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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Only bother me if you have donuts bitch. Otherwise don't interrupt me while I'm watching this matchup between the black spiral of death that is the 2020 Atlanta Falcons and the functional Carolina Panthers.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Digital Jedi posted:

Man now I really want some donuts

I made some homemade donuts in I think April but they were just kinda okay. Haven't had an actual donut in months. :sigh:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Put football on my TV now you Fox dorkwads.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





FizFashizzle posted:

should i order a pizza

Usually yeah.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh, I thought the Panthers actually had a winning record. Not an impressive one but I thought there were like four and three.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ches Neckbeard posted:

I have Jalen Hurts

Okay, but do you have a Hurts donut?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Che, I am not there to personally complete this joke you better punch yourself in the arm and be real mean.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I guess rum is okay but you must finish the bottle.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ches Neckbeard posted:

But the booze is punching my throat with its cheapness

Hurts, donut!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





God Turley

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Go 4 it!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





"Being aggressive doesn't always mean going for it on 4th Down."

gently caress you Aikman yes it does.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Koowards.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





When this tent is a rocking...

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






Please stop posting my search history.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I want to see the opposite of a player losing a helmet happened. Just like, their helmet stays on in their entire uniform gets ripped off. Run that bare rear end naked TD in.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ches Neckbeard posted:

Mine is either gout (yes the gooniest disease) or regular old arthritis

I'm sorry everyone in this thread hurts.

Che I know how you could be rid of some Hurts.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Does anybody want to hear about my crappy knees and spine?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Okay, no biggie. Just throw a 20 yards downfield to Julio again

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Okay just call time out and kick the field goal here

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Magicpants posted:

derrick henry reveals the secret to his running style

run really hard and fast

You forget: be very large

E: dammit Che must you take everything from me?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh my :lol: that was beautiful.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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So, maybe get that official into the tent?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





That stands

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ches Neckbeard posted:

We joke but yeah that ref should be in concussion protocol

"False fart, on the offense number fifty free. Steven yards penalties. Durst down!"

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





:doh:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Play posted:

am I the only one who doesn't give a gently caress about 5G? Like my phone now is plenty fast now, it basically never buffers at all, what is so great about this that I need it

It's one more G!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Look at this guy who doesn't care about G's

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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MATTY "WHEELZ O'FIRE" RYAN

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

How's the game so far?

Pretty good!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ches Neckbeard posted:

We can all agree the honeymoon scene is set in a parking lot right?

No, that was the honeymoon is over scene! *snaps fingers in the air*

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





4th and poo poo.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





GO 4 IT!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Looks like the Falcons really took one on the Chinn!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





gently caress, hope Teddy is okay.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Alaois posted:

can they eject a football team from a game, like the whole thing

The Falcons don't want to be here you'd just be encouraging them.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Bellmaker posted:

Just got here where's Teddy??

Deady.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

It's an honorary title.

Its a World of Warcraft enemy. The big corn that spawns tiny niblets

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





That's a right good punt there yup I tell ya. *leans back in rocking chair and lights pipe.*

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





sweet thursday posted:

"Can you play?"
*nods up and down*
"See? Neck looks fine to me. Get out there you lil scamp"

" but doctor, he's not nodding his head has just been doing that the whole time."

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