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alpha_destroy
Mar 22, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night


Julio Cruz posted:

isn't Ke'Bryan Hayes, literally the only actual good player the Pirates have, a 3B? I don't know why they'd want Frazier unless they're going to put him at first and literally everyone with an OPS over 100 has refused to sign for them

Maybe they want to trade Hayes lol

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TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?





iirc the pirates have said that they like hayes's defense at 3B so much they've considered playing him at other positions. idk if that means SS or 2B or what, but it would be incredibly pirates as hell to make your only good player learn a new defensive position so you can bring in todd fraizer

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009






The pirates are not a mlb team

The are closer to GameStop stock than a baseball team

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009



Julio Teheran gets a minor league deal/camp invite to Detroit.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES


Julio Cruz posted:

isn't Ke'Bryan Hayes, literally the only actual good player the Pirates have, a 3B? I don't know why they'd want Frazier unless they're going to put him at first and literally everyone with an OPS over 100 has refused to sign for them

Heís probably going to platoon at first with moran. Itís fine

alpha_destroy posted:

Maybe they want to trade Hayes lol

Nice one man! you should be a sports radio call in guy

Extension talks with Hayes are under way fwiw

MrMojok
Jan 27, 2011



Now Bauer and Syndergaard are getting into it:


https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/1362940446813511681?s=20

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008





Slimy Hog posted:

I vote we just ignore Bauer

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Noah Syndergaard rules and I wish they didn't have the DH so they could face each other this season.

blossommirage
Nov 7, 2012



Wait, I thought they weren't doing a DH this year?

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?





There's no NL DH this year.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES


Syndergaard throwing at him would be unbelievably funny. Really anyone doing it would

alpha_destroy
Mar 22, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night


GalacticAcid posted:

Syndergaard throwing at him would be unbelievably funny. Really anyone doing it would

If he threw at Bauer I would finally forgive him for throwing at Escobar.

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse


Pain.
https://twitter.com/lindseyadler/status/1362974796364079105

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs



Grimey Drawer

College baseball started today and we got some monster dingers, this pitchers reaction is perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxRvzsoitv8#t=531s

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010



GalacticAcid posted:

Syndergaard throwing at him would be unbelievably funny. Really anyone doing it would

It'd be really funny if he did the dumb drone thing again.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair



I tuned in last night just in time to see him give up two hits and then a three-run dinger and I was sad on top of my sad.

Yankees brought Gardy back though, and I am legitimately very happy about it.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

(DUMB AS FUCK, TOO)


Inspector_666 posted:

I tuned in last night just in time to see him give up two hits and then a three-run dinger and I was sad on top of my sad.

Yankees brought Gardy back though, and I am legitimately very happy about it.

I'm kinda worried that Gardy is going to take away AB's from Frazier when he needs to be in there every day.

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark



mcmagic posted:

I'm kinda worried that Gardy is going to take away AB's from Frazier when he needs to be in there every day.

good thing Boone said that Clint is the starter lol

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

(DUMB AS FUCK, TOO)


Carlosologist posted:

good thing Boone said that Clint is the starter lol

It means nothing for him to say that now though.

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

i for one enjoy mcmagic's new avi, i like the yankees cat

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Not MLB, but NCAA. FAU freshman, in his first two college at bats, hit grand slams.

https://www.espn.com/college-sports...ate-appearances

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

(DUMB AS FUCK, TOO)


Itís insane that the Yankees havenít cut Domingo German.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Congratulations! Your bonsai is dead!

The Braves' desperate search for bench bats has them kicking the tires on Jake Lamb now.

Even if he's healthy I'm not sure that what he brings (dingers, strikeouts) is anything that Austin Riley doesn't, but they might make for an OK platoon.

bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020

Love and Anger


Chief McHeath posted:

Not MLB, but NCAA. FAU freshman, in his first two college at bats, hit grand slams.

https://www.espn.com/college-sports...ate-appearances

totally sustainable

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



bees x1000 posted:

totally sustainable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv-FcxlEMaw

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

(DUMB AS FUCK, TOO)


https://twitter.com/BauerOutage/status/1363555267682570243
Dude needs to log off.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?





Ian Desmond is opting out of this season

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair


FlamingLiberal posted:

Ian Desmond is opting out of this season

It seems like he's effectively retiring at this point then, right?

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?





Itís his last season under contract so probably

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the Direct of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame the joy of Sakurai?




the irony of this after he harassed some lady for a week is incredible

https://twitter.com/BauerOutage/status/1363554761656602625?s=20

https://twitter.com/Joe_Razza/status/1363558734635687941?s=20

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

(DUMB AS FUCK, TOO)


DLC Inc posted:

the irony of this after he harassed some lady for a week is incredible

https://twitter.com/BauerOutage/status/1363554761656602625?s=20


Bauer is the most "all lives matter" guy ever.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?





*Signs for a bunch of money*

*Spends his time lecturing a black man about disrespecting people*

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006



man that tweet about how the Dodgers FO really did their homework is really aging well, huh

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse


#6org https://twitter.com/Goose1701/status/1363541747666591745

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt


My man probably just wanted to take a 6 month vacation.

Only explanation for lighting your whole rear end on fire saying the quiet parts out loud.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Congratulations! Your bonsai is dead!

have made a deeply low effort thread, reflecting my general mental state, about this year's college season: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3959936

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

You never know
just how you look
through other people's eyes


Chiming in to say gently caress Mather, loving resign you dumb poo poo

God why do I root for this decades long trash fire of a team, like it had to find new ways to hurt me

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Don't do it Sean, Mr. Red is the last person you see before you die.

https://twitter.com/whatwouldDOOdo/status/1363305096235261957

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Congratulations! Your bonsai is dead!

Chief McHeath posted:

Don't do it Sean, Mr. Red is the last person you see before you die.

Need a pic of Mr. Red dancing in the Twin Peaks red room.

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harperdc
Jul 24, 2007





Lookout Landing have re-hosted the video and put up a transcript, saying the quiet part loud about service time is about to earn him a firing.

Go Ms.

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