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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




Greetings fellow Grandpas and Grandmas in training.

This thread is a place for us to have a laugh at all the frankly amazing spam emails and horrible advertisements we have to privilege to receive due to being gun hobbyists. If you've ever been unlucky enough to use your email in any sort of gun transaction, you probably get upwards of twenty emails a day with subjects like -

- ONE NEAT TRICK TO BEAT A TERRORIST TO DEATH WITH A MICROWAVE
- HEY BUDDY, DID YOU KNOW [nullsetfirstname][nullsetlastname] IS ON THE NEW TSA DOUBLE SECRET WATCH LIST?! ENTER YOUR SOCIAL HERE TO FINE OUT THE THIRD SECRET!!!
- HOW TO CLEANSE AN UNWANTED DEMON SPIRIT OUT OF YOUR GHOST GUN
- DOWNLOAD YOUR CONCEALED CARRY FLAMETHROWER PERMIT BEFORE AL GORE BANS 'EM!!!

Please share your dumb rear end forwards here. Also, we can use this space to make fun of stupid advertisements from websites and magazines.

Side Note - This is primarily a place to laugh at stupidity. While a lot of these forwards have political bullshit mixed in, this isn't supposed to be a Politics Chat Thread. We have better places for actual serious conversations.

Let's Begin!!!

----------- drat those LAZY PEOPLE always wanting free handouts...NOW GIVE ME SOMETHING FREE!!! I always wanted "MILITARY GRADE HYDRATION!!!" :open palm slams a VHS of Apocalypse now and equips three liter MILITARY HYDRATION BACKPACK full of Mountain Dew:

Hey,

Lazy people sit around complaining and the government gives them free handouts...

All while YOU have to sweat and sacrifice for every penny.

Nothing makes me angrier…

That’s why I'm going to even the playing field...

By sending YOU this [FREE] $103 Military-Grade Hydration Backpack…

It’s basically a military-grade Camelbak with extra pockets for storing necessities.

This hydration backpack carries 2 liters of water and keeps your water cool even in the most grueling heat…

Unlike disposable water bottles that melt and add chemicals to your water in the heat.
Accept this free gift so you can…

Enjoy hands-free hydration while you hike, bike, hunt, fish, shoot or drive your car/truck/motorcycle!

I only could afford to give away 100 of these hydration backpacks…
So don’t wait if you want one for free.

There are no trials, no hidden fees and no strings attached…

In other words, you’re getting a $130 military-grade hydration backpack for FREE…

With no B.S. attached!

All you have to do is enter your US postal address on the next page so we can send this to you:

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Your friend,

~SG

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"





I'm not sure you've been buying guns, or I've been buying the wrong kind of guns.

Proper Kerni ng
Nov 14, 2011



Gotcha beat on volume of (dumpster) fire!

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




Proper Kerni ng posted:

Gotcha beat on volume of (dumpster) fire!



Fision sights?

Tell me more.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




I always, always, always click on all the links from a guy calling himself, "Head Honcho."

I also think this knife (ripping off an Emerson) might be too fast, too spooky. Wait, DATELINE IS REPORTING ON THE FAST "switch-blade" KNIFE?!?! People are VERY UPSET!!!

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Dateline -- Saturday, August 15th, 2020 -- U.S.A.

This has got a LOT of people screaming bloody murder...

...but it's for REAL.

It's a brand new, shockingly-fast pocket knife, quicker than any switchblade, that I will now rush you...

...for FREE!

See Your Cool Free Knife HERE!

>> See Your Blazing-Fast Knife! <<

I gotta warn you... this Striker will blow your mind! It's simply faster than anything else on the planet!

Which is why a lot of very upset people (who don't know any better), are calling it a 'switch-blade'.

Well, unlike a switchblade, this gorgeous knife has been cleverly designed to be perfectly legal, (at least here in the U.S.).

It's our own design. Our own engineering. You can't find this anywhere else.

And right now it's my GIFT to you!

It's worth at least $65. There's even a complimentary instructional video included to show you the simple, easy and safe way to draw this so fast it can't even be seen by the human eye!

You gotta see this to believe it!

>> See The Short (And Shocking) Demo! <<

Okay, so how can I afford to give-away such an amazing new knife? The short answer is... I can't.

