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Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

dump some iced tea on your chest next, you need to fight tea with tea

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Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

RepeatingMeme posted:

If you had made wakey time tea instead you could have been alert enough to avoid this tragic fate

ironically, through the painful act of spilling, the sleepy time tea became wakey time tea

the very act that being awakey would have avoided

I think Sophocles wrote a play about this

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Now we’re horny on main.

I have a dedicated horny alt, my main is specced for morose drunkposting

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

I have a pressurized canister of hot tea, a radioisotope, and a Geiger counter. If the Geiger counter detects any radioactive decay, the canister will fire the hot tea directly up my rear end. After I post this, you will have no way of knowing if I have blasted my innards with scalding tea, and so my rear end in a top hat exists in a state of superposition, both unharmed and at the same time a throbbing red chamomile nightmare. Also the canister has a manual release button that I am about to slam.

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