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Yeah, in my experience women don't even like penises, they prefer an unlubricated thumb and pointer finger. The quicker the better.
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Attn: women itt Re:the shocker Are you really down with 2 in da pink 1 in da stink?
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*woman, studiously marking down her reactions as she rachets it up in half-inch increments*
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:this was the original: If this information is at all accurate I'd like to see what gay men think. Some of the sizes within what is preferable or even acceptable are still terrifying.
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Looking at the chart more carefully I suspect that it is in fact one woman who tried out 690 different guys that are at the intersection of those dimensions. Science in action folks!
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Nov 4, 2020 04:31
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6.5 inch circumference is a diameter of 2”. Like as wide as a wrist. Guess some people really do dream big.
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lol if your wrists are 2 inches, too some loving forearm rollups jesus
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:lol if your wrists are 2 inches, too some loving forearm rollups jesus Sir this is a dick size thread
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Nov 4, 2020 05:28
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I feel like just about everyone would take another half inch if a wizard or whatever offered it
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Ew why would you want wizard dick, don't you know what they get up to
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Caesar Saladin posted:I feel like just about everyone would take another half inch if a wizard or whatever offered it
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:lol if your wrists are 2 inches, too some loving forearm rollups jesus Aren't all the relevant muscles in the ... forearm, while the wrist is just bones and tendons wrapped in skin?
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I had the same thinking and lifting heavy just gave me massive forearms that further accentuate my tiny wrists and hands. So, yes.
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Nov 4, 2020 10:52
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how do i foreskin whisper? women routinely enjoy my foreskin more than my company, please help.
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Nov 4, 2020 12:41
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:this was the original: I swear this isn't the original since I thought the joke was the chart's highlighted area makes a cock n balls
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mine's okay I guess
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It’s good enough for government work
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Nov 4, 2020 14:58
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Sellout. You might not to make a fortune as a private dick but dammit you're free
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tremendous thread, much respect to dick havers
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Luitpold posted:how do i foreskin whisper? women routinely enjoy my foreskin more than my company, please help. hey everybody check out this guys weird dick!!
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Cubone posted:yeah but only because then I could get more of it into my mouth I remember at some point I heard someone say that "It feels more like sucking a dick than having your dick sucked." and I was like "So what's the problem?". Luitpold posted:how do i foreskin whisper? women routinely enjoy my foreskin more than my company, please help. Foreskin whispering was actually Jeff Dunham's original act before he sold out and went all red state boomer humor. Barudak posted:I swear this isn't the original since I thought the joke was the chart's highlighted area makes a cock n balls 
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CPL593H posted:I remember at some point I heard someone say that "It feels more like sucking a dick than having your dick sucked." and I was like "So what's the problem?"
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cant wait to get home and crank my tiny yet perfect hog
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my dick inflates like a balloon
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