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RestingB1tchFace
Jul 3, 2016


Doing ads for janky slot games?





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyyF80DUIho

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind



Why do people keep saying this? Actors make money acting. Even in stupid commercials. Might not have noticed but not many filming opportunities in a pandemic. I bet he can film himself with a green screen and make a million for 30 minutes of work. Seems smart.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011

...but i didnt finish




Slot games make huge bucks OP, and if I was offered a role in an ad for one, I'd take whatever they paid me tbh

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015



I doubt he acts for the art he acts because its his job.

The mans got to make money and this is probably quite an easy job

oh but seriously I
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

The Yakuza, the Japenese Mafia. Goodman has saved countless lives by hawking online bingo or whathaveyou

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



the peloton ndranghetta

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

One death is a tragedy, ten deaths is a statistic. Especially if it saves my job.



He's in deep with the mob. When they sucked out all that fat it was a warning, they're gonna be taking organs next.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



This may surprise you, but actors can enjoy both the art and the money

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007

We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.


고추장 DIVISION



One-eyed bandit? More like one-armed bandit!

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006





Selling out is a mark of a truly great actor imo
Only lame-o's like DiCaprio care about career integrity

meat police
Nov 14, 2015



needed to pad the ol resume next to PYST and Fred FLinstone

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Well, a casino, obviously.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011




bitterandtwisted posted:

Selling out is a mark of a truly great actor imo
Only lame-o's like DiCaprio care about career integrity

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019



you should see the one they made of me theres over an hour of me just staring listlessly at a bag of potato chips

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015




I mean to be fair it says its unauthorised

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




It's me. He owes me a shitload of money and I will keep making him do these commercials for as long as necessary, gently caress your feelings.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


John Goodman's a pretty good actor so I'm gonna say coke debt

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Nastyman posted:

John Goodman's a pretty good actor so I'm gonna say coke debt

Wtf thereís such a thing as coke debt? Cokeís an upfront business in my experience

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



i want to kiss John Goodman I bet he tastes like scotch and peppermint

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012




what did he hire those creepy stalkers to film him

Jasus Christ
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA



Whew! Does John Goodman Owe Money Too?

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011




Chrs posted:

I mean to be fair it says its unauthorised

Yeah, I know, I just grabbed a flimsy excuse to post that cover.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015



Randarkman posted:

Yeah, I know, I just grabbed a flimsy excuse to post that cover.

Iím glad you did because itís funny lol

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


"to whom does john goodman owe money"

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


OP, shame on you for not being appreciative of seeing John Goodman in whatever way, shape or form we see him in.

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Jul 25, 2007

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whoever he did owe money to, he doesnt now because of that slotomania money

what will today spin?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


I'd be happy to see John Goodman touring a live slaughterhouse with all means of cattle and livestock being brutally killed and butchered, rivers of blood filling and flowing in every which direction. The cries of innocent animals recognizing their impending violent demise, and the horror in their faces as they watch their friends and peers marched to the blades that slice their throats and remove their heads from their bodies. Countless shocked expressions permanently frozen on each decapitated creature while more are marched in, powerless to stop humankind from robbing them of their only life. Yes, I would still notice the familiar man come into frame and say "it's good to see John Goodman on screen again".

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010
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Hair Elf

Acting in a one off advertisement is extremely lucrative for the small amount of effort/time needed. If it comes that easy why not take it?

All the food delivery companies seem to have insane advertising budgets. Uber Eats is constantly putting out multi-celebrity ads, the latest featuring both Patrick Stewart and Mark Hamill. But even Australia/New Zealand exclusive MenuLog is managing the almost unprecedented in Australia achievement of pulling in US celebrities like Snoop Dog and Jeff Goldblum.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

Set Phasers to FUN!

Ahhh....which actor was it that...he said something to effect of " I do a lovely, but well paying movie, so I can do a low-paying movie that I *WANT* to do."





though even a low paying movie for alot of actors is still more money than alot of us here would see in several years/life

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

Da Bears

oh but seriously I
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

Johnny Aztec posted:

Ahhh....which actor was it that...he said something to effect of " I do a lovely, but well paying movie, so I can do a low-paying movie that I *WANT* to do."





though even a low paying movie for alot of actors is still more money than alot of us here would see in several years/life

Director Steven Sourdough has said such.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0CSSykJ9aE

81sidewinder
Sep 8, 2014

Buying stocks on the day of the crash

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Why do people keep saying this? Actors make money acting. Even in stupid commercials. Might not have noticed but not many filming opportunities in a pandemic. I bet he can film himself with a green screen and make a million for 30 minutes of work. Seems smart.

Yup. Imagine not getting the money to keep your cousin (or whoever) alive from cancer and buy them a house because you wouldn't do a day's work. Pretty insane mentality to be so precious about your credibility to not be willing to make money when the opportunity arises.

Johnny Aztec posted:

Ahhh....which actor was it that...he said something to effect of " I do a lovely, but well paying movie, so I can do a low-paying movie that I *WANT* to do."

Nearly all major stars have a 'one for me, one for them' mentality

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs of siren songs
To oohs to ahhs to big applause
With all of my anger I scream and shout
America, I love you but you're freaking me out


Biscuit Hider

Then there are some actors who just take everything they're offered because they enjoy it.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

Set Phasers to FUN!

christmas boots posted:

Then there are some actors who just take everything they're offered because they enjoy it.

That would be the "Nicholas Cage" Method.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005




A woman who dated Leo said that when it came to having sex he would put on noise canceling headphones and vape through the entire thing.

Valko
Sep 17, 2015

FYAAAAAD!!!


Johnny Aztec posted:

That would be the "Nicholas Cage" Method.

Christopher Walken is another good example of this.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89

Grimey Drawer

christmas boots posted:

Then there are some actors who just take everything they're offered because they enjoy it.

Eric Roberts has 596 acting credits in IMDB, 60+ of which are in some variation of pre-production, filming, or post-production.

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin

The former owners of food.

(Because he ate it.)

Man's fat.

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FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012



Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkNzuE0DSrM

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