Not for long. Which is why you should check this out right now... even if you're only curious.

>> Yes! Lemme get my bad-rear end knife... NOW! <<

Just hurry -- and you'll own the quickest blade ever invented. One that you can have out and ready before your opponent can even blink.

For a safe life...

Head Honcho

Bob Pierce
President, FightFast/TRS

P.S. I'm not kidding around. It's new... it's blazing fast... and it's yours free!

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Proper Kerni ng
Nov 14, 2011



I hardly ever actually open these dumb things, but the next time I get a "Liberals complain this holster is TOO EFFECTIVE at concealing guns!!!" I might just to see what the laughable gimmick is.

It's a bit depressing to think about how effective all the 0WN TEH LIBS!!1! clickbait poo poo almost certainly is.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




Proper Kerni ng posted:

I hardly ever actually open these dumb things, but the next time I get a "Liberals complain this holster is TOO EFFECTIVE at concealing guns!!!" I might just to see what the laughable gimmick is.

It's a bit depressing to think about how effective all the 0WN TEH LIBS!!1! clickbait poo poo almost certainly is.

Now that this thread exists, I'm paging through the daily torrent of messages like a hipster looking through vinyl.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




Oh God, I just got this one about an assisted opening seven dollar gas station knife.
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C'mon, variety is the spice of life.

Especially when the variety includes the most deadly blade in history -

Absolutely Free.

Add this to your arsenal patriot, you deserve it.

All you have to do is enter your shipping information.

Easy, right?

So easy.. Sleepy Joe could do it.
--------------------------------------------

HOO RAH SOLDIER PATRIOT MAN, don't let Sleepy Joe snatch up all the knives with his communist socialism medicare for all ANTIFA thugs!!!

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




I want my five year old to master the deadly brute force of the one click Ninja...on a plane.
-------------------------------------------------------

If you head to the next page you’ll see a new device we call the “1-click ninja weapon.”


We gave it this nickname for a very simple, but obvious reason.


The reason ninja warriors are feared and respected is because they can unleash devastating violence without ever being detected.



And this new weapon...which doesn’t even look like a weapon…


Will delivers brutal takedown power with the click of a button.


It’s so effective for defense a 5-year-old girl could easily use it to buckle a man 10-times her size.


So far 138,000 Americans have purchased this weapon since we released it 2 years ago.


And they all got one thanks to its discreet appearance and force-equalizing power.

Best of all is you can get one today without a background check. Plus, you don’t need a permit to carry it.


To see how this weapon works… why no one will ever realize it’s a weapon… and even how it can be taken on a plane undetected...


AND, most importantly to get one for a major discount.


>> Go Here Now.



P.S. It’s possible your Internet browser may block this site since some people have reported it as being “offensive.” Click here to see a secure version of this page to see a safe version of this website.

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005

border patrol qt


Plaster Town Cop

Okay, I'm curious.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




Neither of my phone browsers will allow me to open it. Proceed at your own risk.

https://links.nationalgunowner.org/...807e012dfa19755

I’m betting “lovely Taser.”

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005

border patrol qt


Plaster Town Cop

Captain Log posted:

Neither of my phone browsers will allow me to open it. Proceed at your own risk.

https://links.nationalgunowner.org/...807e012dfa19755

I’m betting “lovely Taser.”

I can’t get to it either. Heck of a marketing strategy.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




Remember our friend, the super hardcore CIA Superstar Jason Hanson who was giving away his own custom Humvee jpg?

He is back.

I want to know more about the ULTRA-OP-SECRET HARD TARGETS UNIT!!! HOT DOG!!!

(P. S. - He is giving away a complimentary copy for free!)

----------------------------------

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Please see the message from our sponsor. Thank you for your support!
~Seth Rouche, Outdoor Survivor


A brave American gun owner just pulled a fast one on Amazon.

As you know, Amazon isn’t exactly friendly to the second amendment. In fact, they use their money to support many laws against the second amendment.

Which is why decorated CIA operative, and firearms enthusiast, Jason Hanson has pulled a fast one on Amazon and has decided that instead of selling his new book on Amazon so they can support more anti-gun causes…

He’s going to give you a complimentary copy for Free.

Hanson’s new book is a treasure-trove of information for gun owners and survivalists alike.

