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Knorrren posted:The nice thing about decorating with filthy trash is that you can always start fresh with whatever is left after your housefire: The thing in the center is a halloween ghost costume for your erection. A shameful snype ed: even Eldridge Cleaver had one: Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Oct 27, 2020 |
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I want to be buried with all of this, I don't care if it sets my coffin on fire, if anything that'll be a bonus.
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 22:07 |
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Mega64 posted:I want to be buried with all of this, I don't care if it sets my coffin on fire, if anything that'll be a bonus. Ur gonna get reincarnated as a dirty snowman trapped in an molasses barrel. They will sell you for $80 and only the jolliest of Christmas perverts will purchase your grubby rear end. Is that what you want?
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 22:23 |
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The "rustic" look can sell for top dollar in the right market. A neighbor was selling an old chest at a local farmer's market. Something you might store blankets in. She had it priced at $15, which was a good deal if you like the aesthetic. People looked at it but it did not sell in two weeks. Other vendors said, "Mark it up to $150, see what happens." It sold two hours later to a yuppie-ish woman, who talked her down to a $100 price. At $15 it was just too cheap, must be garbage. At $150 it was an "antique".
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 22:52 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:The thing in the center is a halloween ghost costume for your erection. It's a cloth buttplugs OP
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 23:50 |
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Knorrren posted:
Shaker boxes. The splintery tupperware of Shakers(?). Why the hell doesn't that door have a handle? Do you just pry it open by jamming your finger in the hole? I assume the appeal of the rustic look is, like, texture or something but this poo poo all looks dingy and dirty.
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 23:57 |
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Internetjack posted:The "rustic" look can sell for top dollar in the right market. A neighbor was selling an old chest at a local farmer's market. Something you might store blankets in. She had it priced at $15, which was a good deal if you like the aesthetic. People looked at it but it did not sell in two weeks. Other vendors said, "Mark it up to $150, see what happens." It sold two hours later to a yuppie-ish woman, who talked her down to a $100 price. At $15 it was just too cheap, must be garbage. At $150 it was an "antique". can i apply this theory to my onlyfans?
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 00:20 |
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Only one way to find out
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 00:30 |
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CynCyanide posted:Shaker boxes. The splintery tupperware of Shakers(?). they don't actually use the splintery peasant furniture for anything other than displaying filthy peasant knick knacks. so, the drawers and cabinets and such simply don't matter.
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 00:43 |
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This tree has everything you could want: a rusty mailbox, nests, bingo...things, and burlap. But the BEST part of this setup has to be shoving a whole tree under a ladder.
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 02:22 |
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disappointed the mailbox doesn't say "666"
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 02:26 |
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It's like a Katmari Damacy christmas tree just rolled around the house.
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 02:34 |
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Knorrren posted:This tree has everything you could want: a rusty mailbox, nests, bingo...things, and burlap. Love to be the kid who comes down christmas morning, sees the sled and ice skates and gets super pumped only to have a 'rent be all "THOSE AREN'T TOYS YOU FILTHY IMP THOSE ARE DECORATIONS!!!"
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 03:05 |
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That sled definitely breaks the SECOND a child places their full weight on it
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 03:37 |
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Internetjack posted:It's like a Katmari Damacy christmas tree just rolled around the house. fa la la laaa la la la la la la laa
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 03:40 |
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This thread scarred me. Here's some things I've found online in the same vein "Pumpkin"/mayor from The Nightmare Before Christmas that's seen some poo poo Cat on ecstasy Witch with banner for town that cut off her arms and legs and hair Snowman with femoral retroversion and withered, bisected nose Snowman Slenderman (JESUS loving CHRIST) Snot nightlight with attached star and bit of rag trickybiscuits fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Oct 31, 2021 |
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quote:Dustpan Cookies Dustpan cookies!
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 23:23 |
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trickybiscuits posted:
Why is he so... stained?
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 23:57 |
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trickybiscuits posted:
I want one!
