"

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

drat Jon got those CSL’s

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
He's been slurping down those fat chodes like hot dogs

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



eSports Chaebol posted:

p sure a goon made this



They say Garfield is lazy but that cat has a loving alarm clock

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
monday is the day that jon expresses Garfield's anal glands, op

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
hating monday is the emotion garfield carries into battle

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Watched a Youtube video recently and learned about the prequel comic to Garfield, which was the same comic except it focused on Jon and his misadventures in harassing and stalking women.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Revins posted:

gets separation anxiety when Jon goes to work

how quickly we forget Love Me, Feed Me, Don't Leave Me

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

BigBadSteve posted:

Checks out.



yea i vaguely remember it being mentioned a few times over the years, Jon is a cartoonist but a pathetic and unsuccessful one as opposed to being the head of a global merchandising empire like Jim

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Jim is obscenely wealthy but spiritually poor.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

ELI PORTER posted:

monday is the day that jon expresses Garfield's anal glands, op

that explains his other famous catchphrase 'oh no, my hole'

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Earwicker posted:

yea i vaguely remember it being mentioned a few times over the years, Jon is a cartoonist but a pathetic and unsuccessful one as opposed to being the head of a global merchandising empire like Jim

The self-insert is more pathetic and worse off than the artist? Wtf Jim Davis owns, next you'll be telling me he's happily married

e: to a veterinarian who proposed to him

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

Mega64 posted:

Watched a Youtube video recently and learned about the prequel comic to Garfield, which was the same comic except it focused on Jon and his misadventures in harassing and stalking women.


Quinton reviews? That dude’s Garfield obsession is insane.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

oh but seriously I posted:

Jim is obscenely wealthy but spiritually poor.

You obviously haven't read much Garfield, the spiritual depth of Jim shines in these off hand witticisms.

Mega64 posted:

Watched a Youtube video recently and learned about the prequel comic to Garfield, which was the same comic except it focused on Jon and his misadventures in harassing and stalking women.



Apparently Garfield originally had balls for a face.


Anyway to answer the OP's question, Garfield is a cat. His hatred of Mondays is pure projection on Jon's part.

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Weka posted:

Anyway to answer the OP's question, Garfield is a cat. His hatred of Mondays is pure projection on Jon's part.

I would have to disagree with this reading, Garfield's universe is clearly deeply rooted in magical realism.

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