You enter 8800 Blue Lick Road. https://twitter.com/jennyjaffe/status/1320611511614623747 YOU ARE a CAT. There are endless twisty mazes to stalk. You are NEVER BORED. There is always a new vantage to perch on to stare at the strange, ungainly creatures bumbling through the hallways of the dry boxes. One day you hear weird noises from the Wet Zone. You avoid the Wet Zone. But can you escape the house? DROGAS, HUMAN ACTION, & NECROMANCY And also carpeted urinals.
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came for the co-op toilets, stayed for the endless bootleg dvd operation in the basement
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 05:27 |
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with all those girls gone wild DVDs the floor joists are probably in good shape
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 05:29 |
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I feel like the sealed Ancient Aliens DVD pack when you enter and the 6 flats of monster energy drinks on the kitchen table sets you up for whats to come
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 05:30 |
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 05:50 |
I am legit getting lost in this 3D tour and I can't handle it
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 05:54 |
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what in the gently caress
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 05:58 |
there's a random shower tucked away in floor -3 of the warehouse 2 toilet bathrooms on each floor but you gotta walk through the porn gallery to take a shower
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 06:00 |
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Edit: I found doll underwear. Knormal fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Oct 27, 2020 |
# ? Oct 27, 2020 06:00 |
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home business, for sale, former owner crushed by several large weights in tragic accident
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 06:03 |
What is going on with these chairs??? Are these people like actively leaking when they sit down?
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 06:04 |
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images you see before you die
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 06:09 |
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this house is loving incredible
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 06:09 |
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Spoilers for those grappling with the house layout It is a former church
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 06:11 |
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the absolute shell shock when you start and you're like "alright it's a slob house but i don't see the big deal" and then you enter the basement and you keep going and you keep going and then you realize you're lost, inside this nightmare realm
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 06:14 |
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Minrad posted:came for the co-op toilets, stayed for the endless bootleg dvd operation in the basement I'm the illegal immigrant slave labor who slept in the three beds and four baths (four people in each) before Immigration busted the whole operation.
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 06:17 |
4 people my rear end This was an entire Operation THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE....... THE TUBE.......... THE TUBE.......
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 06:22 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:4 people my rear end shuffling between aisles, pausing as a 10 box stack of The BEatles cds begins to shake and your life flashes before your eyes, sighing in relief as it stops, then stooping down to grab five copies of Los Puntos dvds and stuffing it in a USPS priority mail box and taking it to the Bubble Wrap Keeper, then shuffling back down into the basement to finish your 20 hour shift before your mandated 4 hours of sleep in the sealed basement room next door to the co-op toilet, never leaving your warehouse
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 06:27 |
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this catte looks cool as hell
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 06:28 |
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Amazing stuff. Imagine the visceral thrill as a closeout hunter dumpster diver ebay/amazon scum merchant when you find 200 copies of Scott Weiland's solo album "Happy in Galoshes" that nobody will ever want to pay you money for across the rest of human history.
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 06:51 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:4 people my rear end there's like 7 workstations, one of which is browsing amazon.com, presumably to set up seller listings for the 500 copies of The Devil's Rejects on DVD they've got
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 07:56 |
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 07:57 |
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There are 3 Xbox 360s hidden deep within. Can you find them?
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 08:02 |
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eat fresh
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 08:54 |
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the weird shower? bath? that looks like a pool?? is like if someone heard about wet rooms like... fourth or fifth hand
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 08:55 |
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yeah, after going through the 3d tour i'm probably going to have anxiety nightmares tonight.
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 11:15 |
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Blue Lick Road Bingo: Used Tampon in rubbish bin Cat Wank Station (lotion, tablet, paper towel, rubbish bin) Scott Weiland DVD CD/DVD Slow Cooker/Crockpot
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 11:59 |
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What do you guys think about people glitching in the blue tub speedrun community? The best really legit run is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXkE0XThDsQ at 21.43 seconds, but this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvx19498czQ does it in 8.19 seconds by abusing the floor switch exploit.
Elukka fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Oct 27, 2020 |
# ? Oct 27, 2020 13:17 |
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LordNagash posted:the weird shower? bath? that looks like a pool?? is like if someone heard about wet rooms like... fourth or fifth hand As was mentioned it looks like the place used to be a church and so the wacky bath would be for baptizing. The weird mix of residential and commercial is very offputting. Like how right next to one of the restrooms is a room with a bed.
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 13:54 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK8UZi4HXa4 Official theme
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 13:55 |
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The_Continental posted:Blue Lick Road Bingo: https://mfbc.us/m/d63tq5 Inspired by your post RamrodMC fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Oct 27, 2020 |
# ? Oct 27, 2020 14:34 |
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RamrodMC posted:https://mfbc.us/m/d63tq5 Inspired by your post lmfao
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 14:41 |
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Legit lol'd at Jade Horse (probably cursed)
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 15:06 |
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Round 2 https://mfbc.us/m/mjysuv
RamrodMC fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Oct 27, 2020 |
# ? Oct 27, 2020 15:34 |
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HOLY loving poo poo. Ground floor.
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 15:51 |
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Imagine the agent/broker, going through and taking these pictures, and listing this filth-hole for nearly four hundred thousand US dollars.
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 15:53 |
The really mindbending thing is trying to imagine living here. Wake up, traverse 3 floors of a maze to take a shower surrounded by empty Subway cans, walk back dripping all over the carpet...
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 15:56 |
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Cum AllYeFaithful posted:Imagine the agent/broker, going through and taking these pictures, and listing this filth-hole for nearly four hundred thousand US dollars. I really want to know what is going on behind the scenes here. Like, how did those restrooms happen? What kind of madman plumber installed two toilets so close together? If you buy the house does it come with all that crap in it? If not why not wait until it is emptied out to take pictures? How did the current homeowners acquire all that inventory?
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 16:14 |
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muscles like this! posted:I really want to know what is going on behind the scenes here. Like, how did those restrooms happen? What kind of madman plumber installed two toilets so close together? If you buy the house does it come with all that crap in it? If not why not wait until it is emptied out to take pictures? How did the current homeowners acquire all that inventory? It was a church/religious school, so the residential side was probably for staff and/or students. Someone found an article yesterday where they got raided as a fencing operation in 2014 because they were getting a lot of packages delivered. Judging by the contents and some boxes labeled "Walmart Returns," they are an operation that's buying returns (I can't speak for Walmart, but Amazon auctions off pallets of returns, so it's probably similar), and other unsold merchandise, then flipping it on ebay and/or flea markets
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Im theorizing that there was some sort of dodgy amazon/ebay business going on in there. Im guessing the owners want to sell very very quickly possibly to cover legal fees. I also imagine they are trying to liquidate some of that stock. This would explain the general state of the place, and why it was listed as is.
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 16:26 |