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hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002

FREE HONG KONG


Upset Trowel

Been meaning to make a thread about Bhutan for a while and spinz said I should post it. (DONT SCROLL DOWN AT WORK)

Many people have not heard of Bhutan, it is a small country of people adjacent to Tibet.



It is widely regarded as the happiest country on earth, as a website explains:

Bhutan is the last standing Buddhist Kingdom in the World and, until recently, has preserved much of their culture since the 17th century by avoiding globalization and staying isolated from the world. Bhutan only allows a certain number of foreigners into the country each year, and the two hundred dollars a day that must be paid by every traveler is a deterrent for many. Internet, television, and western dress were banned from the country up until ten years ago. But over the past ten years globalization has begun to change in Bhutan, but things remain perfectly balanced.

This peaceable kingdom is ruled over by the Dragon King, Wangchuk, and his beautiful wife Dragon Queen Jetsun





The Dragon King wears a distinctive crown, unique in all the world. Often confused with a chicken, the animal on top is actually a raven!





The Bhutanese were a fierce proud warrior people in the past, and this heritage is reflected in the scary skulls displayed on each side of the Raven Crown.





Don't mess with bhutan!

Many people wonder, what is the secret to the happiness of this mountain kingdom? I now know the answer.



The Bhutanese have a strong relationship with dicks. Every house must be painted with one to bring happiness and good luck!




















Bhutan! A land of great beauty and happiness!

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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



I love this country

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Cum bar, huh

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002



You know what... good for them.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Well come

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.

change my name to RESTAURANT CUM BAR

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020

I covered up Lowtax's domestic violence on these forums, including doing my best to make sure any financial help towards his victims from these forums was minimized as much as humanly possible.

I get a big old boner when I think about domestic violence!


I like dicks but never thought of painting on my house. Iím re evaluating

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



How did we all not know of this before?

Tace Vim
Oct 13, 2005





lol

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Bhutan invented GNH (gross national happiness)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gross_National_Happiness
rather than economic health, it measures the collective happiness and well-being of a population
maximizing it is the goal of the Bhutan government, designated in their constitution

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002

FREE HONG KONG


Upset Trowel

Cubone posted:

Bhutan invented GNH (gross national happiness)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gross_National_Happiness
rather than economic health, it measures the collective happiness and well-being of a population
maximizing it is the goal of the Bhutan government, designated in their constitution

It is a magical place

extra row of teeth
Apr 27, 2007

Float like a butterfly, sting like a Beerus


flick3r
Apr 22, 2011


This is the reason the world has gone to poo poo. Because this majestic place has closed itself off.. Hiding its wonderful influence from all the lost souls of the world.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up





Who you calling a dickhead, dickhead?!?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Wow I just had an epiphany looking at that painted misshapen penis and realising that it's actually two painted penises tied together

AotC
May 16, 2010

"IT'S CALLED HENTAI AND IT'S ART ~DESU!"
- AotC, Mumble 2016.




Handicraft eh

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



If you Google there is so much I'm overwhelmed

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

is this where dickbutt is from?

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020


Chinatown posted:

is this where dickbutt is from?

no its where a genocide happened

https://www.hrw.org/news/2008/02/01...thnic-cleansing


e: sorry apparently the Human Rights Watch organization calls it an "ethnic cleansing" which should tell you everything you need to know about this org

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING



Cubone posted:

Bhutan invented GNH (gross national happiness)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gross_National_Happiness
rather than economic health, it measures the collective happiness and well-being of a population
maximizing it is the goal of the Bhutan government, designated in their constitution

Also somehow this involves herding ethnic Nepalese into camps and forcing them out of the country?

But yes the penises are great.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002

FREE HONG KONG


Upset Trowel

I first learned about bhutan in a book written by some british diplomat who lived in tibet for decades during the late 19th and maybe early 20th century and he said the bhutanese were all big mean dudes who carried two swords and nobody liked them maybe he was right

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Itís like a place where graffiti is neither illegal nor subject to peer review.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008






Gravy Boat 2k

The greatest place on earth

Vidmaster
Oct 26, 2002





Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

But Nemo, I am Pagliacci

Those are a lot of dicks. Can we draw some vaginas too?

horse_ebookmarklet
Oct 6, 2003

can I play too?


OP do you have a a Bhutanese Passport?
for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdDD9ViRZz4

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My Bhutan loving loves dicks but I feel like this country has me beat

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

BasicLich posted:

no its where a genocide happened

https://www.hrw.org/news/2008/02/01...thnic-cleansing


e: sorry apparently the Human Rights Watch organization calls it an "ethnic cleansing" which should tell you everything you need to know about this org

what does this have to do with penises?

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020


Chinatown posted:

what does this have to do with penises?

if youve got a bone to prick i will refer you back to the subject at hand

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



BasicLich posted:

no its where a genocide happened

https://www.hrw.org/news/2008/02/01...thnic-cleansing


e: sorry apparently the Human Rights Watch organization calls it an "ethnic cleansing" which should tell you everything you need to know about this org

sounds like they made quite the boner

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



i buy a lot of bhutan to make high quality wax. if you smoke enough of it the penises on the walls reenact the music video of "take on me"

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

sounds like they made quite the boner

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.


I'm an expert in body language and when a penis does this it means it's scared

GeneralZod
May 28, 2003

Kneel before Zod!

Grimey Drawer

Girl!
I want to take you to a cum bar

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.


Young me thought Bhutan was cool because they had the coolest flag in the world:



Knowing what I know now, that dragon probably symbolizes a penis and it's grasping four testicles in its talons.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

BasicLich posted:

no its where a genocide happened

https://www.hrw.org/news/2008/02/01...thnic-cleansing


e: sorry apparently the Human Rights Watch organization calls it an "ethnic cleansing" which should tell you everything you need to know about this org

I'm not sure genocide sounds any better or worse than "ethnic cleansing". They seem almost interchangeable to me but maybe I'm misinformed


that penis is about to beat your loving face in for the five bucks you owe him

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Play posted:

I'm not sure genocide sounds any better or worse than "ethnic cleansing". They seem almost interchangeable to me but maybe I'm misinformed


that penis is about to beat your loving face in for the five bucks you owe him

I guess the technical definition is that a genocide involves killing the people where "ethnic cleansing" involves deporting them all?

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...




I must make a pilgrimage before I die to the land of painted dicks

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004



suddenly i'm seeing just how flawed western society really is

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