This new book takes little-known secrets about firearms currently in the CIA’s ultra-op-secret Hard Targets Units…

And passes them directly onto you.

This book gives you information you’ll never find on a gun blog or firearms magazine.

Here’s a sample of what you’ll be getting in the Free copy of this book:

• The #1 ammo to buy today. Most people on the Internet say it’s foolish to buy this because of stopping power issues. On page 9 you’ll see why that’s an idiot-ic thing to say.
• Where to get the “transformer rifle”, the only rifle that will hide in plain sight and can’t even be seen by an ATF agent.
• A simple method anyone can use to test out a wide range of guns without spending a single dollar on renting or buying them. That’s on Page 20.


As I mentioned, this book isn’t available for purchase on Amazon.

In fact, you can’t buy it anywhere except for the publisher’s site where it’s normally $29.

However, if you’re one of the next 55 readers to click here you can get it for Free.

While the publishers will never sell this on Amazon, they also can’t afford to give away Free copies forever.

Claim your Free copy now so you can use all the information inside to better prepare and support the second amendment at the same time.



P.S. Jason has warned me that he’s seen people take the information he’s willing to give you for Free today reproduced on other websites without his permission.

Therefore, he said he reserves the right to pull the offer to get a complimentary copy down at anytime if this kind of behavior persists.

Make sure to get your Free copy right now so a future shutdown won’t prevent you from owning this book.

ThinkFear
Sep 14, 2007



Jeff Bezos' kids are going to go hungry tonight.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




This irony on this one is so, so sweet. I'm only posting the first chunk. It's for a lovely Camelback ripoff.

--------------------------------------------

Lazy people sit around complaining and the government gives them free handouts...
All while YOU have to sweat and sacrifice for every penny.

Nothing makes me angrier…

That’s why I'm going to even the playing field...

By sending YOU this [FREE] $103 Military-Grade Hydration Backpack…

--------------------------------------------

PEOPLE WANTIN' FREE HANDOUTS ON MAH DIME oh, something free? Why yes I'd like one.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




:open palm slams an AR into a SUPER TACTICAL PATRIOT BAG and starts doing a gun kata at URBAN TERRORISTS while bag swings around like a bag of coconuts:

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Arm yourself for every possible situation.


We’ve all seen the footage of patriots taking to the streets in their local towns, armed and ready to protect the local businesses from rioters and looters.


It’s a disgrace that these urban terrorists are allowed to walk free destroying, innocent American lives.


But I’m not sending you this email to talk about them.


I want to talk to you about these great American patriots, people like you and me who are prepared to risk our life for someone else.


Not knowing how many enemies you are going to face, with the likelihood of being drastically outnumbered, you must arm yourself with enough weaponry and ammo to get the job done.


You need a tough, dependable bag like the Tactical Bag from American Tactical Sports to carry all your gear.


The military black Tactical Bag has tons of storage to carry all your weapons, ammo, spare clothing and anything else you may need.


It goes hand in hand with your 2nd Amendment rights.


So, to honor all patriots, I am giving away 1,000 of these Tactical Bags for free.


Click here to claim yours.

I want you always to be able to carry all your gear and never left in a vulnerable position.


The Tactical Bag won’t tear under load and will never let you down.


Unlike some local officials.


Grab yours today as a gift form me while stocks last.


I would like to be able to give more than 1,000 away but it isn’t financially viable.


I’m sure you understand.


From your friend


Dan Conley

American Tactical Sports


P.S. All patriots deserve a bag that will carry all their guns, ammo and gear. I have 1,000 military black Tactical Bags to give away at no charge.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

I hate when my local officials tear under load.

So messy.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




I've found our Mayor only holds about 3/4ths his advertised load before his nylon starts to fray.

Also, you know what I want when I'm going into a massive gunfight?

An equally massive bag.

It works as a good counterweight to all the jump kicks I do.

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005

border patrol qt


Plaster Town Cop

EasilyConfused posted:

I hate when my local officials tear under load.

So messy.

This made me think of Cannae Pro Gear's ads.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




infrared35 posted:

This made me think of Cannae Pro Gear's ads.



While the "Girlfriend = Object" thing makes me roll my eyes, I'm surprised to see an ad apparently making fun of grandpa emails.

