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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Robert Blake Bortles

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Bort Blakels

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Better Than You posted:

Booby Bortles sounds better

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
Pleasure to meet you fellow adult. I am Bob, Bortles. I would like to please purchase one of your finest beers please.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Bob the Bort

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
Bob’s Bortles. A very bad burger joint that inexplicably stays in business.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Blake "Won two playoff games including a shootout against Big Ben" Bortles.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The 2-5 New England Patriots.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

The New York Jets

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I guess I was wrong on my pick that the pats would go 10-6.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Bills with a weak display but 6-2 and a 4-0 divisional record is probably enough to outweigh the 3 or more losses they'll take over the next 5 weeks

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Pats bad so what :negative:

That Cam fumble was just... oof

Burn it down

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
Bengals fuckin WIN

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
It gets lost because they are so good at making it not matter, but the Bengals are scoring a LOT of points.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

dolphins offense:


dolphins defense:

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Tragedy Ravens/Steelers wasn't flexed to primetime. An obvious theft committed by corrupt and incompetent officials in front of the whole country would have been an excellent primer for Tuesday.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
At a certain point the question needs to asked is Sean McVay a good coach if his team looks completely unprepared and shellshocked every other week

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Tragedy Ravens/Steelers wasn't flexed to primetime. An obvious theft committed by corrupt and incompetent officials in front of the whole country would have been an excellent primer for Tuesday.

Im glad at least its over with.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

BOBBY BLAKE BORTLES YEE HAW

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



DariusLikewise posted:

At a certain point the question needs to asked is Sean McVay a good coach if his team looks completely unprepared and shellshocked every other week

I do feel like the Rams were getting heavily overrated by brutalizing the NFC East the first month of the season.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Was really hoping for a win to keep pace with the Ravens and Steelers. Oh well, I guess the Browns didn’t wake up feeling dangerous today and the Refs took away a TD from the Browns and gave it to the Raiders.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Doesn’t change the outcome but 🤔

https://mobile.twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/1322983828961529861

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Pats should fully embrace tank 4 Trevor and sell everything they can. If they intentionally lose twice toothed Jets the only worry is Jacksonville and the giants, but the NFC East is so bad that they could run into two wins on accident

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Bob Wehadababyitsaboy

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I feel bad for Cam Newton

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

:rip: Lamar we'll always have 2019. Print the division champ banner.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

t a s t e posted:

Bills with a weak display but 6-2 and a 4-0 divisional record is probably enough to outweigh the 3 or more losses they'll take over the next 5 weeks
IMO...
vs. Seahawks - L
@ Cardinals - L
vs. Chargers - W
@ 49ers - L
vs. Steelers - Double Triple L
@ Broncos - W
Bills going to go 2-4, as long as the offense shows up against the Chargers. Then the Patriots on the road and the Dolphins at home.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

sharknado slashfic posted:

:rip: Lamar we'll always have 2019. Print the division champ banner.

There is hope. But we need better coaches. Harbaugh is making GBS threads it away. He has no idea what he's doing still after 12 years.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



V:

https://twitter.com/Vikings/status/1323011773600014336

Rooster Brooster
Mar 30, 2001

Maybe it doesn't really matter anymore.
All Teams Are Frauds

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Also in very good news:

https://twitter.com/Vikings/status/1322986427332857856

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Tyreek Hill ties Randy Moss
23 TD receptions of 40+ yards.

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole
Poor Cam. :smith:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
At least Drew Lock has a future in TV

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I think the Bengals might actually win this one.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

three posted:

Poor Cam. :smith:

Its Cams fault lol

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
I don't really understand this Dolphins team at all.

It's defense-driven, but you're #1 in terms of points allowed defensively based on what? Two quality corners and Belichick's blitz scheme? Did you unlock some sort of cheat code by pairing that with 220-230 pound linebackers? All four of your wins had your opponent basically 100% dead at half time. What the gently caress is that?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Better Than You posted:

At least Drew Lock has a future in TV
after he retires :grin:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Every chargers game is the same

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1323060198748102661?s=19

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