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extra row of teeth
Apr 27, 2007

Float like a butterfly, sting like a Beerus


We make a sleepy time tea every night with Linden leaves, turmeric, garlic and cinnamon and I went to sip it and spilled a little on my tits like an idiot.

Now my left boob is on fire. Tonightís going great so far.

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Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003






dump some iced tea on your chest next, you need to fight tea with tea

extra row of teeth
Apr 27, 2007

Float like a butterfly, sting like a Beerus


Loden Taylor posted:

dump some iced tea on your chest next, you need to fight tea with tea

Thatís a good idea.

Good unsweetened real iced tea not that Arizona corn syrup poo poo

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017



Why in gods name would you put garlic in tea?

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012

The lights are on
but nobody's home





If you had made wakey time tea instead you could have been alert enough to avoid this tragic fate

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Beard Dandruff posted:

Why in gods name would you put garlic in tea?

Vampire spotted.

Valko
Sep 17, 2015

FYAAAAAD!!!


Beard Dandruff posted:

Why in gods name would you put garlic in tea?

I was curious about this too so I googled garlic tea. Apparently it's a big thing in both Jamaica and India and has lots of health benefits too. I'll have to try it.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003






RepeatingMeme posted:

If you had made wakey time tea instead you could have been alert enough to avoid this tragic fate

ironically, through the painful act of spilling, the sleepy time tea became wakey time tea

the very act that being awakey would have avoided

I think Sophocles wrote a play about this

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


I'll clean it up OP.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

yiff me, senpai

Fun Shoe

Extra row of tits is a good username.

Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


This is the worst thing thatís happened all year.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008


Very upsetting, thoughts and prayers for the affected tit

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012

The lights are on
but nobody's home





All i want to know is when is FEMA going to do something about this, i mean what are we paying taxes for if theyre just going to sit around jackin each other off instead of helping us through disasters like this

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Beard Dandruff posted:

Why in gods name would you put garlic in tea?

Sounds like OP is making a medicinal tea but maybe forgot to add the which would probably help with the burns too.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Carlos Lantana posted:

Extra row of tits is a good username.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



Thoughts and prayers for the tea titty

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



*steam comes out my ears and my bowtie spins around*


t-t-t-t-titties!!!!!!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Steamed hams

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure




lol

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


Show pictures of the damage

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011



I will pray for your tit, but cold tea not being sweet is some yankee poo poo. I don't like Arizona tea much, but if I don't feel my pancreas scream when I drink cold tea, then I'm not drinking it.

Hot it will be, unless there's sugar.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Tell us more about your hot wet tits.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

T is for tits

Elukka
Feb 17, 2011



Carlos Lantana posted:

Extra row of tits is a good username.
Redundancy for tea incidents.

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!

I was gonna go all tea snob and judge you on what kind of tea it was but I've never heard of it. SO YOU WERE LUCKY THIS TIME!

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016


pouring one out (of my evening teamug) for all the lost evening tea

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


Guys you're not gonna believe this but I also just spilled tea on my tits.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



I've spilled beer everywhere including my chest and entire groin area.

Valko
Sep 17, 2015

FYAAAAAD!!!


numberoneposter posted:

I've spilled beer everywhere including my chest and entire groin area.

Lucky you. Anytime a drink get's spilled near me it 100% always lands on my crotch, even if someone else spilled it. Makes me look incontinent. I figured it was one of those cruel facts of life like how toast always lands butter side down when you drop it.

Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la ManchaÖ my dream is impossible!



You need that numbed? Num num num num

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012

I write my poems in the dirt with an oily rag
I have to wear a gas mask just so I don't gag
I got a SOCOM scout and twenty extra mags
And a couple severed heads in my bug-out bag






DicktheCat posted:

I will pray for your tit, but cold tea not being sweet is some yankee poo poo. I don't like Arizona tea much, but if I don't feel my pancreas scream when I drink cold tea, then I'm not drinking it.

Hot it will be, unless there's sugar.

This poster knows whats up. Gimmie that iced sweet tea.

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


OP you should sue the tea company

Highest Cactus
Jul 25, 2007

News: Mysterious illegal cookies seized. "Tastes terrible," says police.



Clicked, expecting to see a clever switcheroo and a picture of tiny birds. Thread does not deliver

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000




Q: What do you get when you pour tea on your tits?
A: Tit-teas

Thank you folks. I'll be here all week churning out more hits at the Laffy Taffy factory.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


I once watched a documentary about this lady who shot fireworks out of her breasts. I think her name was Lilly?

edit: Oh found the documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw.

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes

Soiled Meat

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Q: What do you get when you pour tea on your tits?
A: Tit-teas

Thank you folks. I'll be here all week churning out more hits at the Laffy Taffy factory.

i love me some tit tea

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005




tit tea is collected by virgins with their lips and its VERY weird and i dont support it

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Stop wasting tea op Jesus

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



Since all goons are male virgin losers I can only assume you meant to say manboobs, like my juicy man tits

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

eSports Chaebol posted:



tit tea is collected by virgins with their lips and its VERY weird and i dont support it

There's also tea picked by monkeys. Tea picked by virgin monkeys would be huge. We can do it, goons!

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