I feel like there is an untapped advertising market of purposely stupid ads out there.

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005

border patrol qt


Plaster Town Cop

Captain Log posted:

While the "Girlfriend = Object" thing makes me roll my eyes, I'm surprised to see an ad apparently making fun of grandpa emails.

I feel like there is an untapped advertising market of purposely stupid ads out there.

Oh yeah. They know what they're doing.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




infrared35 posted:

Oh yeah. They know what they're doing.



Ok, the company is growing on me.

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005

border patrol qt


Plaster Town Cop

Captain Log posted:

Ok, the company is growing on me.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad


Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




"One of an-ti-FAH protestors was looking at my truck (festooned with stickers representing the thin blue, red, yellow, and magenta line) while they were working on making a commie ruckus. One of them stepped within fifty yards of my truck, which clearly put me in danger for my life. I pulled a Glock on him oh hoo boy he was scared! Not me! I wasn't scared! It was him! God bless my Patriot Magnet!"

----------------------------------------------------

The moment he realized he was a boy, not a man.

A customer recently sent me an email which made me laugh so hard I have to share it.

He was out driving downtown recently when at the stoplights a group of protestors were making a scene.

They were doing the usual blocking traffic and harassing people who just wanted to get on with their lives.

Anyway, as one of these entitled soy boys approached my customers truck ready to yell abuse and damage the vehicle, he was stopped in his tracks by the barrel of a Glock 9mm.

It happened so fast that the wannabe tough guy nearly swallowed it!

You see, my customer had recently installed one of our Gun Magnet Mounts in his truck, so when needed, he can quickly access it and stop a would-be offender in seconds.

The secure mount holds the gun in place and, the quick release avoids any fumbling about in life-threatening situations.

Needless to say, this mask-wearing bandit in black turned and ran back to the safety of his posse like a puppy with its tail between his legs after coming face to face with the big dog.

This story made me laugh so hard I have decided to give away 500 Gun Magnets so I can hear more stories like it.

Click here to claim yours.

The Gun Magnet can be mounted in your vehicle, under the desk, on your bedside or anywhere else you want quick access to your firearm.

And it is rated to hold up to 35lb.

So, it can easily handle your 12 gauge.
Grab one today before they are all gone.
And protect yourself from all the soy boys.

From your friend

Dan Conley

American Tactical Sports

P.S. Click here to claim one of the 500 Gun Magnets I have to give away before they are all gone.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 27, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM


Are the Gun Magnets compatible with one of the 1000 black tactical bags? Inquiring Patriots need to know NOW!

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED




I'm scared to ask what Log did to get spam aimed at literal murder fetishists, because even my Gunbroker boomer spam doesn't reach that level of yikes.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




Somebody Awful posted:

I'm scared to ask what Log did to get spam aimed at literal murder fetishists, because even my Gunbroker boomer spam doesn't reach that level of yikes.

They have been really escalating over the past few months.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Captain Log posted:

They have been really escalating over the past few months.

Can't imagine why...

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




EasilyConfused posted:

Can't imagine why...

Me neither.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





Here's the entire text of what the owner of Guns America felt like farting into inboxes yesterday, fished out of my email trash can. Links sanitized to remove tracking and go directly to the youtube videos or articles.

quote:

