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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Wait, this is already on?

Wait the Roman match is already on too!?!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Codependent Poster posted:

I hope this means Sasha and Bayley main event.

They deserve it

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Ref: Jay, you've been wrestling a completely standard match for close to 7 minutes now in the biggest match of your entire career with your family's future on the line... would you like to quit?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Why hasn't there been an I Quit match in 5 years? Oh that's right, because WWE's I Quit matches are loving terrible stop-start affairs that are almost as bad as their Last Man Standing matches.*


* Offer not valid where Umaga involved.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


WrasslorMonkey posted:

I'm gonna whoop the dog poo poo outta you

Ahahahaha that was amazingly bad censorship

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Why did Roman release the hold?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


"I can end it right here, Jey "

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Seams posted:

gonna be fun to compare this to kingston vs mox

Oh my God I didn't even consider that this match is supposed to be the WWE alternative to Mox/Eddie

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Seams posted:

the BRUTALITY of the REGULAR MOVE

If Jay isn't careful, Roman is gonna hit Jey with..... THE BODYSLAM!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Silly Burrito posted:



"He's my big dog, I have to do this."

Fucccck

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh my God was that Cole's version of JR's,"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP THE MATCH!" ?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Mage_Boy posted:

This is what happens Jey. This is what happens when you wrestle a Roman in a cage.

Ahahahahaha

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh my God Roman has gone full,"YOU'RE NOT THE TIME, KENT! YOU'RE NOT THE TIME!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


d8uv posted:

loving hell wwe are you going to end an i quit match in a dq?

The Worldwide Leader in Sports Entertainment!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


boxcarhobo posted:

jet you could easily just wiggle out of that buddy

Wiggle? He could just straight up slide out.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Barrabas the Gray posted:

This has been 42 minutes long

Oh my God it's the dreaded Reverse Okada

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


The only thing keeping this form being one of the worst Hell in a Cell matches of all time was the fact Seth/Fiend happened.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Fluffy Bunnies posted:

the shop is up right? I can go buy this as an avatar? it's no longer lowtax money?

He's gone forever

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Kirios posted:

Wrestletalk is saying that was easily the match of the year - how come there's such a dissonance between their reaction and you guys'?

(I'm not watching).

Well it's all purely subjective. Personally I hated the match, it was overwrought, poorly structured, badly timed and horribly acted with an awful ending. Somebody else could have easily watched it and really enjoyed it though and disagree with me, and good for them if they got enjoyment out of it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


CarlCX posted:

Honestly, if stuff like that is working for some people I'm glad of it, as long as this is all happening because someone enjoys it.

Yeah, I'm watching out of fascination for the car wreck aspect but if people are sitting there and genuinely enjoying this and thinking it really works, I'm glad and hope they have a great time.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Wait, Elias/Jeff ended in 7 minutes with a DQ?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


CarlCX posted:

god, the money in the bank concept is as old now as the WWF being a part of the NWA was when I started watching

mattdamonaginginseconds.gif

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


That was the worst THAT'S IT BUDDY! YOU! ARE! OUTTA! HEAH! I've seen in quite some time.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


gently caress off.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Just... just gently caress off.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


They're not even on the same brand....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


You're... you're not on the same brand.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh my God is Randy Orton going to be the main event?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


God, Bayley is so loving cool.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


"1 and 0 you stupid idiot!" - powerful Jericho energy from Bayley.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Her chair!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


This is already 1000 times better than Roman/Jey.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Driven directly into the beams of the cell which would be believable if we didn't keep using the camera angle clearly showing she missed the beam by a lot

Maybe Cole assumes nobody can see through the awful red fence!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Seams posted:

insane heel bayley rules

She is so loving good, and her and Sasha's double-act is legitimately the best thing in all of current day WWE.

"Boss with a stupid broken neck!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Abroham Lincoln posted:

loving the ref

That was loving amazing, ahahaha

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Scruffy the janitor posted:

lol that this isn't the main event

I seriously cannot believe they're letting dull as dishwater Orton main event over this.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Reality Protester posted:

how did her chair get there? did the ref move it?

But he said he couldn't help do stuff like that!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


The Croc posted:

I assume there's some show closing angle that means this has to happen.

Unless the angle is,"gently caress it, let's let Sasha and Bayley go at it again," it's a bad decision!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


These camera cuts, ahahaha

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Pylons posted:

There was a post on wreddit about Undertaker being backstage but I have no clue if it's legit or not.

loving if they go with Drew/Undertaker or even worse, Orton/Undertaker.

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