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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012

The lights are on
but nobody's home





You dawg, that is one fat cock

935
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


I've never clicked on a thread faster in my entire life

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



that's a feather legged brahma and they get huge!

like a three year old with a razor sharp beak and an appetite for fox blood.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Waterbed Wendy posted:

that's a feather legged brahma and they get huge!

like a three year old with a razor sharp beak and an appetite for fox blood.

so exactly like a three year old

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



DAD JOKES DAD JOKES DAD JOKES

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


you tricked me, op!!!!!!

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



mind the walrus posted:

DAD JOKES DAD JOKES DAD JOKES

lol im a dad sooo it comes with the territory !

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


I thought i was going to see a big nude man's linus

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense





I thought someone was taking a bold step from chest and butt threads


Voted 1

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Thread delivered

Voted 4.5

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.


Came expecting a cock, impressed by how fat it is.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Snowy posted:

I thought someone was taking a bold step from chest and butt threads


Voted 1

I made the butt thread lol

S-Land
Oct 27, 2020


So disappointed!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


No pigballs bbut admittedly the cock is indeed large.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



That cock is not doing any loving!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

935 posted:

I've never clicked on a thread faster in my entire life

Phony Horse
Oct 22, 2020



Quality cock content.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Woah....

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008






Gravy Boat 2k

OP you plum done gone and got me again

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



sid you moron. you oaf. you utter buffoon. gently caress you!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


chickens shouldn't wear pants, no matter their size

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012




It stands in your doorway every morning and says Wake up bitch

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



sweet thursday posted:

It stands in your doorway every morning and says Wake up bitch

it's my wife

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY- WAIT SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON?



You usually don't see big white cocks

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014





See, now I was expecting a large chicken at this point. It would have been more surprising if you just posted a big ol penis.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Who What Now posted:

You usually don't see big white cocks

Maybe you donít

The Walrus Cancer
Sep 14, 2018

If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

I can only wish I were as handsome as this huge loving cock.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

I bet that cock has some massive balls.

Flannelette
Jan 16, 2010



Just once I want to click on one of these threads and not see a chicken.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


Flannelette posted:

Just once I want to click on one of these threads and not see a chicken.

turn your monitor on

kazr
Jan 28, 2005


But that's a hen!!!!

kazr
Jan 28, 2005


I'll have you know the mods will hear of this post haste

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

am i tired or am i angry




sid, bless you

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***

I dont know much about sexing chickens. But that seems like a hen.

Someone sex that chicken and make sure.

Anyone here a certified chicken sexer?

Coffee_Break
Apr 30, 2008


kazr posted:

But that's a hen!!!!

Talkc posted:

I dont know much about sexing chickens. But that seems like a hen.

Someone sex that chicken and make sure.

Anyone here a certified chicken sexer?

As a certified 10 year chicken-haver, that is indeed a Light Brahma hen. Brahmas are one of the largest breeds, but are super sweet and docile.

That girl be THICC!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

Coffee_Break posted:

As a certified 10 year chicken-haver, that is indeed a Light Brahma hen. Brahmas are one of the largest breeds, but are super sweet and docile.

That girl be THICC!

Thread doesn't deliver.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003





here you go op

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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



That cock looks filthy.

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