Hi Everyone,
I am extremely concerned that we are headed down a path toward armed conflict within our nation, and COURAGE, on an individual level, is the only thing that will save us from such a disgusting fate.
The United States of America can endure as the greatest country that ever was, but it is going to take the courage of patriotic Americans RIGHT NOW. to save it from a leftist insurrection coming from within. Resources from global and tech oligarchs have been stacked against the future of our nation, and against the world, and American Patriots are the last line of defense.
This is not a short message, and it has valuable resources to figure out what is going on, and join the fight. The next 100 years of world history depend on what is happening RIGHT NOW.
What prompted me to write you was a story on our local news last night, on WSVN, which is a Fox affiliate. They covered the Trump rally in Georgia, but lied that President Trump's claims about election fraud are lies, and that he had legitimately lost. Both incorrect.
The livestream for the rally had 250k people watching, and currently has over 2 million views. In comparison, Joe Biden, the man who we are to believe had more votes among minorities than Barak Obama, had 1,000 on his Thanksgiving address. Donald J. Trump won every bellweather county, nationwide, and gained impressive percentages in every class of minority that traditionally vote democrat. It is a statistical impossibility that Biden's win was not aided by election fraud.
The WSVN story shocked me, because it came one day after Rudy Guiliani presented a video to state legislators in Georgia, in a public, televised hearing, that featured security camera video of the counting room at State Farm Arena. The Replublican challengers and media were asked to leave, due to a reported to be fake water main break, then the workers started pulling suitcases of ballots from under a table, and then proceeded to scan them several times. This coincided in a turn in votes for the state, in the middle of the night, from Trump win to a Biden win.
There have also been public hearings, televised to millions, in Pennsylvania and Michigan, where dozens of witnesses have come forward, at a genuine risk to their careers, the friends, their families, and in some cases their lives, to expose what they saw.
These witnesses have detailed in depth egregious and flagrant election law violations, that more than account for the margin of victory of Joe Biden. When everyone went to be on November 3rd, Donald Trump had won in a landslide. Counting was stopped in nearly every swing state in the middle of the night. The watchers were sent home. Then the shenanigans began.
If you live in one of the contested states, you most likely already know what is going on. In Georgia, for instance, over 58% percent of the people want a special session of their state legislature to pick the electors for Donald Trump. Wisconsin is conducting a public hearing next week. And Nevada just had a primary evidentiary hearing, where the judge kicked the case quickly out to the appeals court.
My concern is for those of us living in red states, or swing states like Florida where the shenanigans were prevented to a large extent. It isn't that they didn't happen. The "early vote" in Florida was for Biden, but they didn't expect all of us to show up who did, to vote on election day, and their fraud was not enough. Our efficient election reporting prevented the steal.
But in Pennsylvania, Michigan, Arizona, Wisconsin, Nevada, Virginia, and of course Georgia, counting went on for days or even weeks, and more and more ballots were brought in from out of state and dumped into the legitimate ballots, spoiling the entire count. All of the details of these fraudulent ballots are coming out, including software manipulations in the machines themselves. But this is not being reported upon by the mainstream media.
This week a courageous truck driver for the USPS came forward and exposed his inadvertent involvement in a ballot stuffing scam in Pennsylvania. He brought a load of what appeared to be completed ballots, totallying in the hundreds of thousands, from Long Island New York, to Pennsylvania. He was told to hold onto his cargo overnight, then it disappeared. And of course, in the middle of the night in those same PA counties, Republican challengers were thrown out, while huge ballot totals were entered for Joe Biden.
On Friday a high ranking Chinese man came forward with pictures of ballots printed in China, destined for Florida and many other states. There is also a video translation of the recording of a conversation with the factory where the ballots were spec'd out.
My concern is NOT that Joe Biden will be inaugurated as President of the United States on January 20th. I can all but assure you that it will be Donald J. Trump putting his hand on the family Bible.
My concern is that the mainstream media campaign, including to a large extent Fox News, is meant to be a Plan B when they lose. The disinformation is meant to make us all believe that Joe won it, so that we do not support our House of Representative legislators who most likely are going to have to appoint electors to the Electoral College.
If we don't provide cover for our legislators now, they will not have the courage to stand up and be willing to act. They are lilly livered politicians, who universally wet their finger and hold it to the wind to decide their own convictions.
Please contact your representatives now. A quick phonecall. Tell them that you are following the fraud hearings, and that when the time comes, you expect them to step up and elect the President, who won this election in a landslide.
US House - Find your reps.
US Senate - Find your senators.
If you live in a contested state, you should be calling your state representatives also, and share your concerns with them.
Please don't take my word for any of this. A bunch of resources will be at the bottom.
The Founding Fathers of this great nation foresaw problems like this arising, and they have in the past. In cases where an election cannot be certified by the states, the choice for President rests in the US House of Representatives. If this comes to pass, and the legislators feel that we have their backs, the American People win, and we will have defeated a criminal coup to try to take over our nation. .
But it will only happen if the Republican legislators know that you have their backs. The mainstream media, including Fox, (except for Lou Dobbs) has been running cover for this attempted coup, and most Americans have been lulled into complete inaction.
HOLD THE LINE! THE TIME TO TAKE ACTION IS NOW!
If you were among the masses who had been tricked into thinking this is over, sit down on a lazy Sunday and do some homework. Please do not think anyone is trying to fake news you into believing something isn't true. This fact alone is so important right now. You have to first figure out what is true, ON YOUR OWN.
Here are some resources:
Gateway Pundit - Great for new stories as they come up exposing the fraud.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/
Revolver News- Lots of analysis that shows the statistical impossibility of a Biden win.
https://www.revolver.news/
One America News - The poor man's Newsmax (not an NM fan myself)
https://www.oann.com/
Citizen Free Press - Pot shots at discovering what the hell is really going on.
https://www.citizenfreepress.com/
America's Voice - Constant stream of engaged people, and tons of MyPillow ads lol.
https://americasvoice.news/
Populist Press - Also good for breaking stories. Some very in depth.
https://populist.press/
The National Pulse - Raheem Kassam's site. In depth side points of what is going on.
https://thenationalpulse.com/
Crossroads with Joshua Phillips - Comments from the Anti-CCP Epoch Times.
https://www.youtube.com/c/CrossroadswithJOSHUAPHILIPP/videos
Right Side Broadcasting Network - All the live streams, plus more MyPillow plugs.
https://www.youtube.com/c/RightSideBroadcastingNetwork
Rudy Guliani's Common Sense - I have followed him since he started covering HCQ. The cigar commercials are a riot, but he is smart and savvy, and he doesn't seem to lie.
https://www.youtube.com/c/RudyWGiuliani/videos
Stave Bannon's Warroom Pandemic - 15th most popular podcast in the world. Subscribe to their Youtube for live shows at 10am and 5pm most days.
https://www.youtube.com/c/CitizensoftheAmericanRepublic/videos
I put Steve Bannon last because he is the ultimate partisan, and from watching the show regularly, since January, I have found that he does paint things in particularly positive fashion. If you just listen to Steve, we already won.
And frankly, that is what bothers me the most. When I sit back and look at this, we did already win, just from the constitutional challenges alone. Rudy has repeatedly said, "We don't want to win this thing on a technicality," and at over 70 years old, he has been taking his evidence road show to all of the contested state legislatures who will have him.
Every state is a new set of facts, a new set of names, and a new set of legal problems. I've never been a particularly big fan of Rudy, but if ever lived a list of patriots, the Trump legal team is that list today.
Please don't let them fight alone.
I will steal the call to action that is used by Project Veritas, who is currently airing audio from the secretive presidents of CNN's conference calls.
Be Brave. Do Something.
Thanks for being part of GunsAmerica.
Paul Helinski
Owner, Gunsamerica.com

