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We make a sleepy time tea every night with Linden leaves, turmeric, garlic and cinnamon and I went to sip it and spilled a little on my tits like an idiot. Now my left boob is on fire. Tonight’s going great so far.
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Oct 31, 2020 04:57
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dump some iced tea on your chest next, you need to fight tea with tea
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Oct 31, 2020 05:04
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Loden Taylor posted:dump some iced tea on your chest next, you need to fight tea with tea That’s a good idea. Good unsweetened real iced tea not that Arizona corn syrup poo poo
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Oct 31, 2020 05:06
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Why in gods name would you put garlic in tea?
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Oct 31, 2020 05:12
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If you had made wakey time tea instead you could have been alert enough to avoid this tragic fate
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Oct 31, 2020 05:12
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Beard Dandruff posted:Why in gods name would you put garlic in tea? Vampire spotted.
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Oct 31, 2020 05:18
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Beard Dandruff posted:Why in gods name would you put garlic in tea? I was curious about this too so I googled garlic tea. Apparently it's a big thing in both Jamaica and India and has lots of health benefits too. I'll have to try it.
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Oct 31, 2020 05:22
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RepeatingMeme posted:If you had made wakey time tea instead you could have been alert enough to avoid this tragic fate ironically, through the painful act of spilling, the sleepy time tea became wakey time tea the very act that being awakey would have avoided I think Sophocles wrote a play about this
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Oct 31, 2020 05:26
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I'll clean it up OP.
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Oct 31, 2020 05:26
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Extra row of tits is a good username.
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Oct 31, 2020 05:33
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This is the worst thing that’s happened all year.
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Oct 31, 2020 05:34
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Very upsetting, thoughts and prayers for the affected tit
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Oct 31, 2020 05:35
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All i want to know is when is FEMA going to do something about this, i mean what are we paying taxes for if theyre just going to sit around jackin each other off instead of helping us through disasters like this
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Oct 31, 2020 05:39
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Beard Dandruff posted:Why in gods name would you put garlic in tea? Sounds like OP is making a medicinal tea but maybe forgot to add the  which would probably help with the burns too.
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Oct 31, 2020 05:42
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Carlos Lantana posted:Extra row of tits is a good username.
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Oct 31, 2020 05:54
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Thoughts and prayers for the tea titty
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Oct 31, 2020 05:55
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*steam comes out my ears and my bowtie spins around* t-t-t-t-titties!!!!!!
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Oct 31, 2020 06:01
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Steamed hams
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Oct 31, 2020 06:20
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Colonel Cancer posted:Steamed hams lol
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Oct 31, 2020 06:26
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Show pictures of the damage
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Oct 31, 2020 06:27
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I will pray for your tit, but cold tea not being sweet is some yankee poo poo. I don't like Arizona tea much, but if I don't feel my pancreas scream when I drink cold tea, then I'm not drinking it.  Hot it will be, unless there's sugar.
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Oct 31, 2020 06:41
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Tell us more about your hot wet tits.
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Oct 31, 2020 06:49
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T is for tits
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Oct 31, 2020 06:52
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Carlos Lantana posted:Extra row of tits is a good username.
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Oct 31, 2020 07:04
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I was gonna go all tea snob and judge you on what kind of tea it was but I've never heard of it. SO YOU WERE LUCKY THIS TIME!
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Oct 31, 2020 07:10
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pouring one out (of my evening teamug) for all the lost evening tea
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Oct 31, 2020 07:11
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Guys you're not gonna believe this but I also just spilled tea on my tits.
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Oct 31, 2020 07:11
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I've spilled beer everywhere including my chest and entire groin area.
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Oct 31, 2020 07:26
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numberoneposter posted:I've spilled beer everywhere including my chest and entire groin area. Lucky you. Anytime a drink get's spilled near me it 100% always lands on my crotch, even if someone else spilled it. Makes me look incontinent. I figured it was one of those cruel facts of life like how toast always lands butter side down when you drop it.
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Oct 31, 2020 08:04
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You need that numbed? Num num num num
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Oct 31, 2020 08:13
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DicktheCat posted:I will pray for your tit, but cold tea not being sweet is some yankee poo poo. I don't like Arizona tea much, but if I don't feel my pancreas scream when I drink cold tea, then I'm not drinking it. This poster knows whats up. Gimmie that iced sweet tea.
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Oct 31, 2020 08:15
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OP you should sue the tea company
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Oct 31, 2020 08:28
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Clicked, expecting to see a clever switcheroo and a picture of tiny birds. Thread does not deliver
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Oct 31, 2020 08:36
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Q: What do you get when you pour tea on your tits? A: Tit-teas Thank you folks. I'll be here all week churning out more hits at the Laffy Taffy factory.
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Oct 31, 2020 08:37
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I once watched a documentary about this lady who shot fireworks out of her breasts. I think her name was Lilly? edit: Oh found the documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw.
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Oct 31, 2020 08:38
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:Q: What do you get when you pour tea on your tits? i love me some tit tea
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Oct 31, 2020 09:16
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 tit tea is collected by virgins with their lips and its VERY weird and i dont support it
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Oct 31, 2020 10:18
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Stop wasting tea op Jesus
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Oct 31, 2020 10:28
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Since all goons are male virgin losers I can only assume you meant to say manboobs, like my juicy man tits
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Oct 31, 2020 10:44
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eSports Chaebol posted:
There's also tea picked by monkeys. Tea picked by virgin monkeys would be huge. We can do it, goons!
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Oct 31, 2020 10:48
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