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N. Senada
May 17, 2011


Iím sick of change, no more of it I say

Iíll be damned before I am okay with change!

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

No change? That'd be new.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014




I saw this sign on my favorite local burger place.

Apparently there's a shortage?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011


IM SICK OF IT

extra row of teeth
Apr 27, 2007

Float like a butterfly, sting like a Beerus


I'm sick of pennies.

gently caress pennies.

Vakal
May 11, 2008


in a few years the only accepted currency will be vials of vaccine.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Change your dang shitpants op.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY- WAIT SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON?



extra row of teeth posted:

I'm sick of pennies.

gently caress pennies.

There's an actual factual penny lobby in congress to keep pennies around

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014





Yeah, just round to the nearest dollar you dinguses

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009

A lucky bird.


Who What Now posted:

There's an actual factual penny lobby in congress to keep pennies around
Same with other denominations. It's a small, but non-negligible waste of taxpayer money that just coasts on due to the lobbying and pepper being change-averse (ha).

Little poo poo like this and daylight savings time seem like it would be a smart thing for a politician to take on and get known for making a policy change that the broader population supports, though at this point if a Democrat did so the right wing would immediately seize on it as part of the culture war: "Why does AOC want to take Honest Abe out of circulation? Is it because she's part of the globalist pedophile deep state conspiracy‽‽"

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



No more?!? Change!!!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Cugel the Clever posted:

Same with other denominations. It's a small, but non-negligible waste of taxpayer money that just coasts on due to the lobbying and pepper being change-averse (ha).

Little poo poo like this and daylight savings time seem like it would be a smart thing for a politician to take on and get known for making a policy change that the broader population supports, though at this point if a Democrat did so the right wing would immediately seize on it as part of the culture war: "Why does AOC want to take Honest Abe out of circulation? Is it because she's part of the globalist pedophile deep state conspiracy‽‽"

More like Abraham Stinkin amirite fellas?

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003




extra row of teeth posted:

I'm sick of pennies.

gently caress pennies.

Come to Canada. We got rid of pennies a few years ago!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Metaline posted:

Come to Canada. We got rid of pennies a few years ago!

Lol you can still spend them in the states.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Bogus Adventure posted:

No more?!? Change!!!

No! More change!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

It would be pretty sweet if the laundromat across the street used a card system instead of quarters.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Got a whole jar full of pennies I've been trying to get rid of.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008



No more Pomegranites!

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


super sweet best pal posted:

Got a whole jar full of pennies I've been trying to get rid of.

Have they been assed already or will I need to rear end them myself?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Yeah, but you scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPPSu0vaNWA

Cum AllYeFaithful
Oct 21, 2020

by Fluffdaddy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTUsFm0BAu8

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


TheAardvark posted:

Have they been assed already or will I need to rear end them myself?

Oh god no not a Stinky Lincoln.

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica


Muldoon

I COULD BE HAVING BRUNCH RIGHT NOWW

SomedoodIV
Feb 28, 2013



What's with dimes? Why the gently caress do they have to be so small, when they're worth more than a penny AND a nickel?? Like what the gently caress, what's their issue!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

No! More change!

No!!! More?!? ...change?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Garfield changed and removed Lyman. Proof change is bad and will cause suffering, death, and perpetual lack of nut from previously nut rich sources like Garfield's furry sack which is now barren and shriveled like walnuts due to a testicular infection Jon ignored due to negligence on his part.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



I'm changing I'm metamorphosizing into something different and scary my body parts are dissolving and falling off and being replaced with other body parts that I don't recognize and they certainly don't belong to me I will tell you right now I never had talons and I never had no drat wheels where my feet were and I'm getting real concerned with all these changes my man I'm not prepared for this I don't even have my driver's license and now I have wheels

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT, EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



Take a penny leave a penny for the soul.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Fortune for a quarter? I love quarters.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Garfield changed and removed Lyman. Proof change is bad and will cause suffering, death, and perpetual lack of nut from previously nut rich sources like Garfield's furry sack which is now barren and shriveled like walnuts due to a testicular infection Jon ignored due to negligence on his part.

The names confused me and I thought it was a plot synopsis for the west wing at first glance

N. Senada
May 17, 2011


Also, change? Not for my family!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

Set Phasers to FUN!

Who What Now posted:

There's an actual factual penny lobby in congress to keep pennies around

Modern pennies are like 99% Zinc with a thin copper shell.
Guess who is the biggest lobby for the existence of the Penny?
If you said " The Zinc Mining Industry" you guessed right! Zinc for pennies accounts for.....I dont remember now but it is like a majority of what current production is used for.


super sweet best pal posted:

Got a whole jar full of pennies I've been trying to get rid of.

How do you know it's just pennies?
Also, your bank should have a coin counter machine you can use.

astral
Apr 26, 2004



Credit unions are a good place to find coin counting machines, too: a lot of them have special Coinstar machines that don't take a fee if you're a member of the credit union. Add coins, get voucher, deposit or cash it out at teller.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

A penny for your THOTs

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



Que No Haya Novedad: Let No New Thing Arise

Dear Watson
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

YeahTubaMike posted:

It would be pretty sweet if the laundromat across the street used a card system instead of quarters.

Think bigger. My laundromat uses an app and blu tooth connections to the machines.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Sounds like some of you fellas lack some common cents

N. Senada
May 17, 2011


Dear Watson posted:

Think bigger. My laundromat uses an app and blu tooth connections to the machines.

I donít like this, what if hackers mess up me undies?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





N. Senada posted:

I don’t like this, what if hackers mess up me undies?

Your undies are already delivering a malformed packet

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Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Garfield changed and removed Lyman. Proof change is bad and will cause suffering, death, and perpetual lack of nut from previously nut rich sources like Garfield's furry sack which is now barren and shriveled like walnuts due to a testicular infection Jon ignored due to negligence on his part.

This is the first Garfield and your story checks out.



Wait, is Garfield just a metaphor for Jon's penis?

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