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A man is sitting at a bar, and next to him is Mike Pence. Out of nowhere, Mike Pence turns to the man and says, “Y’know, I used to be the governor of Indiana, but do they call me Mike Pence the Governor?” and before the man can say anything, he answers, “No!” “And then, I was Vice President of the Inited States! But do they call me, Mike Pence the Vice President?” Mike Pence slams his fist against the bar and yells, “NO!” Then Mike Pence leans in real close, his breath stinking of alcohol, and whispers through his clenched teeth, “...but you gently caress just one horse...”
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Oct 26, 2020 03:25
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So Heisenberg walks into a bar but nobody looks at him.
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Oct 26, 2020 03:30
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Just single out one of your co-workers and tell them that the ocean called and it’s running out of fish.
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Oct 26, 2020 03:39
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a chud walks into a bar and asks for the trump special. the bartender shits in a glass and gives it to him. the chud loves it and asks for more
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Oct 26, 2020 03:44
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Most of these jokes are great, OP. Just keep telling them until you're literally beaten down by a mob.
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Oct 26, 2020 09:42
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What is the difference between a republican and a stupid useless pile of fetid poo poo? Nothing! 
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Oct 26, 2020 11:10
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