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No thanks. I don't need a cup of coffee OP. Thank you for offering though.
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Some chick asked me if I wanted a night cap once and I was like, I don’t wear a hat to bed you stupid idiot. 
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Nov 1, 2020 06:49
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I need a loving cup of coffee. I can’t wait for the morning. I’m gonna have a bagel and a big cup of joe
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Nov 1, 2020 06:49
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I need an espresso drip into my mouth at like 6 in the morning so I can wake up at like 8 because my morning metabolism is poo poo most days.
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Nov 1, 2020 06:53
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Woke up at 4am and can't get back to sleep. It's too god damned early for this poo poo!!!!
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Nov 1, 2020 12:09
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TheAardvark posted:Woke up at 4am and can't get back to sleep. I agree, and yet I want coffee. My coffee machine's built in grinder is loud enough that it seems impolite to use this early so I guess no coffee yet for me. .. perhaps i can swaddle it in towels for stealthy coffee.
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Nov 1, 2020 13:08
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If I don't drink a cup of coffee and eat bacon every morning I post insufferable minions memes on Facebook about how I am going to be grumpy until I get my coffee and my bacon. This is obviously hilarious.
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Nov 1, 2020 13:20
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TheAardvark posted:Woke up at 4am and can't get back to sleep. hey i woke up at 4 am too!! on my second cup of coffee once again, an hour and a half later (i savor). same poo poo different day
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Nov 1, 2020 13:28
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Woke at 4 am due to someone screaming bloody murder and a dog yapping for 10 minutes, I love Halloween
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Nov 1, 2020 13:54
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Gluten Free Dad posted:If I don't drink a cup of coffee and eat bacon every morning I post insufferable minions memes on Facebook about how I am going to be grumpy until I get my coffee and my bacon. This is obviously hilarious.  i think most of my emotional growth as an adult has come from pithy minion memes
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Nov 1, 2020 14:23
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I don't drink coffee, but I am too old for this poo poo. Does that fit in this thread or is that a seperate issue?
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Nov 1, 2020 14:38
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I dont do coffee but i will partake in a watermelon redbull for the spirit of the thread Also its raining and i dont want to ride my bike to go get dish soap! gently caress doing dishes in the morning!!!
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Nov 1, 2020 14:49
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I'm a bit of a coffee purist, that's why I only eat fresh, raw Kopi Luwak
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Nov 1, 2020 14:51
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Gluten Free Dad posted:I'm a bit of a coffee purist, that's why I only eat fresh, raw Kopi Luwak  just noticed ure animated aardvark avatar .. intriguing ..
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Nov 1, 2020 14:54
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I have a lot of cool coffeemaking paraphernalia, but I'm so lazy in the morning I often just make a Nespresso pod coffee. It's a terrible Catch-22.
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Nov 1, 2020 14:55
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The only good coffee is an iced coffee and it's just too loving cold for that.
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Nov 1, 2020 15:17
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I’m sitting here in a coffee shop, working on my script (my usb mechanical keyboard is LOUD AF and everyone knows I’m working and they motherfucking RESPECT THAT poo poo). I’m on my third cup and this poo poo is flowing out of me like so much mung. It’s sort of a Jurassic Park meets Schindlers List, this poo poo is banging. I am a movie making machine at this point, my pupils are pure black. This is poetry, this is art, but in movie format. My posting gloves are warm and throwing sparks, so good, so good. The academy is going to need to get knee pads they’re gonna wanna suck my dick so hard. 
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Nov 1, 2020 18:23
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I'm halfway through my morning cup of Joe, should have had breakfast first. Oh well.
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Nov 1, 2020 18:27
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This is my other favorite coffee mug.
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Nov 1, 2020 18:32
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coffee status: drinkin coffee
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Nov 1, 2020 19:09
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I just had one OP but thanks for asking
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Nov 1, 2020 19:12
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TheAardvark posted:It's too GOD DAMNED early for this poo poo!!! *every thread in GBS this morning is either Goatse or quoted manuscripts of Mein Kampf "Not doing anything until the second cup of coffee!"
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Nov 1, 2020 19:25
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twitter.com/coffee_dad Coffee status: enjoying a coffee
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Nov 1, 2020 19:35
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Need some loving coffee rn
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Nov 1, 2020 19:36
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I'm on coffee #3 of the day. Still tired.
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Nov 1, 2020 21:16
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I need another cup of coffee! gently caress!!!!
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Nov 1, 2020 21:19
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Coffee is the beer of the Sasquatch. 
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Nov 1, 2020 21:23
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Coffee is the beer of the Sasquatch. What does that mean? What does it mean???
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Nov 1, 2020 21:29
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hang on maybe this will help me understand
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Nov 1, 2020 21:34
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Coffee status: drinking coffee stout
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Nov 1, 2020 22:01
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Gluten Free Dad posted:Coffee status: drinking coffee stout same but it's weed
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TheAardvark posted:What does that mean? What does it mean??? If you had read my script, “Bhat, Rightful and Leftful King of the Borg”, you might have some idea. 
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