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Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I write my thread ideas onto pieces of origami paper, which I fold into swans and let float gently out to sea

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# ? Oct 26, 2020 10:42

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:20

Jaguars!

I get on with some work.

# ? Oct 26, 2020 10:47

Jaguars!

It's the end of the week and all my field visits have been checked and certified, next week's are pre calculated and scheduled, the survey equipment has been rechecked, I've heard no new music and one (1) new joke.

# ? Oct 26, 2020 10:52

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I try to give out wooden spoons with faces on them and cute backs stories. I'm shunned from polite society, although I'm a hit with the under ten crowd

# ? Oct 26, 2020 10:57

nut

I stream video games live for the crickets and driftwood accumulated around my beach lair none of them will buy g fuel and I lose my sponsorship

# ? Oct 26, 2020 13:16

Prof. Crocodile

my crazy ramblings, full of wild accusations and completely unsupported by evidence, have attracted zero irl followers.

in fact, they somehow seem to have *decreased* my credibility in the community.

# ? Oct 26, 2020 16:27

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

living on a private island with my many animal friends. I build them houses in exchange for small gifts (acorns, etc.). I survive by eating only cherries. i am stuck here because dodos can't fly, naturally or otherwise

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# ? Oct 26, 2020 16:34

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

My family acts supportive, but I suspect they are tiring of my weird, oddly specific drawings.

# ? Oct 26, 2020 17:00

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

only the people in my life know where i am/what i'm thinking about

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# ? Oct 26, 2020 18:00

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

police parked in work vans on my street instead of ai slaves toiling in an nsa datacenter

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# ? Oct 26, 2020 18:01

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

I get up in front of the students and just make up whatever I want. Emily Dickinson assassinated JFK. How do you like that? What are you gonna do, go to the library and fact-check me? Like a bunch of nerds?

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# ? Oct 26, 2020 19:48

Quotey: We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

i have gotten lost and died of exposure 30 feet from the nearest street because of not having google maps

# ? Oct 26, 2020 20:12

Ass-penny

I would probably be better socialized for polite society honestly.

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# ? Oct 26, 2020 20:47

google THIS

Courier: Hello, sir. Your best friend wanted you to have this. (turns around, drops trou)

Me: ... Nice, you remembered the ring.

# ? Oct 26, 2020 20:53

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

photocopying a silly picture and adding my own caption to it and blasting it on fax to all my friends and family

# ? Oct 26, 2020 20:58

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

taking out an ad in the paper to ask if anyone would like me to send weekly videotape recordings of me playing video games and talking about them

# ? Oct 26, 2020 21:01

Cobalt-60: by Azathoth

I write long unhinged rants baring my soul on paper, then fling them into the uncaring wind, to be lost forever unread.

So, nothing really changed.

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# ? Oct 26, 2020 22:36

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

as the world celebrates three decades of peace, the first manned interstellar craft is being readied for launch

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# ? Oct 26, 2020 23:08

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

# ? Oct 26, 2020 23:24

ClamdestineBoyster: Can't post for 10 years!

*has backpack full of SA cd-rws*

�God dang this sure is a lot of biking around. I wish there were some sort of.. inter net, or even a web that was.. worldwide. Holy poo poo piss!� :thunk:

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# ? Oct 26, 2020 23:33

biosterous

i can't wait to go to the local eb games and browse through nintendo power to pick my next video game

actually i might just go rent a few at blockbuster

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he/him

# ? Oct 27, 2020 00:20

Sloane: What do you mean I'm not on the list?

i don't make this post

# ? Oct 27, 2020 01:44

Jaguars!

There is 1 new post on the message board

hmph. I don't really need a secondhand bike for $50

# ? Oct 27, 2020 02:33

Cobalt-60: by Azathoth

How am I supposed to know that? You think I carry an encyclopedia around with me? We'll need to go to the library. NO, I'm not paying for one of those Britannica sets.

I've always wondered how many of my acquaintances are racists. It never comes up in our conversations.

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 07:34

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Conspiracy theories are yelled by guys on soap boxes on street corners, but nobody pays any attention to them

Some dude tries to mail his conspiracy theories to people but they fail to gain traction

# ? Oct 27, 2020 10:41

Jaguars!

Senator Ted Stevens is universally ridiculed for his ignorance in metaphorically describing municipal sewerage systems as a 'series of tubes'

# ? Oct 27, 2020 10:52

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

You don't know the girl who was kind of mean to you in highschool is part of an MLM scheme, and ste doesn't try to sell you candles

# ? Oct 27, 2020 12:31

google THIS

I wonder what this pain in my arm is. Hmm, probably nothing.

# ? Oct 27, 2020 13:24

google THIS

My experience at this restaurant wasn't perfect. Oh well.

# ? Oct 27, 2020 13:28

google THIS

I have an offbeat sexual quirk. It's just part of who I am, not something I plan to find an extremely insular community and nurture it into a life-consuming obsession over.

# ? Oct 27, 2020 13:42

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

I want to see cute cats and dogs. Better go catch some.

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 14:48

Cobalt-60: by Azathoth

I heard this neat song on the radio, but I couldn't catch the band's name. Better listen for a few hours and hope they play it again.

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 15:08

google THIS

This particular moment in this particular movie kind of matches my current mood. Huh.

# ? Oct 27, 2020 15:36

nut

me: isn�t it funny?

librarian: wait sorry, so the guys turning back to the new girl, who represents Starcraft 2, and his girlfriend is looking at him angry and she represents what again?

me: Starcraft 1!

librarian: sorry, there�s a lot of moving parts here

# ? Oct 27, 2020 15:40

Prof. Crocodile

i am curious about what different celebrities� feet look like, but alas there is no way to obtain such information.

# ? Oct 27, 2020 15:40

nut

judge: and no, mr. nut, I do not believe your narrowly avoiding a head on collision with the sheriff�s cruiser as you fled the scene was �absolute poggers�

me: *looking at the jury, who all shake their heads, disappointed* your honour, I�m getting absolutely ratio�d here

# ? Oct 27, 2020 15:46