Party tricks

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Party tricks

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

I can unhinge my jaw and make a three dimensional shadow version of myself crawl out of my throat (think that scene in Ace Ventura 2 where he crawls out of the rhino).

I can look at a bowl of M&Ms and tell a person when they will die right down to the second based on which M&M they pick.

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Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

I can pull my eyes out of my eyesockets and scream "I'm blind! I'm blind!"

# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 03:05

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

I can turn a simple red cup into an incredible come from behind win by the Toronto Blue Jays.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 05:10

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

I can immolate myself in an historic and heroic act of protest against the way us gamers have been treated.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 06:48

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

I can do a pervert swan dive off a garage roof and into the treacherous Underdark.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 10:40

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