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i come out of the dressing room and pose for mark but he shakes his head, I try several more outfits and get similar responses from mark, his anger grows and he presses stop on the tape player just as right said fred were getting to the chorus of i'm too sexy. he exits the room and slams the door behind him.
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i found mark sleeping in a broken down ford fiesta parked in front of my house 
have not enough people been supporting him?
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Oct 28, 2020 21:43
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the core of building shitposting strength is reps.
"knife to meet you"
"again"
"knife to meet you"
"again"
"knife to meet you"
"again"
"knife to meeet you"
"no, no, no! your form is getting sloppy!"
MR: Are you a shitposter?
Me: Yes.
MR: I can't hear you, I said ARE YOU A SHITPOSTER?
Me: YES!
MR: (hopefully) And are you into fitness?
Me: Fitness whole burriot in my mouth.
MR: I've taught you all I can.
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Oct 30, 2020 02:49
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mark rippetoe: squeeze your glutes, hard enough that you go crosseyed
me *squeezing my butt real hard*: hnngh
mark rippetoe: heh heh. mark you old scamp. made a fool out of them again with the old squeezy butt trick
me *still crosseyed*: what was that?? what was that mark??
mark rippetoe: heh heh. nothing at all. nothing at all
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Oct 30, 2020 05:37
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Shitposting is the most important thing in life. This is true whether we want it to be or not. As humanity has developed throughout history, shitposting has become less critical to our daily existence, but no less important to our lives. Our posts, more than any other thing we possess, still determines the quality and the quantity of our time here in these forums. Whereas previously our posting strength determined how many emptyquotes we got and whether we got banned, it now merely determines how chill we stay in these trying surroundings we have found ourselves in as world crises have accumulated. But we are still orbs -- our chill existence is, in the final analysis, the only one that actually matters. A cynical misanthrope is not as happy as that same man would be if he were chill. This reality is offensive to some people who would like the GBS or Coupons and Deals to take precedence. It is instructive to see what happens to these very people as they smoke more weed.
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