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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Buglord

I'm at about a 2.
Might get hornier as things evolve.

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



0 out of 10

If somebody tried to give me a handy right now I would try to stop them. My penis just wants to be by himself currently

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004


College Slice

If you were to see the word intrigued what would you rate that horny as?

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Seven, seven and a half tops.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Fartass

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Buglord

Hardawn posted:

If you were to see the word intrigued what would you rate that horny as?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

69

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

It's the smiles that keep us going. The bits of giggles and good cheer.



3. Thatís the lowest I get though.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I jacked it earlier so I was horny earlier but the jacking was a total success so Iím not currently horny

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



zero. Not horny at all.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004


College Slice

Universe Master posted:

zero. Not horny at all.

1000 yard titties.....dang another bright soul extinguished.

raspurtin
Apr 18, 2005



middlin'

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014







Universe Master posted:

zero. Not horny at all.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

I'm in my week long refractory period

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




i could definitely go for some horny right now

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY- WAIT SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON?



Due to recent forums events I am extremely backed up!

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004


College Slice

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

i could definitely go for some horny right now

I think they stopped selling "pimp juice" to me at least. You too pimpin yountoo pimpin I hear from up the street

Cum AllYeFaithful
Oct 21, 2020

by Fluffdaddy


0/10 I'm at work, and very focused on the important task at hand shitposting.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014






Lipstick Apathy

ngl, im at about an "8

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense





Iím on the cusp

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Yeah, but you scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.


Moderately horny

extra row of teeth
Apr 27, 2007

Float like a butterfly, sting like a Beerus


Im so horny I have an elaborate frill and "rack" in my name. Styracosaurus.

Get on my level bitch

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007





I could eat.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004


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ultrafilter posted:

I could eat.

But could you eat a peach for hours? That's the loving question in the op op. jfc

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

ultrafilter posted:

I could eat.

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





I have to poop right now.

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009



horny enough I joke with my friends that I am the definition of what a human can maximally feel for horny

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I'm at a 10 because I'm currently in a shop that sells primarily brass instruments.

They say they're going to kill me if my wife doesn't come up with 30 grand for my ransom.

They're letting me use the internet because they know nobody will believe me.

Anyway, there's a lot of horns in this place. They're letting me have coffee and I'm thinking about trying to burn one of them with a cup to the face.

If I don't make it out it's been fun, see ya.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



LabyaMynora posted:

I have to poop right now.

I think thatís measured on a different axis.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I'm at a 10 because I'm currently in a shop that sells primarily brass instruments.

They say they're going to kill me if my wife doesn't come up with 30 grand for my ransom.

They're letting me use the internet because they know nobody will believe me.

Anyway, there's a lot of horns in this place. They're letting me have coffee and I'm thinking about trying to burn one of them with a cup to the face.

If I don't make it out it's been fun, see ya.

French Horns are awesome, donít let anybody tell you different

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope


Well, I wasn't horny BEFORE, but...

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.




Donít look like no clit I ever seen. Looks more like an outer planar monster from AD&D 2nd edition.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004


im not horny. im just disappointed.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Nigmaetcetera posted:

Donít look like no clit I ever seen. Looks more like an outer planar monster from AD&D 2nd edition.

I mean spelljammer not Planescape, donít get full of yerself

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY- WAIT SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON?



Nigmaetcetera posted:

Don’t look like no clit I ever seen.

Get a load of this jabrooni that's never seen a clit

Dads Dip Cup
Aug 13, 2009



Grimey Drawer

currently the horny meter is still in the blue region just above the "shivering face with snowflake" icon

e: I've just been informed that is in fact a thermometer. somebody has some explaining to do

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004


College Slice


Why are the titties obscured by the dust clouds?

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004



horny on main

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