Thanks Paul! I can't delete my account from your lovely site!

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




Midjack posted:

Here's the entire text of what the owner of Guns America felt like farting into inboxes yesterday, fished out of my email trash can. Links sanitized to remove tracking and go directly to the youtube videos or articles.


Thanks Paul! I can't delete my account from your lovely site!

Holy. gently caress.



It just keeps going and going into “I’m concerned over the author’s mental health” territory.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006



Yeah. I read the first but to chuckle at the cringe then I started scrolling when I hit the poo poo about Georgia and vote counting and then it just kept going and going.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





Cyrano4747 posted:

Yeah. I read the first but to chuckle at the cringe then I started scrolling when I hit the poo poo about Georgia and vote counting and then it just kept going and going.

The volume is certainly impressive.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




I tried to read it on my phone. Then I looked at the entire length and thought, "Good lord I hope this guy isn't off his meds."

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine


That's some big boomer typo energy there

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




Discussion Quorum posted:

That's some big boomer typo energy there

As a guy who LOVES to mimic the boomer style of EMPHASIS typing, I appreciate an actual good old boomer cap lock email.

This one should be framed.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006



Captain Log posted:

As a guy who LOVES to mimic the boomer style of EMPHASIS typing, I appreciate an actual good old boomer cap lock email.

This one should be framed.

That's not a boomer thing . . . some of us are too lazy to type the bb code all the time I insist as I shrink and turn into my dad

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KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

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Cyrano4747 posted:

That's not a boomer thing . . . some of us are too lazy to type the bb code all the time I insist as I shrink and turn into my dad

If you're in a web browser on a PC, just use ctrl+b or ctrl+i

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