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TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


I Need A loving Cup Of Coffee.

you can also post itt if It's Too God Damned Early For This poo poo.

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Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006



No one talk to me till I finish this cup of coffee !

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



Definitely not. You're alone so far.

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


Grevling posted:

Definitely not. You're alone so far.

It's too GOD DAMNED early for this poo poo!!!

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



It's the perfect day for Halloween coffee

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006



What is Halloween coffee??

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



TheAardvark posted:

It's too GOD DAMNED early for this poo poo!!!

It's the afternoon here. We're not in the same boat at all it seems.

finalellipsis
Mar 23, 2008

You don't own space, so stop acting like you do.


Why the hell did I schedule an oil change for 8am on a Saturday? It's Too God Damned Early For This poo poo.

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006



Over the years I have brainwashed my six children into believing if they talk or make any noise before 8am a monster called Lowtaxerous will come kick them down a flight of stairs. I am a good father

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



Jove Tone posted:

What is Halloween coffee??

You put dry ice in it and drink it fast and deep

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


I dont do that kind of stuff in my life OP

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006



Waterbed Wendy posted:

You put dry ice in it and drink it fast and deep

Will this clash with the pumpkin spice???

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



Jove Tone posted:

Will this clash with the pumpkin spice???

Oh hell yes

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Coffee??? 9/11??? No personally I wouldn't say one had something to do with the other.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Yeah, but you scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.


I got like 4 hours of sleep and had to start work at 6am lmao

Coffee please

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

No, thanks, I'm good.

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007



Grimey Drawer

When Im too tired to make real coffee I pour myself a glass of premade cold brew. That is this morning.

logan from corporate
May 17, 1994


as per my last email, we'll touch base, circle back and synergize when you admit you fucked my wife


im starting on my second cup of coffee op where you been, youre behind on quota. chop chop coffee is time is money

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


LuckyCat posted:

When I’m too tired to make real coffee I pour myself a glass of premade cold brew. That is this morning.

Thats cool

logan from corporate
May 17, 1994


as per my last email, we'll touch base, circle back and synergize when you admit you fucked my wife


i think were forgetting the important thing about coffee: it helps ya poop. i feel bad for the poor suckers who dont drink coffee, their shits must stew up in ere for days and make em fart something awful.

no coffee = constant poop farts = no friends = death

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


logan from corporate posted:

i think we’re forgetting the important thing about coffee: it helps ya poop. i feel bad for the poor suckers who dont drink coffee, their shits must stew up in ‘ere for days and make em fart something awful.

no coffee = constant poop farts = no friends = death

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Yeah, but you scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.


logan from corporate posted:

i think were forgetting the important thing about coffee: it helps ya poop. i feel bad for the poor suckers who dont drink coffee, their shits must stew up in ere for days and make em fart something awful.

no coffee = constant poop farts = no friends = death

i'm feeling a rumble. thanks coffee

logan from corporate
May 17, 1994


as per my last email, we'll touch base, circle back and synergize when you admit you fucked my wife



hehe ya caught me. you know i had to do it to ya

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


Had my coffee 20 minutes ago, shitposting right now.

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


FogHelmut posted:

Had my coffee 20 minutes ago, shitposting right now.

just finished my first cup. im waiting for it now any minute

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


FogHelmut posted:

Had my coffee 20 minutes ago, shitposting right now.

Is it livestreamed?

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002



gently caress yeah I do OP. gently caress yeah I do.

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Is it livestreamed?

yeah the second round starts any minute now here's the stream

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight


TheAardvark posted:

I Need A loving Cup Of Coffee.

you can also post itt if It's Too God Damned Early For This poo poo.

It's actually too late for a lot of us

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe













Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Got my coffee mug here, ready to go.



ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Ill have a cup of clam chowder.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



im gonna gently caress a cup of coffee

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008






Gravy Boat 2k

I had ice cream but no coffee OP

promising carl
Sep 9, 2002



It's bedtime I'll get one in the morning

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013



I'll get one when this loving daylight saving bullshit ends

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Coffee? But I barely know him OP!

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