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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



Lipstick Apathy

its esr. close thread.

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



fart simpson posted:

its esr. close thread.

I can't. Can you do it for me?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



Lipstick Apathy

i dont really feel like it anymore

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004









lmao i came to say that and then its in the op

i guess we arent posting enemies any more fart simpson

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



Lipstick Apathy

Achmed Jones posted:

lmao i came to say that and then its in the op

i guess we arent posting enemies any more fart simpson

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


fart simpson posted:

its esr. close thread.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


Achmed Jones posted:

i guess we arent posting enemies any more fart simpson

united in hatred is the yospos way

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.


fart simpson posted:

its esr. close thread.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006


Nap Ghost

i would take an rear end in a top hat like linux torvaldos over a terrifying creep like esr any day. also, linux probably showers

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001



i wish i got paid to be a professional rear end in a top hat too

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T





Soiled Meat

torvalds rules

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016


esr is personally worse, but torvalds inflicted linux on humanity, thus causing more suffering. close call

my bitter bi rival
Mar 21, 2011


its u op

Alzabo
Oct 23, 2002

You watched it, you can't unwatch it.


idk why I was worried about opening this thread

just a bunch of sensible opinions shared on an internet community for jokes related to computer touching

qirex
Feb 15, 2001





I'm a little concerned about whoever the one person who didn't vote ESR was...

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


check the logs.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010



imagine esr slithering on the floor like a snake gobbling up cat turds

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016


it was me I'm on mobile

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007





checkbox

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


no gently caress off moo cow option i'm pleased.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007






fart simpson posted:

its esr. close thread.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

patton oswalt, aka:

- the bloodguzzler
- parton osmart
- the krustbuster
- bloodlard
- pat "the ton" owsdtwslalt
- the big patswald
- wifemurderer
- fentanyl prostate injection

linus is the dr. house of os developers. he's may be a blunt rear end in a top hat, but he's usually right. he's also not a creep

esr gives off "creepy uncle who hugs his teenage nieces way too much" vibes

The_Franz fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Oct 31, 2020

mystes
May 31, 2006



I think you at least need to add RMS as an option.

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8gealMDsg

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001


doing my part to VOTE o7

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof


TOOT BOOT posted:

imagine esr slithering on the floor like a snake gobbling up cat turds

oh, were you at that convention too

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof


DaTroof posted:

oh, were you at that convention too

oh sorry, you said imagine, not remember

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004



Slippery Tilde

say wht you will about esr but, he didn't kill his wife

Beamed
Nov 26, 2010

Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.




esr is such a loving lovely rear end human being. what a complete god drat waste of space. dumb rear end loving grifter soaking up the accolades of people who know their poo poo, uncomprehending of the coattails while he desparately without dignity rides on them. regular rear end loving trump staffer. loving hell

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



Lipstick Apathy

Gazpacho posted:

say wht you will about esr but, he didn't kill his wife

well then, who killed esr's wife?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


fart simpson posted:

well then, who killed esr's wife?

patton oswalt. the bloodguzzler

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james


esr smells worse, i would bet. probably worse than rms.

linus probably smells fine but his OS STINKS

Soricidus
Oct 20, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

SpaceAceJase posted:

esr smells worse, i would bet. probably worse than rms.

imagine having to judge this contest

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001


Soricidus posted:

imagine having to judge this contest

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004









i bet if esr lays eggs they smell really bad

Victory Position
Mar 15, 2004

Don't call me a hero.









walking through the catacombs of usenet, you pull out a random slab and read Linus yelling at someone about the use of a get command in a sneering tone

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


like regardless of rms' failings - and lets be clear, there are many - he wrote emacs and big chunks of gcc and managed to come up with the idea of open source software that everyone in this thread has at some point in their life benefited from.

esr is a loving carpetbagger who wrote no code of any substance and whose sole contribution was a book full of pithy and obviously, demonstrably wrong assertions like "with enough eyes all bugs are shallow"

theadder
Dec 29, 2011




rotor posted:

esr... wrote no code of any substance...

ur not rly selling it op

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001


rotor posted:

demonstrably wrong assertions like "with enough eyes all bugs are shallow"

maybe there just arent enough eyes yet, enough eyes and we could have seen heartbleed, just need more eyes

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


Pardot posted:

heartbleed

still so mad they went with the lame "heartbleed" name and not "fartbeat"

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