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Chinatown posted:I always bring back my cart to the corral. Sometimes I take a second. You’re a good man Chinatown 
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:I hope we both die https://youtu.be/Vm-NW1RwPY8 
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Oct 30, 2020 18:26
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:You’re a good man Chinatown Sometimes I like to shove that cart from like 10 feet out and really SLAM it into the stack of carts and therefore create more room for others to deposit theirs. 
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Oct 30, 2020 18:29
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When I go grocery shopping sometimes I leave my cart next to the huge pile of other carts that people have put halfway on the sidewalk because the cart return is on the other side of a row of cars. It's like everyone decided to improvise a cart return and I'm just participating. But we never put them behind cars because we're not assholes. OP maybe the cart just escaped the corral? Or maybe it's a Judas cart that the employees sent around to collect all the other Mustang carts into the cart corral?
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Oct 30, 2020 18:38
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Chinatown posted:Sometimes I like to shove that cart from like 10 feet out and really SLAM it into the stack of carts and therefore create more room for others to deposit theirs. yeah me too. It's fun
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Oct 30, 2020 18:40
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The_Continental posted:so that I had to put my groceries in it, walk it across the parking lot, and then walk my groceries back to my car That sucks dude, really thoughtless of that person, and it sounds like they need a talking to. I was just wondering though, why did you have to put your groceries in the cart, walk it across the parking lot, and then walk your groceries back to the car? In my mind (at least), I would have moved the cart, load the groceries into the vehicle, then return the cart. Maybe it was floating around in that parking lot longer, maybe other people just casually knocked it aside to make it someone else's problem? My mind is spinning over the possibilities, but I wasn't there...
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Oct 30, 2020 19:53
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People sometimes act irrational in highly stressful dynamic situations
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Oct 30, 2020 19:56
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op what if the wind just pushed it to your car?
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Oct 30, 2020 20:07
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haha, next time I'm going to put my groceries in the cart, so you'll have to carry my groceries and yours over to my car, put my groceries in my car, then carry your groceries back to your car, put them in, then take the cart back! And AFTER THAT, they'll be ANOTHER cart behind my car, too!
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Oct 30, 2020 20:16
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zooted heh posted:op what if the wind just pushed it to your car? That could only be the case if an irresponsible gently caress wit didn't properly corral their cart
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Oct 30, 2020 20:19
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One time a saw a guy leave his cart behind someone’s car and I just saw red and grabbed that fucker. Tossed him right into his own cart and his stupid legs went right into the child seat part and he looked like a big dumb toddler and then I loving roundhouse kicked that cart right into the corral. Then I stole his car and about a mile down the road I realized his wife was still in it and let me tell you she was lubed up as hell after watching her lazy-rear end husband get owned so we pulled off down a dirt road and I returned my cart to her corral if you know what I mean. She was hungry after that so I took her over to 5 Guys where we polished off a few burgs and she made dessert out of my hog. Finally I took her back to the grocery where poindexter was still trapped in his cart like a baby. I helped his wife untangle him, slapped him on the back and said, “No hard feelings pal, eh?”. I hopped on my motorcycle and did some sick wheelies out of the lot.
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Oct 30, 2020 20:22
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UltraRed posted:haha, next time I'm going to put my groceries in the cart, so you'll have to carry my groceries and yours over to my car, put my groceries in my car, then carry your groceries back to your car, put them in, then take the cart back!
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Oct 30, 2020 21:08
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On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero -- Sun Tzu
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Oct 30, 2020 21:32
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Could've been worse, OP. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdxosL7QE14
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Oct 30, 2020 21:35
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zooted heh posted:op what if the wind just pushed it to your car? Well then I suppose it would render my entire violent rant meaningless then wouldn't it? But again, the only real acceptable action is to return your cart to the corral. Why is it out blowing around in the first place? Because some lazy loving clown left it there. DarkSoulsTantrum posted:One time a saw a guy leave his cart behind someone’s car and I just saw red and grabbed that fucker. Tossed him right into his own cart and his stupid legs went right into the child seat part and he looked like a big dumb toddler and then I loving roundhouse kicked that cart right into the corral. Then I stole his car and about a mile down the road I realized his wife was still in it and let me tell you she was lubed up as hell after watching her lazy-rear end husband get owned so we pulled off down a dirt road and I returned my cart to her corral if you know what I mean. She was hungry after that so I took her over to 5 Guys where we polished off a few burgs and she made dessert out of my hog. Finally I took her back to the grocery where poindexter was still trapped in his cart like a baby. I helped his wife untangle him, slapped him on the back and said, “No hard feelings pal, eh?”. I hopped on my motorcycle and did some sick wheelies out of the lot. Thats what im talkin' about brother. I love wheelies. Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Oct 31, 2020 |
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Oct 31, 2020 00:28
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If I ever get married I want this to be the song for last dance. Probably one of several reasons why I'm unmarried.
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Oct 31, 2020 00:32
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sometimes you are the cart, sometimes you are the weird ineffectual op who has difficulty with basic tasks. that's just life.
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Oct 31, 2020 01:11
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13Pandora13 posted:If I ever get married I want this to be the song for last dance. Add this to your playlist too if that's the theme you're going for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrfVaPNMCM8
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Oct 31, 2020 05:46
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:ok i think i see the problem op Just noticed this and thought your effort was worth the reward of being acknowledged by someone.
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Oct 31, 2020 14:46
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I always question the kind of person who flips the bird with that weird intentionally exaggerated right angle
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Oct 31, 2020 18:34
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Lol if you don't just loving launch your empty trolley diagonally into a cluster of cars and get into your idling vehicle for a speedy getaway
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Oct 31, 2020 18:37
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:I always question the kind of person who flips the bird with that weird intentionally exaggerated right angle People who keep their thumb out really aren't giving it their all so it's much less offensive.
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Oct 31, 2020 18:39
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Yeah I don’t get this. So instead of just moving the cart, you put YOUR groceries in it, walked it back to the cart queue, and then carried your groceries back to your car BY HAND. Or did you get another, third cart, and take your groceries to the car and then return both carts? I don’t want to state the obvious easiest way here but fella, you did not take that way. This one's easy. OP purchased a cabbage, a wolf, and a goat at the store and at this point he was on step 4, returning with the goat.
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Oct 31, 2020 19:07
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I hope Jesus died
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Oct 31, 2020 19:08
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I hope Jesus died good news
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Oct 31, 2020 19:09
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corgski posted:Add this to your playlist too if that's the theme you're going for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3xNExmAWsg
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Oct 31, 2020 19:41
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christmas boots posted:This one's easy. OP purchased a cabbage, a wolf, and a goat at the store and at this point he was on step 4, returning with the goat. Who rents a goat? Seriously. 
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Oct 31, 2020 19:43
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Chinatown posted:good news Lol
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Nov 1, 2020 02:17
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Call Your Grandma posted:it's against forum rules to revel in the thouht of someone else's death, op Yeah it should also be against the rules to leave your goddamn shopping cart resting on my rear bumper but here we are aye?
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Nov 1, 2020 02:21
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 Lmao nice
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Nov 1, 2020 07:38
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The_Continental posted:. Maybe they were racist tomatoes
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Nov 1, 2020 07:51
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Who rents a goat? Seriously. https://rentagoat.com/
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just reading the title and agreeing gang
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Son of a bitch. 
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