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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

A Primm: Land Yachting and Casinos
AnPrim: No Land Yachts or Casinos

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staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao
Finally! Civilization has fully collapsed and humanity is forced to go back to the good ol' ways! Nature shall surely punish the decadent trannies and medicine-needers of the cities and bunkers and we'll reign supreme, in harmony with Gaia forever and wait why are there and where did these literal catgirls and furries sniping us while riding fire breathing dragons come from?

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piTAJEjfRC4

Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

i say swears online posted:

i'm the clothesline

im the camera

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

Human self-domestication was a mistake

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao
As one of the many trans people in C-SPAM, and also autistic, I can't help that my instincts drive me to brutally kill in it's crib a world that would brutally kill me. Sorry :shrug:

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
The true mercy of anprim is all the people who would never come into existence, and therefore never experience suffering. :unsmith:

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

*just writing my shitpost on the wall of our cave collective in literal poo poo I harvested myself from my own rear end*

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

*i die of cholera shooting liquid from every orifice yet i die with a smile on my face when not vomiting because no statist and no authority commanded my drinking water labor or demanded i drink from a puddle that DIDN'T have a dead rhino in it and i was truly free*

*my emissions contaminate another puddle so the tribe will share in my fate the fate of knowing true freedom*

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

the worst thing about anprim is getting called an anprim on reddit every time I'd tell those kids to learn how to farm.

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


what rattles me a lot is that anarcho-primitivist reasons to be are always this *makes a cm between index and thumb* shy of ecofascism

it is one hell of a clever reactionary degeneration play on anarchism fueled obviously by Brad Pitt's 1999's abs

Shiroc
May 16, 2009

Sorry I'm late

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

the anarchy part is hard to swallow

a communist primitivist society built around the church

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

DrSunshine posted:

The true mercy of anprim is all the people who would never come into existence, and therefore never experience suffering. :unsmith:

get ready for the anprim classic ready to unseat Ayn Rand forever,

Malthus Smiled :unsmith:

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

are books anprim halal? I could see them not being as they are printed using technology

but how else would bushcraft books come to be?

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

The Voice of Labor posted:

are books anprim halal? I could see them not being as they are printed using technology

but how else would bushcraft books come to be?

They're written people who do not give one solitary poo poo about anprims and just want to live somewhere well far away from anyone else, especially anprims.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

The Voice of Labor posted:

are books anprim halal? I could see them not being as they are printed using technology

but how else would bushcraft books come to be?

bushcraft really came into its own in the 90's with the Brazilian Wax craze

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

endlessmonotony posted:

They're written people who do not give one solitary poo poo about anprims and just want to live somewhere well far away from anyone else, especially anprims.

*transcribing the art of the atlatl onto clay tablets until the librarian makes me leave and put out my fire

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
anarchy implies there will be other people around to deal with. gently caress that if im going primitive im going to an area so remote i wont have to deal with all the bullshit of other humans trying to dominate me and put me into their hierarchies. people are the problem you can't have some stupid rear end "society" without everyone trying to make stupid rear end hierarchies. one person = no hierarchies!

my hero is dick proenneke, walked into the woods with a backpack of wood working tools and build a cabin to escape people forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYJKd0rkKss

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

how long did he last after his tools wore away?

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

Rutibex posted:

anarchy implies there will be other people around to deal with. gently caress that if im going primitive im going to an area so remote i wont have to deal with all the bullshit of other humans trying to dominate me and put me into their hierarchies. people are the problem you can't have some stupid rear end "society" without everyone trying to make stupid rear end hierarchies. one person = no hierarchies!

my hero is dick proenneke, walked into the woods with a backpack of wood working tools and build a cabin to escape people forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYJKd0rkKss

this is far more respectable an opinion than anprimms who want to destroy society

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Victory Position posted:

how long did he last after his tools wore away?

i donno presumably he ran out of film before his tools wore down

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
gas thread ban op

Crumbskull
Sep 13, 2005

The worker and the soil
im in the board of a food coop and we had to ban a local an prim lady because staff found evola stuff on her blog and i got to explain who evola was to a bunch of retired lib boomers

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Crumbskull posted:

im in the board of a food coop and we had to ban a local an prim lady because staff found evola stuff on her blog and i got to explain who evola was to a bunch of retired lib boomers

who

Crumbskull
Sep 13, 2005

The worker and the soil
It was during executive session sorry

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Victory Position posted:

how long did he last after his tools wore away?