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 00:03 |
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Santa with no feet Ghost angel with face wrapped in twine Partially eaten wooden spoon Scuffed cupboard/lead paint dispenser Ragged Mrs. Claus outfit, pre-dirtied
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 00:09 |
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this is stuff for your log home dont you cretins know anything about the log home lifestyle?
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 00:58 |
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Santa had too many cookies
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 01:09 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Santa had too many cookies is that a santa has diabetes joke. you grinch.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 01:13 |
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Knorrren posted:From their website, a maniacal Santa lugging a decrepit panda through the snow. you see, Santa and his reindeer had been eating supplies which were sealed in lead-soldered cans, which accumulated in their bodies and brains causing mental deterioration and increasingly impaired judgment
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 01:31 |
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Brb giving my family floor cookies for X-mas.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 03:54 |
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Here you go, neighbor: garbage I shoveled off the floor of my shack. Eat it. Merry Christmas and go gently caress yourself.
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 04:48 |
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trickybiscuits posted:
That whole set up is going to be a nightmare to clean. Dust is going to accumulate in every nook and cranny of that dish rack and each time you brush up against of those withered bean pods they are going to fall apart and drop peas everywhere. What is even in that bowl with the lemons? Rocks? Lumps of clay? Why a whetstone and ice tongs? Who has the room in their house for this anyway?
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 22:02 |
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pretty sure I saw that very dish rack re-created in the historical re-enactment segment of an episode of Time Team
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 22:27 |
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A possum hisses at me from the inner branches of the Christmas tree as mother, in her stained grey nightgown, prods me forward with her great big spintery wooden spoon to fetch a present for myself. A pair of my older brothers worn out boots, the same as every year
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Ralph Crammed In posted:That whole set up is going to be a nightmare to clean. Dust is going to accumulate in every nook and cranny of that dish rack and each time you brush up against of those withered bean pods they are going to fall apart and drop peas everywhere. What is even in that bowl with the lemons? Rocks? Lumps of clay? Why a whetstone and ice tongs? Who has the room in their house for this anyway? Let's read further: quote:Take some beans and paint them black and white place them in a small baggie and attach the poem. trickybiscuits fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Nov 2, 2021 |
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trickybiscuits posted:
That snowman is apparently made from the Jolly Green Giant's unwashed anal beads. JFC, I had forgotten how hideous this magazine is.
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 16:01 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:ed: even Eldridge Cleaver had one: This guy's wikipedia is a loving ride drat edit: have a link https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eldridge_Cleaver
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 16:08 |
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Knorrren posted:This tree has everything you could want: a rusty mailbox, nests, bingo...things, and burlap. I dated a girl in high school whose family decorated almost exactly like this for Christmas. Everything was reddish or brownish, not an inch of free space on the walls, and stuff that I assumed were family heirlooms that were actually just from Pottery Barn or Pier 1 Imports strewn all over the floor. They didn't do a ladder tree, though. Their loss.
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 17:33 |
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I bet my racistly-named cat that this is an eldritch tome of nostalgic authenticity that will open a gate and bring all of those lovely folk and bluegrass bands back.
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trickybiscuits posted:That's what I want to know as well. I decorate my living space with dirty laundry and things I can't fit into my closet. Do these people have hobbies? Books? Is their hobby un-finishing wood? Here's some beans I rendered inedible because even cows think you're a piece of poo poo. Happy Holidays!
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NC Wyeth Death Cult posted:I bet my racistly-named cat that this is an eldritch tome of nostalgic authenticity that will open a gate and bring all of those lovely folk and bluegrass bands back. I want these guys to be doing an interpretive remix of Tupac Shakur's "Ballad of a Dead Soulja" quote:
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 19:25 |
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From the same source quote:Ingredients: green tic tacs I don't like this trend.
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 20:20 |
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Wait.... wait what? Green tic tacs? Grinch poop? Why did someone write this
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# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:04 |
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NC Wyeth Death Cult posted:I bet my racistly-named cat that this is an eldritch tome of nostalgic authenticity that will open a gate and bring all of those lovely folk and bluegrass bands back. which one is Mumford cuz gently caress that guy
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Odds on the guy with the jacket also wearing suspenders?
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