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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007



The NFL is scripted

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

the nfl is scripted

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



The National Football League is scripted

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

The script is mostly mediocre.

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Seahawks Legend Poona Ford




Is the NFL scripted?

Sorry, I eff’d up the order.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 18, 2009



Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

The NFL is scripted

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




The NFL Is scripted is an anagram of Sphincters Lifted

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

The NFL is scripted

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

All else is up for grabs.


I want to find the person writing the script and beat the living hell out of them.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!


Darth Brooks posted:

I want to find the person writing the script and beat the living hell out of them.

*looks at Chargers 2-14 record in one score games since 2019*

I agree

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



NFL is scripted and falcons can't read

Barudak
May 7, 2007



sweet thursday posted:

NFL is scripted and falcons can't read

Id posit this is revenge for something their actors did off the field

The Walrus Cancer
Sep 14, 2018

If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

Chris James 2 posted:

The National Football League is scripted

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

This script still mostly sucks.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

TENNESSEE SMASH


Please change the chargers script

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!


Metapod posted:

Please change the chargers script

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Metapod posted:

Please change the chargers script

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014




Metapod posted:

Please change the chargers script

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



Metapod posted:

Please don't change the chargers script

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF




I don’t like being on the opposite side of the Brady script

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

This script continues to suck poo poo

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005



Metapod posted:

Please change the chargers script

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013



Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

The NFL is scripted

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



can't decide if Joe Burrow or Justin Herbert will be the main character of season 102. perhaps smoldering co-leads just like true detective season 1 but with romance

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



Cavauro posted:

can't decide if Joe Burrow or Justin Herbert will be the main character of season 102. perhaps smoldering co-leads just like true detective season 1 but with romance

Oh poo poo, that's juicy.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?


Whoever wrote the script that paired up Jason Garrett and Daniel Jones, bravo you deserve the emmy

Coolwhoami
Sep 13, 2007


Metapod posted:

Please change the chargers script

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!


Metapod posted:

Please change the chargers script

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Metapod posted:

Please change the chargers script



I will say that the script last night for Tampa was perfect, and they should continue that style for a while.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

fartknocker posted:

I will say that the script last night for Tampa was perfect, and they should continue that style for a while.



At least until after next week

Catfish Noodlin
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

can we get a script that doesn't loving suck for the Dolphins for once

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!


Catfish Noodlin posted:

can we get a script that doesn't loving suck for the Dolphins for once

You've won like 4 straight games

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

Catfish Noodlin posted:

can we get a script that doesn't loving suck for the Dolphins for once

They transferred Tom Brady out of the AFC East. At a certain point you've got to fix yourselves.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Please make forums poster a neat cape nee SteelAngel2000 the idiot king of this thread so that he can dispatch the feebleminded fools complaining about the script of a team on a four game win streak

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

Catfish Noodlin posted:

can we get a script that doesn't loving suck for the Dolphins for once

here’s a script for u: shove this post up ur rear end

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

FartingBedpost
Aug 24, 2015







Metapod posted:

Please change the chargers script

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your quarterback's face, you'll know what to do."



indigi posted:

here’s a script for u: shove this post up ur rear end

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

Coolwhoami
Sep 13, 2007


Phobeste posted:

Please make forums poster a neat cape nee SteelAngel2000 the idiot king of this thread so that he can dispatch the feebleminded fools complaining about the script of a team on a four game win streak

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




I hate this part of the script where they have to have Tom Brady struggle for a bit before his heroic victory in act 4, but well meat and potatoes of the script I suppose.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your quarterback's face, you'll know what to do."



new script is good so far imo

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