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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Yeah, but you scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.


Bread is basically yeast farts.

I knead to know your thoughts.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Id eat it

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade


Beer is yeast piss

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Id drink it

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


bradzilla posted:

Bread is basically yeast farts.

I knead to know your thoughts.

Well hopefully I'll rise to the occasion

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Rye the low effort thread OP?

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008


bradzilla posted:

Bread is basically yeast farts.

I knead to know your thoughts.

Please, it's a carb sponge made of yeast farts. And it's delicious.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013



https://www.teamdan69.com


Crust me, I dough what I'm talking about. I ain't loafing around

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

"AUUUGGHHHHHH! Serrated knife digging into my crust! WHY?"

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013



https://www.teamdan69.com


Yeast farts explain the flour odor though tbh

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016


itís a carb sponge inflated by yeast farts big difference

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Rye the low effort thread OP?

Just Toast

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Ladylike yeast is a baker's worst nightmare

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


What do you think yeast thinks about when it's stuck in the yeast packet?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What do you think yeast thinks about when it's stuck in the yeast packet?

War plans against the adjacent packet

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.



Grimey Drawer

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What do you think yeast thinks about when it's stuck in the yeast packet?

The farts it will soon release. They're very dedicated to the form.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

Feel the glove!


do you ever eat some really good bread, like a french baguette or something, and go "poo poo... with this, and some butter... I could just eat bread and butter forever..." and then congratulate yourself for having a single urge even approaching monkish self-denial? or just me

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


Deep Glove Bruno posted:

do you ever eat some really good bread, like a french baguette or something, and go "poo poo... with this, and some butter... I could just eat bread and butter forever..." and then congratulate yourself for having a single urge even approaching monkish self-denial? or just me

this is the thought that sparked the "you can only eat one thing for the rest of your life" thread

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

Feel the glove!


TheAardvark posted:

this is the thought that sparked the "you can only eat one thing for the rest of your life" thread

normally my answer to that would be something nasty like raw cookie dough, so I have to cling to my pride in that fleeting bread thought

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

do you ever eat some really good bread, like a french baguette or something, and go "poo poo... with this, and some butter... I could just eat bread and butter forever..." and then congratulate yourself for having a single urge even approaching monkish self-denial? or just me

Sometimes at a restaurant when they give you nice bread and a chunk of butter there's salt on the butter and it's great but if I gave myself permission to do that at home I'd be dead in a year

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

Feel the glove!


Icochet posted:

Sometimes at a restaurant when they give you nice bread and a chunk of butter there's salt on the butter and it's great but if I gave myself permission to do that at home I'd be dead in a year

After making that post, I got up and made exactly that, I literally am eating "buerre avec cristaux de sel" on a piece of warm sourdough as I type this. French expensive butter with sea salt crystals I bought accidentally once and realized there's good and bad butter. In other words I'm on my way to "dead in a year"

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

There are worse ways to go

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Sean Connery died eating bread. I will never eat bread again.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017



why did the plane fall out of the sky?


because tom, the pilot, was a loaf of bread

Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


I;m thinking about thos breads...





Thos thicc breads...






Thos juicy breads...





Thos bouncy breads...


Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



please never speak ill of the bread

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

Feel the glove!



what the words "bout to risk it all" was made for

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


I hate bread cut off

Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Strong bread.



esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

still my no.1






I love bread but I stopped eating it regularly months ago OP

I only eat bread if bagels go on sale or if I eat in a restaurant



it sux

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

Feel the glove!


esperterra posted:

I love bread but I stopped eating it regularly months ago OP

I only eat bread if bagels go on sale or if I eat in a restaurant



it sux

learn to bake it's worth it. gently caress a bagel (figuratively)

extra row of teeth
Apr 27, 2007

Float like a butterfly, sting like a Beerus


Chomp8645 posted:

Strong bread.





Would butter those rolls

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

still my no.1






Deep Glove Bruno posted:

learn to bake it's worth it. gently caress a bagel (figuratively)

I do love baking my own fresh bread. My problem is one of self control. If there is bread I will eat all of it immediately b/c it's so drat good!!

Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Lightly toasted sourdough or bust.

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

20 Blunts posted:

why did the plane fall out of the sky?


because tom, the pilot, was a loaf of bread

What the heck I thought this was my joke, which functions as a litmus test for what type of humor the person has

But YOU know it. HOW

Also carb = crab

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


neato burrito posted:

Lightly toasted sourdough or bust.

Lightly busted sourdough or toast

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Lightly busted sourdough or toast

Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Bread mood: happy



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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


A good, fresh baked bread is one of the tastiest things you can eat.

Wonder bread is a crime

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