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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Supposedly About Sports > Dustin Poirier Punches Hard > WWE Hell in a Cell is on now. Yes now!
 
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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.


 I like that Hell is brought to you by Skittles.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.


 The Big Dog is pooping on him.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

Seams posted:

its an i quit match, with a strap, inside hell in a cell.

This is the turducken of wrestling right here.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

Abroham Lincoln posted:

also hell in a cell can end in a DQ

this makes sense

do you have to say I Quit in english or will any language do

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

Intruder posted:

It's funny how WWE takes these MMA holds that take like 8 seconds to put a person unconscious and have them last for like 30 seconds

I know I saw something recently where a dude did almost a superkick in MMA after the guy held his foot and he got knocked the eff out.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

Abroham Lincoln posted:

yes

a written letter will also suffice

I will be going to a fax machine shortly.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

The Croc posted:

Wait what if this match only ends when the fans say i quit and turn off their monitors?

I QUIT






my WWE Network subscription

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

Jerusalem posted:

"I can end it right here, Jey "



"He's my big dog, I have to do this."

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.


 we've come a long way from Mick Foley

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

Intruder posted:

Oh god Roman is crying, this loving sucks
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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

the shop is up right? I can go buy this as an avatar? it's no longer lowtax money?

should be all jeffrey's mad cash now

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Failed to mention they are movies made for Lifetime

Roman Reigns stars in "I Will Never Quit........You"

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.


 HEY EVERYBODY, ROMAN JUST GOT LEID

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.


 You know if Brock came out and gave Roman an F5 everyone would cheer in approval.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

YourHumbleMessiah posted:

"A masterclass, 5 stars"


How is that a real comment

Roman's family has internet too you know

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.


 oh the heelanity

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

Codependent Poster posted:

Break up the tag team and then turn the guy heel so he can't fight the face

Also give the briefcase to the Miz who should never be in the main title picture

Get the title on Miz and let him and Daniel Bryan have their Wrestlemania match.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

Barrabas the Gray posted:

Did Vince sour on Otis for some reason?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.


 Boss My rear end

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.


 They should grab a bag of Skittles and dump them into the ring for someone to get powerbombed on.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

d8uv posted:

bet someone is gonna be all "uh but why does the ring crew have spray paint, doesn't make sense, minus one star"

Look, if I wanted logic, I wouldn't watch WWE.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

Jerusalem posted:

This match certainly is a match that exists. It is absolutely happening, and the two men in the ring are wrestling each other.

Now I want Perd Hapley as a guest commentator for Raw.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.


 Screw you I'm staying down here.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.


 is that a dildo

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

Mage_Boy posted:

Randy, you are not Spider-Man. You can't climb down face first.

Does Spider-Man have a snake themed enemy (not Venom)

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.


 gingerly stepping.....

oh so gingerly

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.


 Now if he had done a RKO off that spot sure

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

Codependent Poster posted:

WWE: grunting ASMR

sounds like porn

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

Mage_Boy posted:

Half-dead Drew will somehow win and then lose to an instant Miz cash in.

If we leave tonight with Miz as champion......ok.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.


 Where's Orton's red dildo?

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.


 glad he's not bleeding from the mouth now

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.


 Come on Miz

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.


 always leave the fans happy


-- WWE

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

Digital Jedi posted:

Wow they actually had him lose.

So Orton is now what won 1 out of 4 matches with Drew

What's this for Orton in title count? Gotta be up there close to Cena?

14

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Thank you, Drew.

Blaise330 posted:

k get Randy to 16 title reigns, vacate the title, then do him vs Cena for the belt

Ric Flair runs in, hits both guys in the nuts, no contest

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