seems like all the primitive technology youtube channels have stuff on smelting iron. theoretically it would be possible to make more.

mining and smelting enough iron ore to make a tool would require, I'm pretty sure, at least a village or some very dedicated companions.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Oh I meant who as in who is evola lol

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

The Voice of Labor posted:

seems like all the primitive technology youtube channels have stuff on smelting iron. theoretically it would be possible to make more.

mining and smelting enough iron ore to make a tool would require, I'm pretty sure, at least a village or some very dedicated companions.

one person could not put in enough labor to make iron tools from scratch, not useful ones anyway. you have to make large amounts of charcoal, which requires felling large numbers of trees, than baking the wood for several days. making charcoal needs to be supervised for like 15 hours straight, one person would not be able to do it

thats before you even build the forge and bellows. those primitive technology channels almost always cheat on the bellows (the hard part)

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


shovelbum posted:

Oh I meant who as in who is evola lol

Italian turbofascist (he himself called "beyond fascist") that hilariously enough tried to outperform Crowley in occultist shenanigans but didn't make the cut even to cosplay that poo poo; his "novelty" is basically using esoteric arguments for being a massive fashy rear end in a top hat (such as "sexual magic energies" determining the natural condition of male domination upon the woman) AND GUESS WHO is very into esoteric arguments? Primitivists!

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Rutibex posted:

one person could not put in enough labor to make iron tools from scratch, not useful ones anyway. you have to make large amounts of charcoal, which requires felling large numbers of trees, than baking the wood for several days. making charcoal needs to be supervised for like 15 hours straight, one person would not be able to do it

thats before you even build the forge and bellows. those primitive technology channels almost always cheat on the bellows (the hard part)

yeah, on a whim, I looked through what the USGS had to say about Alaska's mineral content

unless you like the world's softest tools, I don't think he would find very much ferrous ore, let alone copper, tin, or zinc-bearing ores

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Victory Position posted:

yeah, on a whim, I looked through what the USGS had to say about Alaska's mineral content

unless you like the world's softest tools, I don't think he would find very much ferrous ore, let alone copper, tin, or zinc-bearing ores

also to shape anything more advanced than a piece of flat jagged metal you will need an anvil. good luck making an anvil in the woods

LittleBlackCloud
Mar 5, 2007
xXI love Plum JuiceXx

staticman posted:

As one of the many trans people in C-SPAM, and also autistic, I can't help that my instincts drive me to brutally kill in it's crib a world that would brutally kill me. Sorry :shrug:

I know an anprim who said she was an autistic trans woman as if that was supposed to make that position more legitimate. She's posting about how we need to vote for Biden.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Rutibex posted:

also to shape anything more advanced than a piece of flat jagged metal you will need an anvil. good luck making an anvil in the woods

You can use a rock op

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

shovelbum posted:

Oh I meant who as in who is evola lol

a v. dank first paragraph on a Wikipedia page “Giulio Cesare Andrea Evola (/ɛˈvoʊlə/; Italian: [ˈɛːvola];[1] 19 May 1898 – 11 June 1974), better known as Julius Evola, was an Italian philosopher, poet, painter, antisemitic conspiracy theorist,[2][3] esotericist, and occultist. He has been described as a "fascist intellectual",[4] a "radical traditionalist",[5] "antiegalitarian, antiliberal, antidemocratic, and antipopular",[6] and as having been "the leading philosopher of Europe's neofascist movement".[6]”

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
DSA anarcho-primitivist caucus told me to vote for Biden

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Peanut President posted:

Anprim sounds like a pill that gives you horrible side effects

Or maybe some sort of multilevel marketing scheme

Crumbskull
Sep 13, 2005

The worker and the soil

shovelbum posted:

Oh I meant who as in who is evola lol

Oh lmao ya its someone who if you knew anything about the west coast anprim/ecofash scene you would definitely k ow who it is

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Private Cumshoe posted:

Or maybe some sort of multilevel marketing scheme

checks out; if someone showed up on my doorstep and said they wanted to talk about anprim, i'd slam the door in their face

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shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Lmao "right wing intellectuals" are always the most hosed up people imaginable

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