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N. Senada
May 17, 2011


Iíve tried several and I canít get into any of them

They all take like 2 hours to establish a plot, everything moves at a snailís pace

Sometimes a premise is interesting and then Itís always executed in the dumbest way

Why is everything so drawn out? And it all looks like the same poo poo, none of these characters stand out. I couldnít describe any of them to you

Also, how is everything happening in high school? Do the Japanese not have experiences once high school is done?

And so much of it is porn


I have Covid and Iím so loving tired


I really liked Paranoia Agent when I saw it years ago and I dare not return to the well

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011


Corpse Party - a horror show where scooby and the gang go to a cursed elementary school

Pros- only 4 episodes, got through all of them
Was gory

Cons- was boring as gently caress
- who is anybody? One kids a teen but acts like a five year old
-thereís a gratuitous crotch shot of a 12 year old (or maybe theyíre supposed to be 18? Idk)
- they solve a mystery by reading some books or poo poo, thrilling to watch
- one kids motivation is they need to pee

Zeinin
May 7, 2003



why don't u blog about it.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011


Parasyte- a guys hand becomes an alien

Watched three episodes

Pros- parasite looked neat
-body horror was neat

Cons -is a romance story I think
- show isnít just guy doing wicked killing with morphing hand
- characters are in school

N. Senada
May 17, 2011


Space Dandy - journeys of a sex-havenít

Watched like 10 minutes

Pros- had pretty moving colors

Cons-I think this is just a porn, didnít watch past guy arriving at boob planet

N. Senada
May 17, 2011


The Simpsons - just like family guy

Classic example of too many loving episodes, no way to know which ones are worth watching

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Theresa

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013



King of the Hill is a good anime OP

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


This is weak af trolling tbh. Not even worth a proper rebuttal.

Anime owns, waifus own, OP gets new video games and sets difficulty to ďstory modeĒ lmao.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Huh, so you don't care for anime OP? Interesting. Tell me more.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011


Chomp8645 posted:

This is weak af trolling tbh. Not even worth a proper rebuttal.

Anime owns, waifus own, OP gets new video games and sets difficulty to ďstory modeĒ lmao.

How loving dare you impugn my gamer honor you pissbich

Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


True fact: I invaded OP in Dark Souls and he was fat rolling in a Havelís build. Just roflmaoíing my rear end off over here lol!

N. Senada
May 17, 2011


I am very demoralized right now

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B-Cez5JEZI

Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


N. Senada posted:

I am very demoralized right now

I will now deliver the finishing blow.


OP, I speak the following truth unto you! My waifu is a Lamia. A fictional creature that is part woman and part snake. And yet as ridiculous as that is, the posters of GBS know and would recognize more of her than they would of you: a complete nobody. For as little as you think of anime, your own acclaim is the lesser. Know this fact, and despair!

N. Senada
May 17, 2011


Itís real women they have a hard time knowing, I believe people here know all about snake pussy

N. Senada
May 17, 2011


That is still a devastating insult however

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Look, lamias are fine, it's anime lamias that are terrible. They're probably a thousand year old snake goddess trapped in the body of a 12 year old snake lady monster or something.
Whereas I recognize the poster N. Senada and don't think they're terrible and given I have a very negative attitude towards people they're probably great.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


What about Shitai wo Arau OP. Maybe you could get into that.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!






Ultra Carp

I don't know enough about anime to know if the OP made up all those shows or not, but here's a 40 minute video about the animation work in the motorcycle scene from Akira

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ltgr21jMag

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010
https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/avatars/navi2.jpg

Hair Elf

^^^^The 4K IMAX re-release of Akira is in cinemas right now. Also 'Night is Short, Walk on Girl' is a recent one worth checking out. Tekkonkinkreet is an older one worth checking out. Movies have a greater likelihood of being good/not being exclusively for or needing to pander to the niche tastes of perverts and social outcasts.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011


MOVIES can be good, animes are bad.

Akiraís a movie

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser


Vim Fuego posted:

I don't know enough about anime to know if the OP made up all those shows or not, but here's a 40 minute video about the animation work in the motorcycle scene from Akira

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ltgr21jMag

Should this be applauded for its greatness, or condemned for the amount of weebs it spawned?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011


Its blessing, its curse

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised




more like animad

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009



You should try a sports anime, there you can always find a new goalpost.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


sounds like you're bad at watching anime OP

N. Senada
May 17, 2011


Itís not my fault I am bad at stuff

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



You have just never watched the right anime, OP. I recommend watching amine every waking moment until you find it.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.




I also think anime is poopy, boring stuff aimed at perverts who just want to see elementary school kids squeal "Kawaii", and "Senpai".

But I like Anpanman.

A Japanese children's cartoon where the goodies are all anthropomorphic hominids with food for a head. There is Currypanman, (whose head is bread filled with curry), Shokupanman, (whose head is a whitebread loaf), Melonpanna, (I think you can guess what her head is made of) etc. And the main dude Anpanman. Whose head is a bun filled with red bean paste.
He flies around rescuing children and all that superhero jazz. And when he finds them, they are hungry, so he rips a piece off his head to give them a tasty treat. His main weaknesses are water, (which makes his head soggy and inedible), and going stale. When that happens, the two kindly bakers just make a new one, and throw it at him, where it knocks the old one away, and replaces it. Filling Anpanman with new strength and virility.
His main enemy is Baikinman. The anthropomorphized ideal of bacteria. Baikinman's friends are Dokinchan, (a cute pink demoness with a crush on Shokupanman), and Horrorman, (a shabbily dressed skellington with a crush on Dokinchan.)

It is huge in Japan. But both it's intended and actual audience are actual kindergarten and elementary school kids, (as opposed to weird pervy adults wanting to watch cartoons about elementary kids.), so I dunno if it counts as anime.

It's theme song is also pretty boss. Especially the translated lyrics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pErpuMHceL4

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

i challenge u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58ZjxPlUxpM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v74-0GON0go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDnP0RAtV7Q

e:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJJHtAXywk8

Cubone fucked around with this message at 08:39 on Oct 29, 2020

N. Senada
May 17, 2011


Alright cubone, the swimming clip was pretty good, Iíll grant you that

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised




Watch Gunbuster, it's the badass bisexual grandma of giant robot anime. It's also like six episodes total

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011





I used to watch a lot of anime in the late 80/early 90s when the stuff available was mostly just 90 minute or less films. I've tried watching some series stuff but for the most part they're all overly long with too much naff teen drama in them that I have no interest in.


N. Senada posted:

Space Dandy - journeys of a sex-havenít

Watched like 10 minutes

Pros- had pretty moving colors

Cons-I think this is just a porn, didnít watch past guy arriving at boob planet


I did however enjoy Dandy, it's definitely very silly and him being a horndog constantly backfires Johnny Bravo style but there's actually some pretty cool stories in there and I enjoyed that it doesn't take itself at all seriously and pokes fun at various other genres. Watch episodes 2, 4 and 6 if it still doesn't click, it was never meant to.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Several animes are dead, OP.

Check, mate and match.

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007




Ban the guy who said he liked golden boy

extra row of teeth
Apr 27, 2007

Float like a butterfly, sting like a Beerus


Try DBZ thereís no weird waifu poo poo in it.

Maybe if you squint really hard at Frieza

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013



extra row of teeth posted:

Try DBZ thereís no weird waifu poo poo in it.

Maybe if you squint really hard at Frieza

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEmZURYgpl4

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