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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



this goes out to all dick owners

we are all perfect size

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

Yes, it fits in my hand no problem.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

"You are the best poster... do not let anyone say otherwise."


numberoneposter posted:

this goes out to all dick owners

we are all perfect size



Your mom certainly seems to think so!

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007


your drat right its the perfect size. all the midgets i've dated loved it.

EA Sports fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Oct 30, 2020

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



everyone with a dick do a helicopter with ur dick

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



NO PUSSIES ALLOWED THIS IS THE DICK THREAD

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



definitely, it's just not the perfect shape. what the gently caress am i gonna do with a goddamn rhombic dodecahedron

Cum AllYeFaithful
Oct 21, 2020

by Fluffdaddy


Honestly? No. Not trying to humblebrag or anything, but it's a just little girthy for my wife and sometimes causes us both to feel sore at the end of a lovemaking sesh.

I used to love it before I met her but these days I wish there was just a little bit less to it.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


The perfect shape is a butt. Anyone out there got a butt dick? Not a dick butt but a butt dick?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Why don't you come and find out OP.

Barudak
May 7, 2007



Everyman is born with a perfect penis but sex slowly damages it. If a man has too many partners and sex after eventually it will become compressed and unable to please any woman. This is why it is important men protect their virginity until marriage.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


That depends if anyone took a cut off the top

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017




i guess but in retrospect if i could design myself to piss out of the tips of my fingers, i would

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous


no

it's too big

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017



My dick is photoshopped irl

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


I have an innie, OP.

Shania Twain
Aug 25, 2008


Feeling kinda left out here because I just have a schlong

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002



Hell Gem

BigBadSteve posted:

Yes, it fits in my hand no problem.

Mine also fits in BigBadSteve’s hand.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Perfect is the enemy of good, namaste

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

my dick is like my politics - hard and leaning left

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


...and last time it was successfully used was decades ago and ended with a tragedy

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



Mozi posted:

my dick is like my politics - hard and leaning left

only leaning? you're largely a hard centrist?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

i'm working on it, ok

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



Remember, refer to things by larger measurements if you're trying to brag. Saying "my quarter foot of pure thunder" sounds better than "three inches of ineffectual friction."

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


My hundred millimetre love centipede

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


i don't really use it for anything any more so i guess it must be, by default.

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009



Barudak posted:

Everyman is born with a perfect penis but sex slowly damages it. If a man has too many partners and sex after eventually it will become compressed and unable to please any woman. This is why it is important men protect their virginity until marriage.

the wire really went off the rails in later seasons

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!



I think so, but the scales are a little itchy

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr


After the rear end and chest threads, its about time we had a dick pic thread. Get us started OP! Let's see what you're slingin.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


No anime this time

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017



just leavin this here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg

quote:

The majority of Avalon's work has themes of hard drug use, particularly in reference to his consumption of heroin and crack cocaine,[4] an unusual style in hip hop, where the artist more commonly refers to the sale of such substances.

20 Blunts fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Oct 30, 2020

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Yeah, but you scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.


fishing with the fam posted:

After the rear end and chest threads, its about time we had a dick pic thread. Get us started OP! Let's see what you're slingin.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Meat is meat

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Hangin loose, full o’ juice

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


My crotch is completely smooth and featureless, it makes riding the bus less awkward.

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds


Gentlemen: Dicks, Cocks, Schlongs, Wangs, and dare I say, Weiners

snergle
Aug 3, 2013



i actually really like his song roll the dice and have it in a few play lists.

also what if my dick is a big ole strap on can i brag post about it in here?

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Excuse me, it is 4.135 inches, thank you very much!

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010



mine is the purrrfect size if u get my drift op

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


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