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take the moon





ok lets see first i cross my arms then i turn my shirt inside out as it creeps over my rippling muscles



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*stumbles around for 12 hours draped in my tangled shirt like a headless ghost* ah time to shower



biosterous






*grabs shirt with freakishly-muscled left arm, tries to pull it off but rips it in half, revealing the completely-unmuscular right side of my torso*



thank you city of glompton for this sig!!!

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


finally the moment ive been training for *accidentally reaches too far over my back and grabs my underwear giving myself an atomic wedgie*

EVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOB

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Khanstant



everyone sees me like, drat, thats one hairy titty

Khanstant



never shoulda shaved the other one

Manifisto




"sir, you've been in the dressing room for five hours and you must have a hundred shirts in there with you. are you, uh, going to make a purchase?"

me, muttering: "maybe it's the mirror . . . say, when's the last time you had these mirrors adjusted?"

Jinh



i shine a flashlight at u in the fading evening light causing ur shadow to hit the wall.


thanks so much cda for this cute fall sig <3
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Gluten Free Dad



*pulls his arms out of the shirt but then proceeds to pull his body through the neck and take it off like a dress, slowly revealing his unremarkable dad bod* It is gently caress Time, babe.

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."


imagine mr. bean taking off a shirt. that's basically how i do it


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

nut

by Fluffdaddy


day 45

another day of downward travel in the shirt, the head hole and arm holes are long gone somewhere in the heaven far above me, leaving only soft darkness in their wake. I will shimmy further downward into this cotton tube, praying that I someday find hem.

I wonder if my wife and kids are still out there on the beach, waiting for me to get in the water.

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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



I can't get the neckhole past my head without stopping, putting my arms up, and declaring I need tp for my bunghole.

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






this is too much for me i'm going to keep practicing putting on sunglasses a bit longer

https://giant.gfycat.com/DownrightTediousDinosaur.webmvanisher/nut collab fall 2020 gratefulness edition.

my goblin god is my one khanstant

Deep Glove Bruno

Feel the glove!


ripping my tighty whities in half using only my buttock muscles

Jaguars!





Personally I specialize in leaving the cuffs done up to form an instant straitjacket.

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

the secret hollywood technique where you instantly disrobe your partner by exploding all their seams using focused chi-waves

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google THIS



(catching a glimpse of myself as I walk past a mirror) Well, poo poo, I can't brood in this.

ClamdestineBoyster


You ever ruin a pair of snap up track pants trying to pull them off all at once? Iím a two legs at a time guy. Gotta do what it takes.

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G



excreting a special ooze from the pores on my upper body which i use as a lubricant to slip smoothly out of my shirt and plop about on the floor

take the moon





DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

excreting a special ooze from the pores on my upper body which i use as a lubricant to slip smoothly out of my shirt and plop about on the floor

accidentally molting out of my skin like a snake



ClamdestineBoyster


DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

excreting a special ooze from the pores on my upper body which i use as a lubricant to slip smoothly out of my shirt and plop about on the floor

Just wear a shirt until it crusts off in pieces.

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Jinh



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Just wear a shirt until it crusts off in pieces.

CRUST MY SHIRT INTO PIECES


thanks so much cda for this cute fall sig <3
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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Jinh posted:

CRUST MY SHIRT INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY BEST JEAN SHORTS

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



ORANGE STAINS ARE FROM CHEEZ-ITS
DONT GIVE A gently caress CUZ I LOOK LIKE GOON JESUS

Jinh



Finger Prince posted:

ORANGE STAINS ARE FROM CHEEZ-ITS
DONT GIVE A gently caress CUZ I LOOK LIKE GOON JESUS

Lmao

nut

by Fluffdaddy


Finger Prince posted:

ORANGE STAINS ARE FROM CHEEZ-ITS
DONT GIVE A gently caress CUZ I LOOK LIKE GOON JESUS

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Macnult


Jinh posted:

CRUST MY SHIRT INTO PIECES

Finger Prince posted:

THIS IS MY BEST JEAN SHORTS

Finger Prince posted:

ORANGE STAINS ARE FROM CHEEZ-ITS
DONT GIVE A gently caress CUZ I LOOK LIKE GOON JESUS


sig by prof. crocodile

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take the moon





Finger Prince posted:

ORANGE STAINS ARE FROM CHEEZ-ITS
DONT GIVE A gently caress CUZ I LOOK LIKE GOON JESUS



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