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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


Salt Fish posted:

We need to replace the phrase 5-figgie-fuckt*rd

nah

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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010



yospos loves ableist slurs

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


Cybernetic Vermin posted:

i forget who suggested it (beep?), but i still vote for 5-figgie-fuckoid.

i think it might've been sagebrush.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


i kind of like five figgie fuckup tho. also it's me.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003



Cybernetic Crumb

I prefer to be described as Five Figured.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


im not rich i'm big-figured

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me


Big Figgy Energy

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


Giant Glyphs

Big Figs

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



yospos resident horndog


carry on then posted:

yospos loves ableist slurs

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


dispensing the burns

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T





Soiled Meat


lol

jemand
Sep 18, 2018



Last year I was a postdoc making less than $69,420 with abusive management and impossible performance expectations.

Then I walked out one day without knowing what I'd end up doing.

Now I've about doubled my previous salary to touch computer and ramble about data and AI on zoom calls, with supportive management and coworkers.

theadder
Dec 29, 2011




theadder
Dec 29, 2011




Displeased Moo Cow posted:

lol if you donít have copious amounts of land in your possession.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





jemand posted:

Last year I was a postdoc making less than $69,420 with abusive management and impossible performance expectations.

Then I walked out one day without knowing what I'd end up doing.

Now I've about doubled my previous salary to touch computer and ramble about data and AI on zoom calls, with supportive management and coworkers.

it only gets weirder and more lucrative

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


jemand posted:

Last year I was a postdoc making less than $69,420 with abusive management and impossible performance expectations.

Then I walked out one day without knowing what I'd end up doing.

Now I've about doubled my previous salary to touch computer and ramble about data and AI on zoom calls, with supportive management and coworkers.

nice. continue this trend for a couple more cycles and you'll end up making $500k a year and you just have to attend two meetings a week and ski a lot

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


Jonny 290 posted:

nice. continue this trend for a couple more cycles and you'll end up making $500k a year and you just have to attend two meetings a week and ski a lot

number of meetings increases with compensation.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


Salt Fish posted:

We need to replace the phrase 5-figgie-fuckt*rd with something more appropriate I suggest 5-figgie-frankfurter.

"fuckwad" has the same number of syllables, rolls off the tongue easily, carries some punch.



i'm the five-figgie-fuckwad. it's me

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

"fuckwad" has the same number of syllables, rolls off the tongue easily, carries some punch.



i'm the five-figgie-fuckwad. it's me

okay, that does work pretty dece.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011






fuckstain is another good one imo

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006



has anyone said five-figgy-deathpunch

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

MVP
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The Management posted:

number of meetings increases with compensation.

so does number of hours spent playing minesweeper

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan




Fart Sandwiches posted:

has anyone said five-figgy-deathpunch

five figgie discount

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


PokeJoe posted:

five figgie discount

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President Beep
Apr 29, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


loving lol

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