I just spilled tea on my tits

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Where's my cat nipple man pics?!

# ? Nov 9, 2020 02:05

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 16:55

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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My government name is tits.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 02:13

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

I have a burnt tits story I even told it in Discord. poo poo faced drunk about 6 years ago I was making top ramen a huge order double packet order with frozen peas added. When it was done I threw some raw spinach in an eight cup Pyrex glass measuring bowl and added the ramen mixture. I put this in a microwave over a stove top to wilt the spinach. Like I said I was drunk.

When I went to pull this out of the microwave I poured it all over my front it was almost boiling. From my restaurant experience even though I was in drunken shock and didn't feel any pain I knew I had to act immediately and I turned around and thrust my chest in the kitchen sink and turned the water on full blast. I'm in southern California so it wasn't cold but I let it run for a while and used the sprayer and just sprayed myself. Think porn video but opposite.

I got burned pretty badly but what was interesting is that my bra saved me, where my bra was wasn't really burned. I ended up with a red v in my decolletage and I was pretty worried about scarring of course. but it never blistered and after a few months it was gone thank Christ.

Moral of the story don't cook boiling liquids overhead when drunk. And acting quickly getting running water over a burn will save your rear end.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 03:06

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Spinz posted:

I have a burnt tits story I even told it in Discord. poo poo faced drunk about 6 years ago I was making top ramen a huge order double packet order with frozen peas added. When it was done I threw some raw spinach in an eight cup Pyrex glass measuring bowl and added the ramen mixture. I put this in a microwave over a stove top to wilt the spinach. Like I said I was drunk.

When I went to pull this out of the microwave I poured it all over my front it was almost boiling. From my restaurant experience even though I was in drunken shock and didn't feel any pain I knew I had to act immediately and I turned around and thrust my chest in the kitchen sink and turned the water on full blast. I'm in southern California so it wasn't cold but I let it run for a while and used the sprayer and just sprayed myself. Think porn video but opposite.

I got burned pretty badly but what was interesting is that my bra saved me, where my bra was wasn't really burned. I ended up with a red v in my decolletage and I was pretty worried about scarring of course. but it never blistered and after a few months it was gone thank Christ.

Moral of the story don't cook boiling liquids overhead when drunk. And acting quickly getting running water over a burn will save your rear end.

I'm glad you're ok, Spin. I got first degree burns on my arm from spilling boiling and that hurt like hell so I can only imagine what something more sensitive would feel like.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 03:47

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Be careful with those dee-cups.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 05:42

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Weka posted:

Mods can we please have an exemption to the no home groan rule for this it's for science.

any ruling on this yet? my tits are ready and prepared. all four and a half of them

# ? Nov 9, 2020 05:57

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Nov 9, 2020 06:14

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I think I'm a weirdo I don't like tea

Tea is gross, it's leaf seepings in stagnant water. Go slurp a puddle for free.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 06:35

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

why does no one use bibs any more??

# ? Nov 9, 2020 06:43

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

toggle posted:

why does no one use bibs any more??

show bibs

# ? Nov 9, 2020 06:44

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

i miss the hot bhabi thread

# ? Nov 9, 2020 08:21

Yvershek: Nov 15, 2000; and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

TheAardvark posted:

i miss the hot bhabi thread

It brought out the best and the worst in us. It will be missed.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 10:32

bollig: Apr 7, 2006; Never Forget.

Point of information, but it's really only tea if it is made out of the leaves of the Camellia sinensis plant (like the tea plant itself) otherwise it should be referred to as herbal tea, infusion or tisane.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 15:10

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

bollig posted:

Point of information, but it's really only tea if it is made out of the leaves of the Camellia sinensis plant (like the tea plant itself) otherwise it should be referred to as herbal tea, infusion or tisane.

I'm gonna give you a swirlie and make a nerd tea

# ? Nov 9, 2020 15:18