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by Fluffdaddy


ďso...you come here often?Ē I ask completely in earnest

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nut

by Fluffdaddy


oh cool juice in a bowl haha very neat, right

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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

Interrupts the drinking game to clarify his position on vaccines





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nut

by Fluffdaddy


hahaha wow this is great...so do I owe you or

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Stoner Sloth



the kitchen is the best place to hang around in, it provides optimal access to out going snacks and further...



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nut

by Fluffdaddy


*points at the streamers* wait so thats what those are for?

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nut

by Fluffdaddy


spends the next evening home alone leaning against the wall of my living room and holding a beer

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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

Catches people coming out of the bathroom to say "better out then in, amirite"





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nut

by Fluffdaddy


*sidles up to the host* hey, so do I live here now?

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nut

by Fluffdaddy


whatís surprising about it? he knows itís his birthday already, you realize

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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

Goes to the room with the coats and starts to bundle them into the back of his car to donate to the thrift store





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Stoner Sloth



NEVER leaves after the party ends

yes i'm looking at you Tod



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Stoner Sloth



*doesn't post in BYOB*



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nut

by Fluffdaddy


Chewbecca posted:

Goes to the room with the coats and starts to bundle them into the back of his car to donate to the thrift store

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nut

by Fluffdaddy


thatís a lot of pizza, man, oh we all eat it? I guess itís not that much pizza then

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nut

by Fluffdaddy


wait sorry your parents arenít home? do they not celebrate Halloween?

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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

Blows out the birthday candles prematurely because of the fire hazard they pose indoors

Chewbecca fucked around with this message at 11:17 on Oct 27, 2020





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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

*empties the tray of chips and dips onto a single dinner plate to eat in front of the TV*





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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

*turns the tv over during the last quarter of the Superbowl to a rerun of Antiques Roadshow*





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by Fluffdaddy


*looks at everyone who came and sat around the table with me and the Jenga set and who are now looking expectantly at me* haha oh cool, you guys are gonna watch me play?

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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

nut posted:

*looks at everyone who came and sat around the table with me and the Jenga set and who are now looking expectantly at me* haha oh cool, you guys are gonna watch me play?

lol





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google THIS



*miserably reaching into my pocket* I wouldn't have come if I'd known the admission fee was my car

sk

(ヤイケス!)



nut posted:

spends the next evening home alone leaning against the wall of my living room and holding a beer

lol


thank you prof crocodile and owlhawk911 and Khanstant!!


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Gluten Free Dad



christ this music is obnoxious, good job I keep this nickelback/smash mouth mixtape in my rear end at all times for exactly this kind of emergency

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


Heading into the only bathroom in the apartment to take a bath, people constantly coming in and out to pee and I keep saying "hey, no!" but they don't stop


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Manifisto




well if they didn't want it why do people keep coming up to something called the punchbowl?



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nut

by Fluffdaddy


dear diary,

today I trespassed

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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


Hey man, nice place. Thank you so much for inviting me over. I'm going to go sleep in your bed and then we can figure out what happens next. I guess I'm your wife now and all these adult people are our kids. Love it.


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by Fluffdaddy


*texting my mom* I THINK IM ON BIG BROTHER

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Ok, I think I'm starting to get the hang of this party stuff. So whoever takes my Mary Kay product out of the bowl, that's who I have sex with?

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."


I'm really starting to get p.o.'ed by all the byob threads doxxing me these days


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

nut

by Fluffdaddy


calling the cops on Diane for impersonating a doctor in a game of charades when sheís actually a graphic designer

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Gluten Free Dad



i don't think this so called 'party" has any political affiliation at all, so im calling the police just in case this is some radical terrorist faction ive stumbled into

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


*turns to the host* so how much is my share of rent... will you pro rate it if I leave before midnight?

EVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOB

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Manifisto




you're not getting it, that man is wearing a lampshade on his head. he's clearly going through an episode or something.



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FutonForensic



constantly pushing my way through the crowd yelling "what's all the commotion" like every parent in a drama before they find their child run over by a street sweeper

google THIS



(gesturing at someone's sparkly glasses shaped like the number of the coming year, with lit sparklers attach to them) So are those frames covered by your vision plan or...?

FutonForensic



proudly calling the police to inform them of an unlawful assembly

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




nut posted:

dear diary,

today I trespassed

lmao

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Pushes grocery cart over to the snack table

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