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A family man stands on his front lawn, waiting for his paper. He admires the hard work he put into his lawn, the great job his son did mowing it, and the white rose bushes his wife planted. The paperboy rounds the corner and throws his paper, but the throw is short, landing just beyond the curb. The man shouts at the paperboy to do better, but the boy bikes away too quickly to hear. The next day, same thing. The paper is thrown wide of his lawn and lands on the neighbor's lawn. The man shouts again, but this time sees the earbuds in the paperboys ears. He can't hear the man shouting at him. On the third day, the family man is ready. He hides behind his wife's rose bushes in wait. As the paperboy approaches, the man leaps out onto the curb, surprising the boy. The boy skids to a halt, but a moment too late. His front tire grazes the man, and for that the man shoots the boy in his chest, and afterwards calls the police. Because the boy is black, and because of stand your ground laws, the family man is not punished. The next day he waits for the new paperboy to do better. There is no joke here.
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