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ratings?
	boobs, cleavage, bulging junk in tight pants
	cliffhangers
	swears
	unnaturally beautiful actors and cryptids
	other ideas

Gluten Free Dad

'We have to maximise our outreach!' I scream at myself, topless in the mirror.
'We have to maximise our outreach!' I scream at some children in the street.
'We have to maximise our outreach!' I scream at the hooker while I'm ejaculating.
'WE HAVE TO MAXIMISE OUR OUTREACH!' I squeal as I mow down an orphanage with an AK47.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 22:05

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 09:32

Ass-penny

Reach those chitlins with bullets amirite?

# ? Oct 29, 2020 22:08

Manifisto

wow, nobody going for the cliffhangers. it must be because

# ? Oct 29, 2020 22:27

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

the kids these days are all about post modernism and deconstruction i say we "deconstruct" this problem by dropping a V-2 rocket straight onto the ratings board.

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Oct 29, 2020 23:12

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

wow, nobody going for the cliffhangers. it must be because

magic cactus posted:

the kids these days are all about post modernism and deconstruction i say we "deconstruct" this problem by dropping a V-2 rocket straight onto the ratings board.

i really like this idea but let's wait and see the conclusion of manifisto's idea

:f5:

# ? Oct 29, 2020 23:14

Trying

we should do a movie. my elevator pitch is Willow-meets-The-Super-Mario movie and we change enough that we don't have to pay anybody

# ? Oct 29, 2020 23:21

Trying

if we steal enough paper from work and film it on webcams then the entire budget is glue money

# ? Oct 29, 2020 23:23

Heather Papps: hello friend

hmmm how about
*flips ratings chart upside down*
much better!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 29, 2020 23:26

Prof. Crocodile

Heather Papps posted:

hmmm how about
*flips ratings chart upside down*
much better!

another byob success story!

# ? Oct 29, 2020 23:39

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Joey McChrist posted:

if you want to bring in the ratings you need tables ladders and chairs

I'm in if I get to use the big show chair

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Oct 29, 2020 23:53

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

sk posted:

I'm in if I get to use the big show chair

ok so we're going with a wrestling event with a wedding between heather papps and another byob poster and I'm still waiting to hear the conclusion of manifisto's idea

# ? Oct 30, 2020 00:01

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

ok so we're going with a wrestling event with a wedding between heather papps and another byob poster and I'm still waiting to hear the conclusion of manifisto's idea

it will shock u

# ? Oct 30, 2020 00:03

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

it will shock u

while i wait i'll enjoy some limited time availability hidden valley ranch totinos pizza rolls

"romeo bake me something like a small calzone, to-ti-ee-nos... you belong to me"

# ? Oct 30, 2020 00:14

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

while i wait i'll enjoy some limited time availability hidden valley ranch totinos pizza rolls

"romeo bake me something like a small calzone, to-ti-ee-nos... you belong to me"

lol

# ? Oct 30, 2020 00:16

SIDS Vicious

okay im gonna post my super deep belly button this will absolutely get us some more views are you ready please no one try and stop me

# ? Oct 30, 2020 00:17

ClamdestineBoyster: Can't post for 10 years!

Slush Garbo posted:

i got two words for you:

SHARK WEEK

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# ? Oct 30, 2020 01:30

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Sid Vicious posted:

okay im gonna post my super deep belly button this will absolutely get us some more views are you ready please no one try and stop me

ok we just got a sponsorship tie in with dove body lotion so if you could liberally rub several handfuls of cream into your belly button that would be very helpful

# ? Oct 30, 2020 01:33

Prof. Crocodile

bare your own bellybutton

# ? Oct 30, 2020 02:33

Jinh

Prof. Crocodile posted:

bare your own bellybutton

# ? Oct 30, 2020 02:54

nut

does it help the reader to know I hit submit with my feet

# ? Oct 30, 2020 12:47

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

nut posted:

does it help the reader to know I hit submit with my feet

our survey groups have responded with a resounding "yes"

# ? Oct 30, 2020 15:47

Escape From Noise

Okay, hear me out. Whacky/cool/fun new character. Bonus: we can kill them off later if they aren't popular but keep it a mystery until NEXT SEASON to pop ratings!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Oct 30, 2020

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Oct 30, 2020 16:31

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Okay, here me out. Whacky/cool/fun new character. Bonus: we can kill them off later if they aren't popular but keep it a mystery until NEXT SEASON to pop ratings!

i'm thinking... smeebles

# ? Oct 30, 2020 16:38

alnilam

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Okay, here me out. Whacky/cool/fun new character. Bonus: we can kill them off later if they aren't popular but keep it a mystery until NEXT SEASON to pop ratings!

Ah the Dippy maneuver

# ? Oct 30, 2020 16:39

nut

have we tried turning the ratings up

# ? Oct 30, 2020 16:39

SIDS Vicious

Luvcow posted:

i'm thinking... smeebles

# ? Oct 30, 2020 16:40

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

testing audiences have reacted favorably to smeebles' generous cleavage and bubbly personality and the board has approved a series in which byob posters get to date and vie for smeebles love titled "bring your own bachelor/bachelorette"

# ? Oct 30, 2020 16:47

alnilam

lol

# ? Oct 30, 2020 16:50

Escape From Noise

Luvcow posted:

testing audiences have reacted favorably to smeebles' generous cleavage and bubbly personality and the board has approved a series in which byob posters get to date and vie for smeebles love titled "bring your own bachelor/bachelorette"

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Oct 30, 2020 17:00

nut

Luvcow posted:

testing audiences have reacted favorably to smeebles' generous cleavage and bubbly personality and the board has approved a series in which byob posters get to date and vie for smeebles love titled "bring your own bachelor/bachelorette"

# ? Oct 30, 2020 17:05

SIDS Vicious

# ? Oct 30, 2020 18:01

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Sid Vicious posted:

# ? Oct 30, 2020 18:09

google THIS

nut posted:

have we tried turning the ratings up

Dad won't let us

# ? Oct 30, 2020 18:12

Jinh

Sid Vicious posted:

*crowd goes buck fuckin wild, starts tearing each other apart with lust*

# ? Oct 30, 2020 18:13

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

testing audiences have reacted favorably to smeebles' generous cleavage and bubbly personality and the board has approved a series in which byob posters get to date and vie for smeebles love titled "bring your own bachelor/bachelorette"

ty nesamdoom!